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By *ssex_tom OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports that the younger generation are largely unaware of some of the insults used for generations. Examples include pillock, plonker, cad, nitwit, numpty, toe rag, scallywag and git.

What are your favourite words to insult people? It's AOTN

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By *partharmonyCouple 37 weeks ago

Ruislip

Tom, you are a bounder and a cad.

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By *ot to giggleWoman 37 weeks ago

Coventry

I use 'jerk' much to the amusement of my kid! usually preceded by f***ing and more often than not whilst driving

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Nincompoop needs to make a comeback

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I do love numpty

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By *weet LisaTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Crawley

Narner.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Bufoon

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By *coobyABCMan 37 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Shut it you Plumb!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

Absolute bellend

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Pleb

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By *atexbound_scotMan 37 weeks ago

Livingston

Ya tube....good old Scottish insult

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By *ayRyuMan 37 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Nincompoop needs to make a comeback "

Totally. Highly underrated

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Wazzock is a good one

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By *ash0000Man 37 weeks ago

Southwest

Got to be Plonker!

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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago

Dorchester

You look gorgeous today well it seems it is on here

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 37 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Tube, pillock, twit, git, rocket, bampot

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By *ourtney CocksWoman 37 weeks ago

fabland

Cretin

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By *WINGStars23Couple 37 weeks ago

Northwest UK

Youre looking well, have you been ill?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Central


"Cretin "

That's largely considered offensive for modern use

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By *ourtney CocksWoman 37 weeks ago

fabland


"Cretin

That's largely considered offensive for modern use"

oh well that word shall never be used again by me then sorry if I offended anyone

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By *rpeggioCouple 37 weeks ago

Baughurst

Never heard cad before

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By *icolerobbieCouple 37 weeks ago

walsall

Tagnut

I quite liked jobbie gobbler.

I don’t thinks it’s acceptable to call people spacca’s any more, although it was very popular among 1980’s school kids.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Thankfully "SLUT" will never get tired off

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By *ldbutrandyMan 37 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Tagnut

I quite liked jobbie gobbler.

I don’t thinks it’s acceptable to call people spacca’s any more, although it was very popular among 1980’s school kids."

Correct. As it is a slang word for a cerebral palsy sufferer.

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By *heeseandWineCouple 37 weeks ago

Reading and Southampton

Oik

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Whippersnapper

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 37 weeks ago

Leeds

Buffoon.

The mr

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By *odgerMooreMan 37 weeks ago

Nowhere

Fucknugget or cockwomble cover most eventualities

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By *mmaleiaWoman 37 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Douche canoe, arse badger, fucknugget are amounts my faves

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By *oomlMan 37 weeks ago

Fareham

Fuckwit

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By *os19Man 37 weeks ago

Edmonton

Would calling someone a muppet be classed as a insult

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By *ensuallover1000Man 37 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Saddlegoose and rapscallion are rather delightful golden oldies

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By *till gameMan 37 weeks ago

Oldham

Ya wee jobby

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By *appychappy0212Man 37 weeks ago

Blackburn

Name calling was much harsher and much cueler in the past.

As kids we thought nothing of calling someone a "spaz" etc....

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 37 weeks ago

Reading

My son came out with ninny which surprised me.

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By *ash0000Man 37 weeks ago

Southwest

How about sissy

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By *rBobbMan 37 weeks ago

Birmingham

Dunderhead, Dummy, trollop, jezebel

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By *heelerMan 37 weeks ago

Northants

Too many to name especially when driving these days.

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By *iteas1TV/TS 37 weeks ago

newport

Plant pot, nugget, gimp,

lol, pussyole,

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By *lexm87Man 37 weeks ago

Various

Tory

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 37 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

As a child at school in the 70’s most of the things we called each other would be deeply frowned upon now

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By *esthetic21Man 37 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

[Removed by poster at 10/05/24 15:16:18]

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By *esthetic21Man 37 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

C u next Tuesday

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By *appychappy0212Man 37 weeks ago

Blackburn


"As a child at school in the 70’s most of the things we called each other would be deeply frowned upon now "

Yes terms like these and many more

Spaz

Flid

Joey

Retard

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By *oneyVWoman 37 weeks ago

Cirencester

Wazzozk definitely

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By *mg 321Man 37 weeks ago

Blackpool

Americans don’t use the word wanker very much. It seems to be mainly a British term.

