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Yep. I twiddle my landing strip (or whatever shape my pubic hair happens to be). Don’t know why.
I’ve always got my hand in my pants. Usually it’s because I’m a pervert but the rest of the time it’s just an innocent twiddle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"Yep. I twiddle my landing strip (or whatever shape my pubic hair happens to be). Don’t know why.
I’ve always got my hand in my pants. Usually it’s because I’m a pervert but the rest of the time it’s just an innocent twiddle "
You are just like my fiancé  |
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"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations. "
YES!
YES YES YES.
I’ve never heard anyone mention this before but yes flap rearrangement is a thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations.
YES!
YES YES YES.
I’ve never heard anyone mention this before but yes flap rearrangement is a thing "
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"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations.
YES!
YES YES YES.
I’ve never heard anyone mention this before but yes flap rearrangement is a thing "
Inwardly folding flaps are ouchy sometimes 
Gotta grab 'em by the flaps and don't forget the corners |
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"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations.
YES!
YES YES YES.
I’ve never heard anyone mention this before but yes flap rearrangement is a thing "
Yep, got to roll them up and tuck them back in. |
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"I like to stretch my ballbag and twist it into fascinating shapes like playdoh.
I am so jealous. That sounds so much fun.
Is ballbag envy a thing? Maybe a theory from an Aldi Freud "
It’s an incredibly rewarding pastime, I find.
For instance, only last week I fashioned my srotum to resemble King Charles. I was dead proud of myself and even took a snap which I sent via email to Buckingham Palace.
I’m awaiting a reply from them still…. |
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket. 
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank "
Where did they go? |
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank
Where did they go? "
Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward! |
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank
Where did they go?
Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!"
. Like a beaver? |
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank
Where did they go?
Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!
. Like a beaver? "
Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate |
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank
Where did they go?
Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!
. Like a beaver?
Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate "
Jesus wept
Mrs KC. I love you  |
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank
Where did they go?
Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!
. Like a beaver?
Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate
Jesus wept
Mrs KC. I love you "
Maybe I should fertilise my bush so it's luxuriant for it to snuggle into? Bonsai-like, perhaps? I really don't know |
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank
Where did they go?
Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!
. Like a beaver?
Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate
Jesus wept
Mrs KC. I love you
Maybe I should fertilise my bush so it's luxuriant for it to snuggle into? Bonsai-like, perhaps? I really don't know "
All Zen and shit? |
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank
Where did they go?
Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!
. Like a beaver?
Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate
Jesus wept
Mrs KC. I love you
Maybe I should fertilise my bush so it's luxuriant for it to snuggle into? Bonsai-like, perhaps? I really don't know
All Zen and shit? "
Exactly. Though unsure on the role of that designer pebbley stuff. |
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank
Where did they go?
Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!
. Like a beaver?
Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate
Jesus wept
Mrs KC. I love you
Maybe I should fertilise my bush so it's luxuriant for it to snuggle into? Bonsai-like, perhaps? I really don't know
All Zen and shit?
Exactly. Though unsure on the role of that designer pebbley stuff. "
That’s to keep the beaver happy |
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank
Where did they go?
Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!
. Like a beaver?
Yes. I think it's trying to hibernate
Jesus wept
Mrs KC. I love you
Maybe I should fertilise my bush so it's luxuriant for it to snuggle into? Bonsai-like, perhaps? I really don't know
All Zen and shit?
Exactly. Though unsure on the role of that designer pebbley stuff.
That’s to keep the beaver happy "
Is the bonsai and bush why they call it a lady garden? |
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By *omRPMan 40 weeks ago
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"All the time.
I think it’s the crabs that make me do it.
Crabs terrify me. "
I had a mate who thought if he saved his pubes it would get rid of his crabs. They migrated to his armpits. Why the feck he told us I do not know. Never lived it down. |
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"All the time.
I think it’s the crabs that make me do it.
Crabs terrify me.
I had a mate who thought if he saved his pubes it would get rid of his crabs. They migrated to his armpits. Why the feck he told us I do not know. Never lived it down. "
Good god! |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"I’m sat here with my hands down my boxers as I type …. The rest of the office is not happy  "
But it is quite a skill being able to type while your hands are down your trousers! Do you use your penis to hit the keys on the keyboard? How do you get your keyboard in your boxers? |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"I’m sat here with my hands down my boxers as I type …. The rest of the office is not happy
But it is quite a skill being able to type while your hands are down your trousers! Do you use your penis to hit the keys on the keyboard? How do you get your keyboard in your boxers?"
I find if I put my keyboard upside down on my lap I can type using twitches |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"Yes when I'm measuring my clit. Or I'm bored and twirling my hair. It's like a little furry comfort blanket.
Is that with a tape measure. Asking entirely for me
I think mine shrank
Where did they go?
Just the clit. I only have one of those. It seems to be burrowing inward!"
Well it needs teasing out then |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"I’m sat here with my hands down my boxers as I type …. The rest of the office is not happy
But it is quite a skill being able to type while your hands are down your trousers! Do you use your penis to hit the keys on the keyboard? How do you get your keyboard in your boxers?
I find if I put my keyboard upside down on my lap I can type using twitches "
A man of many talents.
You should go on BGT |
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"Only to occasionally rearrange the flaps. Sometimes they fold the wrong way along the perforations.
YES!
YES YES YES.
I’ve never heard anyone mention this before but yes flap rearrangement is a thing "
I remember a thread from a while back where one of the ladies had sat on one of her flaps.
Sounded painful they way she told it...... |
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