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Hello friends- please give me some advice
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. Please give me your brutally honest opinions on what I need to improve on to be able to hang with the hot boys.
TIA x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"Remove your profile pic
Only have blurry pictures of your dick, preferably over the toilet
Change your bio to say "Fun"
Only send one word messages"
The last two I can do  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Remove your profile pic
Only have blurry pictures of your dick, preferably over the toilet
Change your bio to say "Fun"
Only send one word messages"
No profile pic works.
I'm now seeing someone I met on here whilst having a hidden profile and silhouette profile pic. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Good opening message goes a long way (I can't tell you what to write because I'm not you and I don't know who you're aiming at)
Beyond that you don't need much though. |
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. Please give me your brutally honest opinions on what I need to improve on to be able to hang with the hot boys.
TIA x "
Your avatar looks like it was taken at your wedding! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius
Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal.
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Well I’ve already sent a message to everyone I fancy in a 20 mile radius so I’ll move onto the ones I don’t? X |
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. Please give me your brutally honest opinions on what I need to improve on to be able to hang with the hot boys.
TIA x "
You are the hot boys, Steve  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab. Please give me your brutally honest opinions on what I need to improve on to be able to hang with the hot boys.
TIA x
You are the hot boys, Steve "
Are you sweet talking me |
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I think, Pickle, you could "sell" a different version of yourself and be swimming in klunge.
But I don't think it would be the version of you you like the most, and the klunge you'll be drowning in would probably be the sort you don't like that much also.
But you could do it fairly easily, if you can live with the cost.
And sometimes, we can - because priorities are malleable.
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius
Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal.
Well I’ve already sent a message to everyone I fancy in a 20 mile radius so I’ll move onto the ones I don’t? X"
Yes don't be picky ... even message the ones with kitchen utensils and vegetables in their gapping foofs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"I think, Pickle, you could "sell" a different version of yourself and be swimming in klunge.
But I don't think it would be the version of you you like the most, and the klunge you'll be drowning in would probably be the sort you don't like that much also.
But you could do it fairly easily, if you can live with the cost.
And sometimes, we can - because priorities are malleable.
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I can live with it.   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius
Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal.
Well I’ve already sent a message to everyone I fancy in a 20 mile radius so I’ll move onto the ones I don’t? X
Yes don't be picky ... even message the ones with kitchen utensils and vegetables in their gapping foofs "
 
Yes ma’am. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"Get your dick out
Get your dick out
Get your dick out for the gaaaals
Geeet
Your
Dick
Out
For
The
Girls"
I’m really scared to post dick pics but it seems to be the best way to have success on here |
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"Get your dick out
Get your dick out
Get your dick out for the gaaaals
Geeet
Your
Dick
Out
For
The
Girls
I’m really scared to post dick pics but it seems to be the best way to have success on here"
Use a stunt Dick double. |
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"I think, Pickle, you could "sell" a different version of yourself and be swimming in klunge.
But I don't think it would be the version of you you like the most, and the klunge you'll be drowning in would probably be the sort you don't like that much also.
But you could do it fairly easily, if you can live with the cost.
And sometimes, we can - because priorities are malleable.
I can live with it. "
Then go sell "SteveBreedingBull" xx |
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius
Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal.
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Do you mind if my cricket team joins in, we all need a good unloading. and is it ok if the guys down the pub also join in.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius
Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal.
Do you mind if my cricket team joins in, we all need a good unloading. and is it ok if the guys down the pub also join in. "
OMG what lady could resist that offer. |
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"Send messages to every woman in 20 mile radius
Asking if she's free now? Fancies a fuck? And likes doing anal.
Do you mind if my cricket team joins in, we all need a good unloading. and is it ok if the guys down the pub also join in.
OMG what lady could resist that offer. "
As you're being such a sport I reckon I'll spoil you by getting all the guys to each send you a dic pic from 37 different angles.
I hope you're not fussy about smelly men after a sweaty match  |
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"I think, Pickle, you could "sell" a different version of yourself and be swimming in klunge.
But I don't think it would be the version of you you like the most, and the klunge you'll be drowning in would probably be the sort you don't like that much also.
But you could do it fairly easily, if you can live with the cost.
And sometimes, we can - because priorities are malleable.
"
What's the secret SirKlungeAlot?
