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Did you know there’s going to be a general election
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Honestly based upon experience and the likely hood of human stupidity, it's nothing to get excited about.
What may seem like a sure thing can easily be derailed by simple human lack of understanding. |
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"Well pop the champagne.
Mrs TMN x
*not a euphemism*
Will there be food?"
Only if you stockpile it like water as Oliver Dowden has recommended.
Because you know, nothing says successful governance more than telling folks they need to stock up on water. |
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"What are you having for dinner to celebrate?"
We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the British public declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
*Wild applause*
I think I'll be having soup. |
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"I love elections and the post count euphoria
or disappointment depending on the results
Look forward to seeing the big hitters going down "
Remember crying with joy when Portillo went in 97. Hoping I'll well up when JRM gets his jotters this time around. |
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"What are you having for dinner to celebrate?
We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the British public declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
*Wild applause*
I think I'll be having soup. "
*APPLAUSE*  |
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"I recon a lot of humble pie for quite a few of our MP's but they all have second jobs so it's not going to be as bad as say you or I getting sacked."
And many of them are planning to stand down at this election anyway, so it's an easy excuse for the 'losing side'. |
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"We have a politics forum. 
Do people usually ask what’s for dinner in there Woody?
Sorry. So it’s clickbait then? "
Yep. I thought people read the OP but  |
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"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again
How American. "
Absolutely. And tonight I'm having a tagine to celebrate multiculturalism and open mindedness. And a hope for brighter futures. |
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"We have a politics forum.
Do people usually ask what’s for dinner in there Woody?
Sorry. So it’s clickbait then?
Yep. I thought people read the OP but "
It’s normally an emoji.  |
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"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again
How American.
Absolutely. And tonight I'm having a tagine to celebrate multiculturalism and open mindedness. And a hope for brighter futures."
Bless you! I’m starving myself. |
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"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again
How American.
Absolutely. And tonight I'm having a tagine to celebrate multiculturalism and open mindedness. And a hope for brighter futures.
Bless you! I’m starving myself. "
What has this country come to since the last change in government, we have cats marrying dogs and people going without food. It's a disgrace. |
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"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again
How American.
Absolutely. And tonight I'm having a tagine to celebrate multiculturalism and open mindedness. And a hope for brighter futures.
Bless you! I’m starving myself.
What has this country come to since the last change in government, we have cats marrying dogs and people going without food. It's a disgrace."
London IS a war zone. FACT. |
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"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again
How American.
Absolutely. And tonight I'm having a tagine to celebrate multiculturalism and open mindedness. And a hope for brighter futures.
Bless you! I’m starving myself.
What has this country come to since the last change in government, we have cats marrying dogs and people going without food. It's a disgrace.
London IS a war zone. FACT. "
And democracy has fallen since they stopped selling booze in Wales. And the freedom fighters could not reclaim Edinburgh Castle under Magna Carta.
Gone to the dogs, gone to the dogs.
Will hunger lead to people eating dogs? I hope not. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"The Klunge Prediction:
Lab - 425
Con - 113
LibDem - 60
SNP - 24
Northern Ireland - No change
Plaid - 5
Greens - 4
Reform - 2
Others - the rest
I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July."
But what will you be eating in the day? |
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"The Klunge Prediction:
Lab - 425
Con - 113
LibDem - 60
SNP - 24
Northern Ireland - No change
Plaid - 5
Greens - 4
Reform - 2
Others - the rest
I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July.
But what will you be eating in the day? "
Klunge Woody.
Klunge x |
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"The Klunge Prediction:
Lab - 425
Con - 113
LibDem - 60
SNP - 24
Northern Ireland - No change
Plaid - 5
Greens - 4
Reform - 2
Others - the rest
I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July.
But what will you be eating in the day?
Klunge Woody.
Klunge x"
Which seats do you think Reform will win? |
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"The Klunge Prediction:
Lab - 425
Con - 113
LibDem - 60
SNP - 24
Northern Ireland - No change
Plaid - 5
Greens - 4
Reform - 2
Others - the rest
I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July.
But what will you be eating in the day?
Klunge Woody.
Klunge x
Which seats do you think Reform will win?"
I don't think reform will get any seats...well I hope they dont... |
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"The Klunge Prediction:
Lab - 425
Con - 113
LibDem - 60
SNP - 24
Northern Ireland - No change
Plaid - 5
Greens - 4
Reform - 2
Others - the rest
I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July.
But what will you be eating in the day?
Klunge Woody.
Klunge x
Which seats do you think Reform will win?"
No idea. |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important"
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause. |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important"
Fully automated luxury gay space communist chicken, direct democratic Moroccan couscous, psychic holographic ethical beetroot, and chips . |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Some lightly pan toasted organic, gluten feee, gmo free, locally sourced artisinal soda bread with smashed avocado's and a drizzle of andalusian olive oil.
Or a pot noodle. I haven't decided. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"If they win again I’m getting the Molotovs out I swear 
With you on that one. Shall we put it in the diary? "
March on Whitehall, overthrow Tory rabble, 4th of July. Got it! |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
The city of Reading? Nah, it’s a ghastly place…. "
I’ve had sex with someone from reading before. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Someone should start a thread about it.
I considered it and decided to because I couldn’t see any
That's because they are in the politics section - i.e.where they should be! "
Firstly- they started off here. That’s the joke.
Secondly- what are you having for dinner? If you’re not going to tell me go to the politics section |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause."
No shrimp on your barbie? |
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"Someone should start a thread about it.
I considered it and decided to because I couldn’t see any
That's because they are in the politics section - i.e.where they should be!
Firstly- they started off here. That’s the joke.
Secondly- what are you having for dinner? If you’re not going to tell me go to the politics section"
My tagine was very nice. |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.
