Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages?
I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going!
In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? |
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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages?
I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going!
In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? "
Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me  |
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages?
I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going!
In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me "
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox |
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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages?
I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going!
In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox "
lol away gheys i love an away ghey |
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I firmly believe that politeness is the intrinsic key and my initial message will thus be based upon this fundamental principle.
‘Salutation fair maiden. Might I entreat thee to envelope my rigid phallus with thy moist quim?’
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages?
I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going!
In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox lol away gheys i love an away ghey "
Those gheys aren’t very very small, they’re just far away on an away ghey day |
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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages?
I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going!
In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox lol away gheys i love an away ghey
Those gheys aren’t very very small, they’re just far away on an away ghey day "
hope they went somewhere nice |
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages?
I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going!
In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox lol away gheys i love an away ghey
Those gheys aren’t very very small, they’re just far away on an away ghey day hope they went somewhere nice "
I’d like to acknowledge Father Ted for the inspiration for this joke.   |
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By *TG3Man 36 weeks ago
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages?
I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going!
In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox lol away gheys i love an away ghey
Those gheys aren’t very very small, they’re just far away on an away ghey day hope they went somewhere nice
I’d like to acknowledge Father Ted for the inspiration for this joke. "
lol hey great comedy prog |
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"I firmly believe that politeness is the intrinsic key and my initial message will thus be based upon this fundamental principle.
‘Salutation fair maiden. Might I entreat thee to envelope my rigid phallus with thy moist quim?’
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Cor!
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages?
I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going!
In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox lol away gheys i love an away ghey
Those gheys aren’t very very small, they’re just far away on an away ghey day hope they went somewhere nice
I’d like to acknowledge Father Ted for the inspiration for this joke. "
I’m glad you cleared this up it was going way over my head lol |
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Maybe start with "can I ask you a question?"
Do you include a measuring reference with the dick pics? Sky remote, can of lynx? Maybe that's where you are going wrong....
Don't forget to add FAF.
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"I wouldn't know what's best. I haven't sent a 1st message in over 4 years
Have you not received good first messages? "
I reckon I've received one good 1st message. One that's been put together well based on my profile.
The rest of the women are just as terrible as the men.
"Hey", "do you knit?","thanks for winking back"
But that's okay, I'm just grateful for a message   |
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By *nnCeeWoman 36 weeks ago
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"I firmly believe that politeness is the intrinsic key and my initial message will thus be based upon this fundamental principle.
‘Salutation fair maiden. Might I entreat thee to envelope my rigid phallus with thy moist quim?’
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The fastenings to my undergarments unravelled and said material fell away on my eyes and mind devouring that question. I find myself wetter than an otters' pocket  |
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"I wouldn't know what's best. I haven't sent a 1st message in over 4 years
Have you not received good first messages?
I reckon I've received one good 1st message. One that's been put together well based on my profile.
The rest of the women are just as terrible as the men.
"Hey", "do you knit?","thanks for winking back"
But that's okay, I'm just grateful for a message "
Interesting! It can’t just be me wondering… do you knit? hahaha |
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"I wouldn't know what's best. I haven't sent a 1st message in over 4 years
Have you not received good first messages?
I reckon I've received one good 1st message. One that's been put together well based on my profile.
The rest of the women are just as terrible as the men.
"Hey", "do you knit?","thanks for winking back"
But that's okay, I'm just grateful for a message
Interesting! It can’t just be me wondering… do you knit? hahaha "
Not as often as I'd like to |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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I had 2 of the best messages I’ve ever received yesterday!!
The first was I really want to destroy your asshole 
Then another one I would love to do a line off your tits
I instantly had to drop my knickers and rub one out they turned me on that much |
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Aside from reciprocal messages between forum-dwellers on here, I've only sent a handful of 'first contact' messages in the last 3 years. All of my socials and meets have been on the back of women sending the first message. |
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"Aside from reciprocal messages between forum-dwellers on here, I've only sent a handful of 'first contact' messages in the last 3 years. All of my socials and meets have been on the back of women sending the first message."
So what’s the best messages you have received? you’ve got high standards to compete with! |
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By *dwalu2Couple 36 weeks ago
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We tend to go with ‘THIS IS THE FIRST MESSAGE. PLEASE STAND BY FOR THE SECOND MESSAGE. IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE THE SECOND MESSAGE, PLEASE REPLY TO THE THIRD MESSAGE TO REQUESTING YOUR MISSING SECOND MESSAGE AND IT WILL BE RE-SENT AS THE FOURTH MESSAGE’.
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"Aside from reciprocal messages between forum-dwellers on here, I've only sent a handful of 'first contact' messages in the last 3 years. All of my socials and meets have been on the back of women sending the first message.
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So what’s the best messages you have received? you’ve got high standards to compete with! "
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I'll have to check my Fåb Årchives and get back to you. |
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I generally say a bit about who I am, ask a couple of "who are you" questions, send a face pic and hope for the best.
99% of the time, I get no replies.
Of the remaining 1% about 80% of those are hostile, 15% are immediately dismissive 4% are a nice rejection and the other 1% are perfectly nice and friendly but, never leads anywhere. |
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"..99% of the time, I get no replies. Of the remaining 1% about 80% of those are hostile..."
Hostile?? Are you somehow attracted to irascible women, perhaps? I've only ever encountered two hostile women in all the time I've been here. They were hostile because I was less than enamoured when they sent me photos of their quims, and very little else. |
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"I generally say a bit about who I am, ask a couple of "who are you" questions, send a face pic and hope for the best.
99% of the time, I get no replies.
Of the remaining 1% about 80% of those are hostile, 15% are immediately dismissive 4% are a nice rejection and the other 1% are perfectly nice and friendly but, never leads anywhere. "
Fair play to you for the honesty! To be fair to the males, I’d say there is definitely a lot more of us on here than females. I don’t really take it seriously, and just come on now and then, the forums can be a laugh |
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"I tell them I'm currently on bail and on my best behaviour, so they'll definitely get no trouble off me."
good one that lol!
The people who don’t send messages first feel free to get involved with the best first message you’ve received, it’s not a plea for help lol just a fun forum thread to chat on |
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