A great big, guttural roar that goes something like….”helllllllllchooooooooohoochibabba” accentuated with a wobbling head akin to me motorboating a pair of double D’s

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By *weetkitten65Woman 37 weeks ago

Halifax

Abbbbbbufffffooooo

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I read somewhere online that how loud you sneeze is an indication of how loud and verbal you are during sex!?!?

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Usually no noise as I tend to block them

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By *illy IdolMan 37 weeks ago

Midlands

Mine tend to be a hybrid cough and sneeze.

A snough

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Mine tend to be a hybrid cough and sneeze.

A snough "

You’re a snoughaloughagus

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By *r Black 85Man 37 weeks ago

nottingham

Imagine a gorilla sneezing

That's me

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By *ildbillkidMan 37 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

Never just one, two or three in rapid succession

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 37 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

"‘ Hadouken!!!’ "

Funnily enough mine sounds like "spinning bird kick"

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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago

"Usually no noise as I tend to block them"

Mind over matter. I like it

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

"Usually no noise as I tend to block them"

You shouldn't actually do that...

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By *ellhungvweMan 37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Whatever the yell is when you twinge a muscle in your back - my sneezes always seem to end up in bodily harm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago

"Usually no noise as I tend to block them

You shouldn't actually do that... "

I’ve said this about profiles on fab.

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By *partan69Man 37 weeks ago

hyde

Gotta brace myself these days in case I throw my back out or piss myself or both

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

"Usually no noise as I tend to block them

You shouldn't actually do that...

I’ve said this about profiles on fab. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Aahhhh-choooeurghhhh

Something like that.

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By *educing_EmCouple 37 weeks ago

Tipperary

Loads of little squeaky hahooos

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 37 weeks ago

Wirral.

Mine are, unsurprisingly, rather loud. And I always do at least 3 in quick succession.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Why does sneezing feel quite nice? I enjoy sneezing

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 37 weeks ago

Wirral.

"Why does sneezing feel quite nice? I enjoy sneezing

It's 'cos the act of sneezing produces endorphins

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By *mmaleiaWoman 37 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Mine are quite girly & quiet

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