Once a boyfriend asked if I wanted a cupcake, before I could answer, he’d farted into his hand & cupped my face, it was only then I realised he was annoying..

So yeah, that wasn’t a real cake either

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman 31 weeks ago

Somewhere

"Once a boyfriend asked if I wanted a cupcake, before I could answer, he’d farted into his hand & cupped my face, it was only then I realised he was annoying..

So yeah, that wasn’t a real cake either"

Could you chew on it though

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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Once a boyfriend asked if I wanted a cupcake, before I could answer, he’d farted into his hand & cupped my face, it was only then I realised he was annoying..

So yeah, that wasn’t a real cake either"

Omg what a hilarious awful bastard,

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 31 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Spotted dick

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By *ickthehallsMan 31 weeks ago

Peterborough

Urinal cake exists and you choose to come for fish?

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By *ather WickmasMan 31 weeks ago

The Continental

"Spotted dick"

Best see a doc’ for that issue.

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By *mmaleiaWoman 31 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Once a boyfriend asked if I wanted a cupcake, before I could answer, he’d farted into his hand & cupped my face, it was only then I realised he was annoying..

So yeah, that wasn’t a real cake either

Omg what a hilarious awful bastard,"

It’s ok, I introduced him to a Dutch oven that very night, we laughed so hard, after he’d stopped gagging of course

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By *mmaleiaWoman 31 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Once a boyfriend asked if I wanted a cupcake, before I could answer, he’d farted into his hand & cupped my face, it was only then I realised he was annoying..

So yeah, that wasn’t a real cake either

Could you chew on it though

If a little bit of sick had come up in my mouth maybe

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