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By *ornycouga OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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So my good friend Ann Summers has emailed to tell me that it's National Masturbation Day today. How are you celebrating? With Mrs Palm and her Five Daughters? With toys? With a friend? Whatever you choose, happy wanking, friends. |
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"My hand said it was tired this morning so I'll try again later. 
You need to give it a stern talking to. If you can't rely on your hand, who can you rely on?  "
I don't mind if you want to volunteer  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"My hand said it was tired this morning so I'll try again later.
You need to give it a stern talking to. If you can't rely on your hand, who can you rely on? "
Any of my partners probably |
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By *ornycouga OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"My hand said it was tired this morning so I'll try again later.
You need to give it a stern talking to. If you can't rely on your hand, who can you rely on?
Any of my partners probably "
Nobody appreciates a show off  |
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"Whatever you choose, happy wanking, friends."
I expect a flurry of self-pleasure videos to appear on Fab after lunchtime today.
(Would it be too much to hope for one or two turning up in my inbox? Only time will tell.) |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Whatever you choose, happy wanking, friends.
I expect a flurry of self-pleasure videos to appear on Fab after lunchtime today.
(Would it be too much to hope for one or two turning up in my inbox? Only time will tell.)"
I'll sit and hope for one in my inbox RTG.
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"Well I guess it would be rude not to as it’s national day to do so…
But I’ll wait to get home from Tesco’s first lol
Very wise. We don't want any unexpected items in the bagging area "
Watch put for the spillage on aisle 12 |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Well it was going to be a quick one and done but since it's a special occasion, I might treat myself to a long edging session with lube and a toy
Or really go to town and do both! "
Might be too much of a good thing! |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"My hand said it was tired this morning so I'll try again later.
You need to give it a stern talking to. If you can't rely on your hand, who can you rely on?
Any of my partners probably
Nobody appreciates a show off "
Well nobody sounds like a prick |
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By *ornycouga OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Whatever you choose, happy wanking, friends.
I expect a flurry of self-pleasure videos to appear on Fab after lunchtime today.
(Would it be too much to hope for one or two turning up in my inbox? Only time will tell.)"
I'm sure you'll be knee deep in clunge! Have your wellies ready |
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"Whatever you choose, happy wanking, friends.
I expect a flurry of self-pleasure videos to appear on Fab after lunchtime today.
(Would it be too much to hope for one or two turning up in my inbox? Only time will tell.)
I'm sure you'll be knee deep in clunge! Have your wellies ready "
Kinky. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Well it was going to be a quick one and done but since it's a special occasion, I might treat myself to a long edging session with lube and a toy
 and suddenly my hand wants to wake up again   "
Always good to spread the joy  |
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