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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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Is squirting just wee?
What is VWE?
Why can’t I get a meet?
Dad Bod or Gym Bod?
Jam first or cream first?
And are all men still arses?
Apols but I’ve not been in for a while and I’m sure this has all been settled by now.
What else has been resolved once and for all recently?
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Is squirting just wee? Yes and no
What is VWE? Check out Big Harold
Why can’t I get a meet? Dunno, fabs a piece of piss really so should be drowning in fanny
Dad Bod or Gym Bod? Odd bod
Jam first or cream first? Either, you can just flip the fuckers upside down if the devoners or cornwallers get pissy arsed
And are all men still arses? Pretty much so
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"We need to know if jaffa cakes are a cake or a biscuit that's still to be solved I think
Jaffa 'Cake'
But it's in the biscuit aisle
What about teacakes ?"
Dame that's a good one |
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"We need to know if jaffa cakes are a cake or a biscuit that's still to be solved I think
Jaffa 'Cake'
But it's in the biscuit aisle "
People being idiots and seemingly unable to read a box, does not a biscuit make |
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By *ags73Man 35 weeks ago
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"Why are snowballs in the biscuit aisle?
They’re just balls of sugary gunk wrapped chocolate and coconut.
Is a KitKat a chocolate bar or a biscuit?"
Why are two fingered kit-kats considered a bar when four fingered bars are the original |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Is squirting just wee?
What is VWE?
Why can’t I get a meet?
Dad Bod or Gym Bod?
Jam first or cream first?
And are all men still arses?
Apols but I’ve not been in for a while and I’m sure this has all been settled by now.
What else has been resolved once and for all recently?
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Nope. Rome not built in a day.
Did you have long hangover and needed Resolve?
Nice to have you here again. |
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By *lynJMan 35 weeks ago
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"Why are snowballs in the biscuit aisle?
They’re just balls of sugary gunk wrapped chocolate and coconut.
Is a KitKat a chocolate bar or a biscuit?
Why are two fingered kit-kats considered a bar when four fingered bars are the original "
Is a chunky KitKat actually the same volume as a 4 finger KitKat? |
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"Why are snowballs in the biscuit aisle?
They’re just balls of sugary gunk wrapped chocolate and coconut.
Is a KitKat a chocolate bar or a biscuit?
Why are two fingered kit-kats considered a bar when four fingered bars are the original "
And what about the chunky? |
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By *ags73Man 35 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Why are snowballs in the biscuit aisle?
They’re just balls of sugary gunk wrapped chocolate and coconut.
Is a KitKat a chocolate bar or a biscuit?
Why are two fingered kit-kats considered a bar when four fingered bars are the original
And what about the chunky?"
Is that a single finger? |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"I see we not resolved the amount of times we not had sex threads"
Folks not reading profiles
When we women say no thank you and get terrorised in a rude response
Still not resolved |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 35 weeks ago
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"Jaffa Cake is a cake, Mcvities had to deal with this issue in court due to VAT. It is legally a cake. "
Yes, but Rwanda is legally a safe country - the government passed a law saying so - but that doesn't make it so in the really real world.  |
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By *ild_oatsMan 35 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"It’s always jam first…. Not even open for debate.
Any other option is wrong….. 
Butter , jam then cream no ?"
Wrong answer….
Butter is not and has never been an option….
Repeat after me …. It’s jam first then cream…
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By *ild_oatsMan 35 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"There’s also the conundrum of who actually does shit in the woods?
Been a lot of bears around lately…"
I always thought it was the Pope that did that and that bears were catholics….
Or have I got these things mixed up…. Too many conundrums…. |
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A cob is hard
A bread roll is soft
Scone is pronounced sconn
Jaffcake is a cake due to the soft nature of the almost sponge base
Vwe is all depending on mood
Back to scone, cream then jam
Toilet roll tail at front
Yes we did land on the moon
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"Is squirting just wee?
What is VWE?
Why can’t I get a meet?
Dad Bod or Gym Bod?
Jam first or cream first?
And are all men still arses?
Apols but I’ve not been in for a while and I’m sure this has all been settled by now.
What else has been resolved once and for all recently?
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1 I don’t really care what it is also I don’t care if they can or can’t also not one off these people to clame I can make every woman squirt also not going to force trying to
2 8 inches and above
3 not shour why you can’t maybe apply yourself more get out to soicals and clubs
4 ither or don’t have a preference on this personally takes the win anyway
5 fill me with cream first mouth or ass take your pick  jokes jokes jokes people don’t go crazy
6 not all guys just some
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"Surely first we need to know if ladies prefer girth or length.