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By *esiGalGuy123Man 37 weeks ago

Find me..

Whalley

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By *esiGalGuy123Man 37 weeks ago

Find me..

Wrong'un

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By *hrowawaydevice1987Man 37 weeks ago

SW London/Surrey

I'm from London and I heard someone being called "A dry lunch"

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By *rinwin69Man 37 weeks ago

STOCKPORT

Pultroon has always been a favorite, or Lummox

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By *andyfloss2000Woman 37 weeks ago

ashford

Numpty is my most used x

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By *omRPMan 37 weeks ago

North Curry


"Fucknugget or cockwomble cover most eventualities "

Two of my favourites.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 37 weeks ago

Leeds

Spanner

Wet lettuce

Tool

Some of my favourites I don't hear much anymore.

Mrs

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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Twerp

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Saddlegoose and rapscallion are rather delightful golden oldies "

Saddlegoose is new to Tom and what a word

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Chelmsford


"Twerp"

As Pike said in Dad's Army

Whistle while you work

Hitler is a Twerp

He is barmy

Like his army

Hitler is a Twerp

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 37 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Utter Bawbag

Tinder

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By *B69Woman 37 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Chump is a popular one in my house

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 37 weeks ago

Norwich

“Melt” and “doughnut” get banded around here.

I also remember the un-pc ones like joey deacon and spaz from school. Thankfully (I guess) not in use any more. Razzer was another one - not so common.

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By *ucka39Man 37 weeks ago

Newcastle

Dingbat

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By *entBarryUKMan 37 weeks ago

Ashford

Nobbin was a good one.

Spud

Div

Moonhead

Cockbadger (TM by me, lol)

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Smeg head

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By *ucka39Man 37 weeks ago

Newcastle

Knob head

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By *rAitchMan 37 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Della was an insult in Hull when I was growing up, as in "you della".

It comes from the De La Pole Psychiatric Hospital, which was closed in the 1990s, and is named after Sir William De La Pole, who was a merchant in the 14th century in Hull.

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By *opsterMan 37 weeks ago

bicester

Big fat lazy oaf was the best insult I’ve ever heard. They weren’t even worthy of a ‘real’ insult.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"Plant pot, nugget, gimp,

lol, pussyole, "

I called someone a gimp on Facebook got banned for 30 days, I think he was insulted lol.

Mrs x,

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Two old ones.

You sir, are a self made man. ( ie a wanker)

And a reply.

You sir, are d*unk.

Yes madam. But in the morning I shall be sober, whereas you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 37 weeks ago

Wirral.

I love gobshite.

Especially the way my poor old dad used to pronounce it in his Irish accent, that was ever so slightly diluted with Scouse

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 37 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Two old ones.

You sir, are a self made man. ( ie a wanker)

And a reply.

You sir, are d*unk.

Yes madam. But in the morning I shall be sober, whereas you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill. "

Was it him who replied to a woman saying that if he were her husband she'd poison him....

"If i was your husband madam, id drink it"

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Yes, that was also one of his.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple 37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Tosser

Twat

Slapper

Salad dodger

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 37 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Tosser

Twat

Slapper

Salad dodger "

I call my sister in Dundee a salad dodger all the Time

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 37 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Yes, that was also one of his. "

Thought so

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By *rmainman10Man 37 weeks ago

Portsmouth

"dinlow"

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Innocent fool is a fairly harsh one in Ireland

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By *till gameMan 37 weeks ago

Oldham

Tefalhead , ginger nut, ned

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By *ucka39Man 37 weeks ago

Newcastle

Imbecile

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple 37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Skank

Trollop

Bawbag

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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago

Dorchester

Nob whaller

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