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Women are ridiculously noisy. If I'm watching lesbian porn - my go to- it has to be with sound off. Then they ruin it with the over the top faces they pull as well.
So I just watch focusing on their bodies. Then I give up because what's the point   |
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"Women are ridiculously noisy. If I'm watching lesbian porn - my go to- it has to be with sound off. Then they ruin it with the over the top faces they pull as well.
So I just watch focusing on their bodies. Then I give up because what's the point "
But women ARE ridiculously noisy... In general. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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No “average” looking guys. It’s all absolute studs, or some overweight dude who somehow been “blessed” with a monster cock.
Women will let you grope their tits for €20 and you get a full fuck in public for circa €100 and they’re just “random women the camera guy just happened to come across by chance” who were desperate for the money but also happily did everything on camera. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Women are ridiculously noisy. If I'm watching lesbian porn - my go to- it has to be with sound off. Then they ruin it with the over the top faces they pull as well.
So I just watch focusing on their bodies. Then I give up because what's the point "
Lesbian porn typically isn’t as bad I find but totally get what you mean!!! It’s overkill and so off putting to hear and see when it’s like that grrrr |
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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago
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The fact that they will spend 5 minutes shagging in one position and then with ease manoeuvre into a completely different position, without the 'wait wait , my knee/back/shoulder has locked, give me a second, urgh ok there it is, continue ' |
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Porn teaches young men how to have sex. For my generation that meant a woman had to cum and it was a man's job to do it. For this generation it means a woman needs a good throat fucking and to get covered in her own spit.
Porn also teaches us that everyone else is having exactly the kind of sex we dream of. It sets unrealistic expectations, and is the reason men can't tell the difference between a woman with a desire to be an exhibitionist, and one who will fuck anyone who walks near her.
Porn is the worst. |
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"The fact that they will spend 5 minutes shagging in one position and then with ease manoeuvre into a completely different position, without the 'wait wait , my knee/back/shoulder has locked, give me a second, urgh ok there it is, continue ' "
lol exactly. I’ve got cramp in my leg  |
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The plumbers in porn are absolutely useless, never complete the job don’t use the correct tools, it’s not realistic, also at the start there is no Yorkshire tea involved, once again that’s not how encounters are supposed to happen |
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"The plumbers in porn are absolutely useless, never complete the job don’t use the correct tools, it’s not realistic, also at the start there is no Yorkshire tea involved, once again that’s not how encounters are supposed to happen "
… and no builders butt on display as he hammers away under the sink |
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"We usually don't get to see the guy's faces .. obviously because it's geared to men. But I enjoy some porn and I get off better when I can see the men properly "
They usually look angry and agitated
I’d have a fucking great daft grin on my face … |
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No one has ever just got back from work and feels minging and needs a shower before they start bumping uglies.
Our sexy time involves a lot of talking shite, laughing and having some craic. Porn sex is always very serious and intense.
They give weird massages
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"No one has ever just got back from work and feels minging and needs a shower before they start bumping uglies.
Our sexy time involves a lot of talking shite, laughing and having some craic. Porn sex is always very serious and intense.
They give weird massages
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Yeah, that’s where I meant about blokes always looking angry or agitated … always really serious and intense. Never a sense of fun, the “I can’t believe I’m banging this girl” vibe.
I was coming home from the pub one night and there was a guy dutifully walking a girl to a taxi. As the taxi pulled up and she was about to get in, she turned to him and said “do you want to come back to my place for the night”. The look of utter bemusement and confusion on his face … that’s what’s missing from porn … realism |
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"First time amateurs and virgins apparently make alot of porn debuts. "
First time anal, first time with a Black Man, first time with a Woman, there seems to be a lot of "firsts" 
But again its a fantasy World |
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"Women are ridiculously noisy. If I'm watching lesbian porn - my go to- it has to be with sound off. Then they ruin it with the over the top faces they pull as well.
So I just watch focusing on their bodies. Then I give up because what's the point
But women ARE ridiculously noisy... In general. "
Just not during sex |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Compilations…
Because: Just as you get to a good bit it switches scene to a new one altogether. And then again, and again, and again
Never allowing you to see what your watching through to its fullest potential |
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"Compilations…
Because: Just as you get to a good bit it switches scene to a new one altogether. And then again, and again, and again
Never allowing you to see what your watching through to its fullest potential "
Worst bit is as I get excited with the starlet getting it, the scene switches to another woman, one I'm not into |
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"Did you come?"
"Yeah. You?"
"Not in three strokes no."
"Oh..... sorry then."
"You had a blow job too."
"Yeah Night!
"Fuck you"
"Why's the bed wobbly. I'm tryin' to sleep."
"I'm finishing myself off - put up with it!"
I never hear that bit of the script
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"Hotel maids giving you a hand when they walk in on you having a wank on the bed, rather than reporting you. "
My fella actually had a maid clean the full room on holidays while he had sex and she didn't even pass a single comment! |
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"Despite a lot of scenes being filmed in a kitchen, no one actually does any cooking."
Tbh after Covid barely anyone seems to cook anymore if you see how many food deliveroo drivers are zipping about still today |
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"I hate the ones that have music all the way through the whole video. Okay maybe at the beginning but not all the way through it. So many good videos ruined by unnecessary music. "
That sounds like alot of videos on Fab |
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"I hate the ones that have music all the way through the whole video. Okay maybe at the beginning but not all the way through it. So many good videos ruined by unnecessary music.
That sounds like alot of videos on Fab "
Tbh I have never had sound on porn in over 8 years It’s just visual I find |
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By *ty31Man 31 weeks ago
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"When they label it British and they have Australian accents...how dare they"
It's this younger generation being too lazy to work- they've lost the A Blowjob Is Better Than No Job mentality |
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"Porn teaches young men how to have sex. For my generation that meant a woman had to cum and it was a man's job to do it. For this generation it means a woman needs a good throat fucking and to get covered in her own spit.
Porn also teaches us that everyone else is having exactly the kind of sex we dream of. It sets unrealistic expectations, and is the reason men can't tell the difference between a woman with a desire to be an exhibitionist, and one who will fuck anyone who walks near her.
Porn is the worst."
Couldn't agree more.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"We usually don't get to see the guy's faces .. obviously because it's geared to men. But I enjoy some porn and I get off better when I can see the men properly "
I love to see all of a woman including her face to be able to relate to what's going on. And why do they always ignore small boobies and kissing. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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What I want to know is what happens when they've destroyed some hotel room or rented house (always with abstract art in shot) with gushing or watersports. Do they have to buy the owner new sofas same carpets?  |
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"The weird girlie high pitched squealing moaning “ohhh yeah baby, give it to me, oh yeah just like that”
Makes me hit the back button back instantly!  "
1000% this! The fake over produced smut. I pretty much just watch amateur because of this.
Can I also add another thing porn gets wrong?
Nobody ever gets stuck in a washing machine..
Ever.. |
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By *oxy jWoman 31 weeks ago
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everything
its entertainment just like horror films or comedy anyonw who takes anything serious from porn are not living in the real world ...
women being over loud its so fake yet there are gullible women out there who think its real just go to a club most nights theres that false woman whos so loud who think all are thinking wow well they are thinking wow and laughting at you at the same time fakeness cannot be covered up ..
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