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"A greeny-brown hue, 3-titted, a black swishy tail, and anything from 4ft8 to 6ft tall. Extra bendy would be helpful.
Intelligence, independence, and humour compulsory. "
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
6 pack and dick? Check  I think you've slightly mis read some what, which is odd because normally you Adore attention to detail."
Yep. Misread? No. Taken at face value… Absofuckinglutely |
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can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.
if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years 
honestly its just a small point  |
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"Ai Shinozaki 
I’m not sure she speaks English but by the Gods! She is absolutely beautiful! I have to agree with you there buddy, puts most English girls to shame  "
More shade than an Ibiza beach hut!
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"can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.
if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years
honestly its just a small point "
I'm guessing I still could. |
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"can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.
if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years
honestly its just a small point I'm guessing I still could."
oh guessing - scratch then - yep i was guessing i was a size 12 once  flat batteries |
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"can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.
if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years
honestly its just a small point I'm guessing I still could."
Mr. Dude, assumptions are the mother of all fuckups. And letdowns. Never assume. |
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"can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.
if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years
honestly its just a small point I'm guessing I still could.
oh guessing - scratch then - yep i was guessing i was a size 12 once flat batteries "
that's a shame |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair  "
Which hair are you referring to, dear lady? |
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"can i ask you a legitimate question OP - slightly confused over your profile - obviously having to check as your attention to great detail for your alleged woman companion is evident.
if, as you say, you havent had a date for 12 years, how do you know you fuck like a duracell bunnie and come like a fountain?? i need to replace my rabbit batteries more regularly than every 12 years
honestly its just a small point I'm guessing I still could.
oh guessing - scratch then - yep i was guessing i was a size 12 once flat batteries that's a shame "
no my batteries are fully charged - your running on old duracell - untested |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
One that's not had a date for 12 years?
She sounds like a right catch already OP I'm not the one hiding my profile "
My profile isn't hidden |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair "
hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness. |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair
Brutal! "
Well he's ignored my "logical" replies, so I thought I'd try like for like |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair
Which hair are you referring to, dear lady? "
Oh, on my head. Clearly my pretty pussy is hair free, dahlink!  |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness."
I'm pretty intelligent, I just like food. Lots of food
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair
Which hair are you referring to, dear lady?
Oh, on my head. Clearly my pretty pussy is hair free, dahlink! "
A sphynx? |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
I'm pretty intelligent, I just like food. Lots of food
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I applied the offer, I'm okay thank. |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
I'm pretty intelligent, I just like food. Lots of food
I applied the offer, I'm okay thank."
I appreciate the offer, I'm okay thank you. |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
I'm pretty intelligent, I just like food. Lots of food
I applied the offer, I'm okay thank."
Oh sweetie, that was no offer. I told you earlier that I just don't fancy you.
But you ARE the gift that keeps giving tonight
Who said the forums were no fun anymore? |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
I'm pretty intelligent, I just like food. Lots of food
I applied the offer, I'm okay thank.
Oh sweetie, that was no offer. I told you earlier that I just don't fancy you.
But you ARE the gift that keeps giving tonight
Who said the forums were no fun anymore? "
I'm very happy to hear that. |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness."
Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness."
I'm fat and go the gym, I do zumba and can hold my own in the boxing ring.....but by your standard I would be seen as unhealthy and unfit
Lol...
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check "
Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers. |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers."
Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.
Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen "
when you drink a pint, do you neck it? |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.
Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen when you drink a pint, do you neck it?"
Errrrrr what else are you meant to do with a pint?! |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.
Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen when you drink a pint, do you neck it?"
I do before slamming the glass on the bar and scratching my bollocks
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.
Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen when you drink a pint, do you neck it?
I do before slamming the glass on the bar and scratching my bollocks
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Classy |
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"A Carbon copy of myself in female form..
OP you're clearly a troll, but I'll bite.
So, bald, broad, rude women do it for you? That's me out. I've got hair hair colour, hair length doesn't bother me, what interests me is a Woman who has had the foresight and intelligence to maintain her health and fitness.
Or the intelligence to understand… which I do have in equal measure - EQ and IQ, that arguing with an idiot is futile? Check Calm down Karen, I'm just looking for answers.
Omg. I’m so happy… never ever been called Karen. I’m too fucking in your face… say it as I see it to be a Karen when you drink a pint, do you neck it?
I do before slamming the glass on the bar and scratching my bollocks
Classy "
Damn straight I am |
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On a swingers site looking for yourself with tits?
I like lots of women. Each are unique in their own way. Thankfully the lifestyle, and sometimes this site, have rewarded me with the opportunity to chat to and meet with some of them.
Try it. You might like it.
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