Or why it's getting harder and harder for good men to get a meet here "
The ladies are definitely attracted to girth. If you've only got 3 inches length, but 14 inch girth, they won't be able to keep away from it. |
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"Is squirting just wee?
What is VWE?
Why can’t I get a meet?
Dad Bod or Gym Bod?
Jam first or cream first?
And are all men still arses?
Apols but I’ve not been in for a while and I’m sure this has all been settled by now.
What else has been resolved once and for all recently?
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Don’t know if they’ve been resolved but can answer a few.
1: As far as I know, squirting isn’t just wee though studies have found urine make up part of it. I think the jury is still out though on squirting for scientists (from last I heard). Certainly a more enjoyable way to contribute to science for those that are part of the studies lol.
2: I always understood this to mean Very, Well, Endowed. I hat qualifies as VWE is subjective but seems to generally mean over 8 inches when used to reference a guys manhood.
3: lol I don’t think this question will ever go away but do think the answer is often the same for most people that ask.
4: No idea on this one lol.
5: Eepp, wars have been started over less. Don’t think this one will ever get resolved either lol.
6: Well this one more philosophical issue based off of each individual’s beliefs and prejudices rather than a proven fact from empirical research and data. Some people are good, some are bad regardless of gender but that at an individual level. I would imagine if someone has a particular prejudices against one group then they are likely going to be quick to find fault with people in that group and judge them harshly just as they are likely to quickly ignore or fail to acknowledge anything that would show their perception is incorrect or flawed. Prejudices closes people minds, often stopping them from seeing things as they really are and instead let that their prejudices shape their reality so they just see what they want to see so they have affirmation their behaviour (often negative and discriminatory) is justified and acceptable. On the other hand though, open minded people already know it’s a baseless and silly assumption to judge others based on gender, race, beliefs etc.
So I guess all in all, not much has actually really been resolved as I still see many of the same type of threads crop up lol.
I did do a fun one on the practicalities and possibilities of a greedy boy event as it’s not a thing. Like a greedy girl event but in reverse and some key elements/ components adapted to make it work. Jury was still out on it but some people where interested and others had tried something similar before and love it lol
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"There’s also the conundrum of who actually does shit in the woods?
Been a lot of bears around lately…"
And bear bums
We’ve had a bum competition op.
We now know what a sexy bum looks like. |
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"We need to know if jaffa cakes are a cake or a biscuit that's still to be solved I think "
Jaffa cakes are cakes.
Biscuits go soft when stale and cakes go hard. That's what I was taught as a chef.
I'm sure mcvities won a court case to class them as cakes in order to avoid the high tax rates on biscuits |
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"Is squirting just wee?
What is VWE?
Why can’t I get a meet?
Dad Bod or Gym Bod?
Jam first or cream first?
And are all men still arses?
Apols but I’ve not been in for a while and I’m sure this has all been settled by now.
What else has been resolved once and for all recently?
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I can't answer all these but can answer the food related question.
Jam or cream first?
Always jam first if you're only using one knife.
Putting a jammy knife into cream won't spoil the cream other then taste but putting a creamy knife into jam will make your jam go mouldy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"They're all still up for debate unfortunately, Dan.
The only thing that has been resolved in your absence is Rear of the Year"
Who won*!? You can’t leave me hanging in suspense like this!
(*it was you, wasn’t it!?)
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"Well this is lovely to see. Dan the man. Lovely to see you. I've had a lovely evening with my best friend. Fish and chips and a bottle of bacardi"
 ahh hope you’re well my lovely! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"You won the competition for sexiest male Fabber of 2023.
Prize was 1000 boob pics in your inbox but you had to claim your prize by May 7th 2024."
Bugger!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"Oh Dan it's nice to see your names in the forums again (we only have you for a short time as the euros start soon lol)"
World Cup Willy is waiting in the wings! |
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By *oxesMan 35 weeks ago
Southend, Essex |
"Is squirting just wee?
What is VWE?
Why can’t I get a meet?
Dad Bod or Gym Bod?
Jam first or cream first?
And are all men still arses?
Apols but I’ve not been in for a while and I’m sure this has all been settled by now.
What else has been resolved once and for all recently?
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We did resolve so had the best bum on fab this winter. |
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"Wait what, who won the award of year of the year? I missed that one  "
2020 won Year of the Year 2021. And 2021 won Year of the Year 2020 because we all said (in 2020) "it can't be any worse in 2021" but we had really poor future predictive skills. 2021 then lost its Year of the Year 2020 award after a stewards inquiry, which found it had been dr*gged and therefore cheated.
Hope this helps |
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