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A question for urinal users….
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Ey up me fine cockers 
When standing at a urinal do you flop just the old boy out or else do you take the opportunity to dangle your balls out and air them at the same time?
….Also, do I win crass thread of the day now?
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You know, depends on the pants and trouser/jean combo.
If it's a simple out/in, just the old fella.
If I need to unzip/button the trousers, I like to let the bollies feel a breeze so they come out too.
They've earned it - being tucked away in that overly warm fabric of civilisation's imprisonment.
And no - not crass OP.
Behaviourally significant for the brotherhood's feelgood factor . |
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"Don't mind me OP, I'm here for the clit twitchingly great conversation of cocks being flopped out. "
Can you hear the flop Meli?
I mean - really hear it...men's urinals have a proper good echo and acoustics going on.
The ceramics also generate an area of coolness...the bollies benefit from that. You can hear us going "ahhhhh" in our minds...
The air and materials create an acoustic heaven..
Just a shame they stink so bad...and they really do 90% of the time. |
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Great thread.
I was standing at a pub urinal recently and a guy came in, dropped his trousers and pants all the way down to his ankles, arse out the works. Both hands behind his head and let nature take its coarse.
I was momentarily in awe, legend !
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"I did my first ever pee standing up today! Had a swimsuit on and didn't fancy taking it all off, felt weird lol x"
Why don't you just pull it to one side? |
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I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate.
Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact… |
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"I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate.
Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact…"
But it helps you balance properly for the spitting into the urinal OP...  |
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"I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate.
Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact…
But it helps you balance properly for the spitting into the urinal OP... "
 Oh yes indeed; loogie summoning (complete with that delightful deep and guttural throat sound) is absolutely customary when visiting a public convenience   |
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I remember many moons ago, in a night club, standing at one of those awful trough urinals.
A guy at the end of the line took the opportunity to puke into it and myself and my fellow pissing patrons subsequently experienced the joy of watching the contents of his stomach sail by us as we all pissed on it.
Ahhhh….good times |
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"Great thread.
I was standing at a pub urinal recently and a guy came in, dropped his trousers and pants all the way down to his ankles, arse out the works. Both hands behind his head and let nature take its coarse.
I was momentarily in awe, legend !
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Hooooooly shit  |
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"I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate.
Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact…
But it helps you balance properly for the spitting into the urinal OP...
Oh yes indeed; loogie summoning (complete with that delightful deep and guttural throat sound) is absolutely customary when visiting a public convenience "
Deffo - and if it goes really well, you can have a bit of a chew before you spit  .
Still with us ladies??
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"I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate.
Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact…
But it helps you balance properly for the spitting into the urinal OP...
Oh yes indeed; loogie summoning (complete with that delightful deep and guttural throat sound) is absolutely customary when visiting a public convenience
Deffo - and if it goes really well, you can have a bit of a chew before you spit .
Still with us ladies??
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Oh yes toilet etiquette is hilarious. This is why we have the ladies and mens. Although have been known to use the mens on a night out. No queue and no drama queen's x |
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"I am always highly disturbed by the poor etiquette displayed by some chaps who opt to lean a hand against the wall as they urinate.
Highly uncouth behaviour it is. Utterly deplorable and vulgar in fact…
But it helps you balance properly for the spitting into the urinal OP...
Oh yes indeed; loogie summoning (complete with that delightful deep and guttural throat sound) is absolutely customary when visiting a public convenience
Deffo - and if it goes really well, you can have a bit of a chew before you spit .
Still with us ladies??
Oh yes toilet etiquette is hilarious. This is why we have the ladies and mens. Although have been known to use the mens on a night out. No queue and no drama queen's x"
I have heard tales of ladies public toilet etiquette…
Apparently a trip to the ladies’ is a more social affair so I’ve heard though, whereas for us chaps, it is a time to adhere to strict silence and staring straight ahead at all times at the urinal (no peeking!)
Also, there is the three ‘shake rule’; any more than that and one is frowned upon for ‘enjoying’ oneself
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"I did my first ever pee standing up today! Had a swimsuit on and didn't fancy taking it all off, felt weird lol x
Why don't you just pull it to one side? "
I did but with a belly, short arms felt the risk of pee going everywhere a bit risky! |
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"The other question is , when you flop it out, and there is that delay , how long before you get the fear it’s not going to flow "
The dreaded urinary shyness; you start to try and force it but it just doesn’t cooperate  |
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"Good to know and do you have a cheeky peak at your neighbours and compare sizes x"
No & no eye contact, avoid the very next space unless no choice, eyes forward or down, foreskin pulled back a bit if uncut or it gets messy.
Get it done, give it a good shake, put it away & zip up. |
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I have found that testicles often report feeling somewhat isolated from their brethren, so I tend to get them out for them to converse with the testicles of my fellow urinators.
Only for a minute or so though.
Any more than that would feel a bit weird. |
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"Ey up me fine cockers
When standing at a urinal do you flop just the old boy out or else do you take the opportunity to dangle your balls out and air them at the same time?
….Also, do I win crass thread of the day now?
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I've never really thought about it before, but I would say just my cock lol?
Don't know about crass thread, but definitely a thinker.... |
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"I have found that testicles often report feeling somewhat isolated from their brethren, so I tend to get them out for them to converse with the testicles of my fellow urinators.
Only for a minute or so though.
Any more than that would feel a bit weird."
Careful you're not branded 'Urinal straight'...... |
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"I have found that testicles often report feeling somewhat isolated from their brethren, so I tend to get them out for them to converse with the testicles of my fellow urinators.
Only for a minute or so though.
Any more than that would feel a bit weird.
Careful you're not branded 'Urinal straight'...... "
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