I'm happy to sell myself out |
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By *ild_oatsMan 37 weeks ago
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A good opening message along the lines of “can I come and tongue punch you in your fart box” should work wonders.
In no time you will have their tuna tunnels desperately waiting for your special sauce delivery from your love cannon.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"A good opening message along the lines of “can I come and tongue punch you in your fart box” should work wonders.
In no time you will have their tuna tunnels desperately waiting for your special sauce delivery from your love cannon.
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Noted |
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Love that vase, wow.
Not much text is there? I see you've broken it up with a line, very cute.
If you write something in there about yourself or your experiences or something, anything really so then I don't have to trawl through all those verifications just to find out something about you.
Are you sending messages of introduction, tell me what you said in the last introductory message you sent to a woman on fab?
Edit: Or just give us the gist because I've just remembered the rules. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"Love that vase, wow.
Not much text is there? I see you've broken it up with a line, very cute.
If you write something in there about yourself or your experiences or something, anything really so then I don't have to trawl through all those verifications just to find out something about you.
Are you sending messages of introduction, tell me what you said in the last introductory message you sent to a woman on fab?
Edit: Or just give us the gist because I've just remembered the rules."
The vase is gorgeous isn’t it? I bought it for my fiancé but can’t remember where from |
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab.
You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me "
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please? |
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"Add 10 years to your Fab age and call yourself Longschlong Silver.
If I was 10 years older I’d be more attractive. Ah well"
People think age equals maturity, and they won't meet anyone the same age as their children. |
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By *irthandgirthMan 37 weeks ago
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Have you tried messaging every female and couple profile within a 50 mile radius with the message:
"This is me. I would like the sex. Please send bobs and vegana pics"
I have heard that some chaps have great success by sending a follow-up message along the lines of:
"You're a munter anyway I'm way too good for you"
Failing that, I have always found that being chilled, mildly humorous and talking about food helps. |
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab.
You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please? "
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And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx |
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab.
You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
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And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx"
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile. |
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab.
You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
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And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile. "
Loving the profile name |
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab.
You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
.
And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile. "
Also, if you hyphenate dick fall to dick-fall GlowUp'll probably become your very own private stalker  xxxx |
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab.
You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
.
And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile.
Loving the profile name"
So are all the single males within 30 miles of the mystery machine. |
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab.
You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
.
And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile.
Loving the profile name
So are all the single males within 30 miles of the mystery machine. "
Only 30 miles? |
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"I think, Pickle, you could "sell" a different version of yourself and be swimming in klunge.
But I don't think it would be the version of you you like the most, and the klunge you'll be drowning in would probably be the sort you don't like that much also.
But you could do it fairly easily, if you can live with the cost.
And sometimes, we can - because priorities are malleable.
What's the secret SirKlungeAlot?
I'm happy to sell myself out"
Just seen this Willy .
Well...there are "Lounge" people..couple of hundred maybe?
A mere drop in the klungeosphere.
And there are "the sex people". Those who post pics of splooge dripping from their nostrils etc, those who fuck and never appear on Lounge.
It's easy to fall into thinking that Lounge people = the sex people, but the numbers suggest otherwise.
Sell Willy's willy to the sex people. They may not be as much fun mentally/emotionally as Lounge people (though no doubt some are even more so...'coz stats and probabilities)...but they are on a sex site with holes seeking to be filled, for those that seek holes for a'fillin' . |
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"I would like to increase my chances of doing the sex with women on fab.
You are the hot boys, Steve
Are you sweet talking me
Always
Meanwhile, I can confirm that changing your name to include your bodyshape* and NickyNoodles BumPussy invention does increase the amount of views, fabs, winks, messages, friend invites etc., exponentially.
So like, try that yeah? Curvy*BumPussyPickle?
*Other shapes are available.
I feel like the market research can finish now Nick. Please?
.
And no Scooby.
It can't xxxx
FFS I’m not sure the university of Sydney can cope with the increased dick fall coming thru my profile.
Loving the profile name
So are all the single males within 30 miles of the mystery machine.
Only 30 miles? "
I can only afford 30 miles of diesel for a FAF |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 37 weeks ago
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"Add 10 years to your Fab age and call yourself Longschlong Silver.
If I was 10 years older I’d be more attractive. Ah well
People think age equals maturity, and they won't meet anyone the same age as their children. "
Well they’re right! You’ve met me! I’m not mature |
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