No shrimp on your barbie?"
 Behave |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Someone should start a thread about it.
I considered it and decided to because I couldn’t see any
That's because they are in the politics section - i.e.where they should be!
Firstly- they started off here. That’s the joke.
Secondly- what are you having for dinner? If you’re not going to tell me go to the politics section
My tagine was very nice."
My fresh air is equally as nice |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.
No shrimp on your barbie?
Behave"
Make me  |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.
No shrimp on your barbie?
Behave
Make me "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.
No shrimp on your barbie?
Behave
Make me
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Following this interaction  |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.
No shrimp on your barbie?
Behave
Make me
Following this interaction "
our seafood is hung. or something. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.
No shrimp on your barbie?
Behave
Make me
Following this interaction
our seafood is hung. or something."
Aaaaaaaaand I’m out |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.
No shrimp on your barbie?
Behave
Make me
Following this interaction
our seafood is hung. or something."
No, no. The BBQ is hot. Like moi |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.
No shrimp on your barbie?
Behave
Make me
Following this interaction
our seafood is hung. or something.
Aaaaaaaaand I’m out"
lol
The origin of the joke is that they're often called "shrimp" in English speaking countries. Which is fucking ludicrous in Australia, because even the smallest prawns are 5-6 times the size of the ones you can find here.
Prawns, or king prawns. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.
No shrimp on your barbie?
Behave
Make me
Following this interaction
our seafood is hung. or something.
No, no. The BBQ is hot. Like moi "
SHE’S CLAWED IT BACK!!!!! |
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"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important
Democracy sausage.
Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.
Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.
No shrimp on your barbie?
Behave
Make me
Following this interaction
our seafood is hung. or something.
No, no. The BBQ is hot. Like moi "
It's usually daggy dads pretending to be alpha males over the tongs and kids making a mess of the tomato sauce |
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"Ooh let's swap one set of cunts for another set of cunts......time to celebrate
Mr
^ he’s having potatoes AGAIN. "
maybe if we'd left some of them in Ireland, Australians wouldn't have been such gobshites. |
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"Ooh let's swap one set of cunts for another set of cunts......time to celebrate
Mr
^ he’s having potatoes AGAIN.
maybe if we'd left some of them in Ireland, Australians wouldn't have been such gobshites."
I’m not engaging in colonial talk today  |
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"Ooh let's swap one set of cunts for another set of cunts......time to celebrate
Mr
^ he’s having potatoes AGAIN.
maybe if we'd left some of them in Ireland, Australians wouldn't have been such gobshites.
I’m not engaging in colonial talk today "
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By *agatoXXXMan 36 weeks ago
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"Del boy trotter should run a party for election hes like the rest of them out to make a quick buck on dodgy goods
And if the shit hits the fan do a runner ( Boris, liz truss ,may ,) "
You forgot pig fucker cameron. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Political parties and politicians should not receive a vote without first laying out their vision for the future and the society they wish to create. Stating their ideological beliefs and values. I'm not talking a manifesto. It's bollocks. They say, we'll spend more on this and that and not do any of it. Instead we'll do things that will benefit us and our families. Not you. I want to know what societal ideal they want to work toward and how they intend to achieve this ideal. Then i can decide, if they align with my own ideals and values. Basically i want to know exactly what sort if a UK they are working toward. If they can't give me it. They don't get my vote. |
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"Political parties and politicians should not receive a vote without first laying out their vision for the future and the society they wish to create. Stating their ideological beliefs and values. I'm not talking a manifesto. It's bollocks. They say, we'll spend more on this and that and not do any of it. Instead we'll do things that will benefit us and our families. Not you. I want to know what societal ideal they want to work toward and how they intend to achieve this ideal. Then i can decide, if they align with my own ideals and values. Basically i want to know exactly what sort if a UK they are working toward. If they can't give me it. They don't get my vote."
How do you know they aren't lying if they tell you they're aiming for your version of utopia? That's the problem with politics. You can say or write whatever you like, but there's nothing to compel you to actually do it, once in power. |
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"Political parties and politicians should not receive a vote without first laying out their vision for the future and the society they wish to create. Stating their ideological beliefs and values. I'm not talking a manifesto. It's bollocks. They say, we'll spend more on this and that and not do any of it. Instead we'll do things that will benefit us and our families. Not you. I want to know what societal ideal they want to work toward and how they intend to achieve this ideal. Then i can decide, if they align with my own ideals and values. Basically i want to know exactly what sort if a UK they are working toward. If they can't give me it. They don't get my vote.
How do you know they aren't lying if they tell you they're aiming for your version of utopia? That's the problem with politics. You can say or write whatever you like, but there's nothing to compel you to actually do it, once in power. "
Hence protest is an important part of democracy.
I'd find it quite compelling to listen, if hundreds of thousands of people were trying to get in and stick my head in a guillotine. |
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"Political parties and politicians should not receive a vote without first laying out their vision for the future and the society they wish to create. Stating their ideological beliefs and values. I'm not talking a manifesto. It's bollocks. They say, we'll spend more on this and that and not do any of it. Instead we'll do things that will benefit us and our families. Not you. I want to know what societal ideal they want to work toward and how they intend to achieve this ideal. Then i can decide, if they align with my own ideals and values. Basically i want to know exactly what sort if a UK they are working toward. If they can't give me it. They don't get my vote.
How do you know they aren't lying if they tell you they're aiming for your version of utopia? That's the problem with politics. You can say or write whatever you like, but there's nothing to compel you to actually do it, once in power.
Hence protest is an important part of democracy.
I'd find it quite compelling to listen, if hundreds of thousands of people were trying to get in and stick my head in a guillotine. "
Agreed. |
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Gets me moist. 
