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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Good Morning Friends,

My culinary genius friend Mobile Bottom and I, are generously opening our kitchen with a suitably flamboyant flourish.

Who would like a fry up?

A fancy coffee?

A glass of isotonic drink and some painkillers for those of you who were drinking in the sunshine yesterday?

Everyone is Welcome,

Let the orders roll in.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over

And bottoms up of course to anyone who is still enjoying a littke tipple

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I think everyone is still in bed....

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"I think everyone is still in bed...."

I told you we have to revise our opening hours.

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By *infully_yoursMan 37 weeks ago

redditch

Morning! How are you both?, I'd love a coffee and bacon sarnie thanks!

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By *parkle1974Woman 37 weeks ago

Leeds

Can I just have a latte please

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"And bottoms up of course to anyone who is still enjoying a littke tipple "

This is beginning to start looking like a beer garden type of day, but definitely not at 8:30 in the morning.

Coffee and a small English breakfast to get me started.

Sausage beans, eggs on toast.

And a super sexy girl to sit on my lap

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Morning! How are you both?, I'd love a coffee and bacon sarnie thanks! "

Good morning, she's got me in the kitchen again. Crispy bacon. White or brown. Any relish?

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I'm starving.

Can I have sausages, tomatoes, egg, mushrooms, hash browns, fried bread, toast, a very strong coffee and an energy drink please and thankyou.

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By *avexxMan 37 weeks ago

cheshire

coffee and full english please

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"And bottoms up of course to anyone who is still enjoying a littke tipple

This is beginning to start looking like a beer garden type of day, but definitely not at 8:30 in the morning.

Coffee and a small English breakfast to get me started.

Sausage beans, eggs on toast.

And a super sexy girl to sit on my lap"

I was just tellinh her we might have to offer inducements. See what we can do woody.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Can I just have a latte please "

Of course, any choc on top?

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By *infully_yoursMan 37 weeks ago

redditch


"Morning! How are you both?, I'd love a coffee and bacon sarnie thanks!

Good morning, she's got me in the kitchen again. Crispy bacon. White or brown. Any relish?"

White thank you, no relish thanks,this is my kind of cafe

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"I'm starving.

Can I have sausages, tomatoes, egg, mushrooms, hash browns, fried bread, toast, a very strong coffee and an energy drink please and thankyou.

"

Sure and will throw in some extra hash browns and the double yolk eggs for you. Enjoy.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Morning! How are you both?, I'd love a coffee and bacon sarnie thanks!

Good morning, she's got me in the kitchen again. Crispy bacon. White or brown. Any relish?

White thank you, no relish thanks,this is my kind of cafe "

We aim to offer utmost pleasure to all our customers. Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Fry up yes please

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"coffee and full english please "

Coming up for you. Hope front service is lookinh after you for now. It won't be long

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Eggy bread and some cranberry juice would be a dream right now.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Fry up yes please "

Coming up. We have a soecial ginger latte o the house too if you desire.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Eggy bread and some cranberry juice would be a dream right now."

We like to make dreams happen at this cafe. If we can't offer everything ourselves, we work in partneship to accomodate all your desires. Eggy bread and homemade cranberry juice on the way to you shortly.

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By *iss.BellaWoman 37 weeks ago

Chester

Oh perfect

Crispy bacon bap with a splash of HP and a good strong Yorkshire tea please

And a squeeze of each of your bottoms to go

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"coffee and full english please

Coming up for you. Hope front service is lookinh after you for now. It won't be long "

I'm just polishing the cutlery. I'm whizzing along with the orders.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Oh perfect

Crispy bacon bap with a splash of HP and a good strong Yorkshire tea please

And a squeeze of each of your bottoms to go "

Food

Sauce &

Bottoms

All ready for you

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Oh perfect

Crispy bacon bap with a splash of HP and a good strong Yorkshire tea please

And a squeeze of each of your bottoms to go "

Feel free about the squeeze. One or more squeezes on the house. The rest, there is a charge of course as that energy bill will not pay itself. Best yorkshire tea and the loveliest bap on the way for you.

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By *iss.BellaWoman 37 weeks ago

Chester


"

Food

Sauce &

Bottoms

All ready for you

"

Thanks, what a start to the day

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By *iss.BellaWoman 37 weeks ago

Chester


"Oh perfect

Crispy bacon bap with a splash of HP and a good strong Yorkshire tea please

And a squeeze of each of your bottoms to go

Feel free about the squeeze. One or more squeezes on the house. The rest, there is a charge of course as that energy bill will not pay itself. Best yorkshire tea and the loveliest bap on the way for you. "

How many squeezes will a fiver get me?

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"coffee and full english please

Coming up for you. Hope front service is lookinh after you for now. It won't be long

I'm just polishing the cutlery. I'm whizzing along with the orders. "

Just adjust the scarf a little if we need to buy a bit of time. I am rushed off my feet in here . And lots wanting a little squeeze too.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Oh perfect

Crispy bacon bap with a splash of HP and a good strong Yorkshire tea please

And a squeeze of each of your bottoms to go

Feel free about the squeeze. One or more squeezes on the house. The rest, there is a charge of course as that energy bill will not pay itself. Best yorkshire tea and the loveliest bap on the way for you.

How many squeezes will a fiver get me? "

Depends on whose bottom it is.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Oh perfect

Crispy bacon bap with a splash of HP and a good strong Yorkshire tea please

And a squeeze of each of your bottoms to go

Feel free about the squeeze. One or more squeezes on the house. The rest, there is a charge of course as that energy bill will not pay itself. Best yorkshire tea and the loveliest bap on the way for you.

How many squeezes will a fiver get me? "

No all the squeezes are free. You just pay for food and drink.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Eggy bread and some cranberry juice would be a dream right now."

Do you want sauce with that PTTF ?

I have ketchup on eggy bread.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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Ok spinster, cleared all the orders. Made you a little drink, just as you like it. Enjoy before the next lot come in. Someone pinched rather than just squeeze. I hope is not going to bruise

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Ok spinster, cleared all the orders. Made you a little drink, just as you like it. Enjoy before the next lot come in. Someone pinched rather than just squeeze. I hope is not going to bruise "

This isn't the time to comment on the robustness of your bottom is it MB?

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Ok spinster, cleared all the orders. Made you a little drink, just as you like it. Enjoy before the next lot come in. Someone pinched rather than just squeeze. I hope is not going to bruise

This isn't the time to comment on the robustness of your bottom is it MB?

"

No, not in front of customers. Anyway, there was nobody in though I can see some on the way now.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I'd get some hollandaise on the go MB.

Today's got Eggs Bene written all over it.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"I'd get some hollandaise on the go MB.

Today's got Eggs Bene written all over it. "

Yes that's true. I might russle up one of my special frittatas too, always going down well.

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By *eroLondonMan 37 weeks ago

Mayfair

Good morning OP¹ and OP².

Make mine a batch of freshly baked croissants, piping hot Cafetière (always piping hot) made with artisan ground coffee (naturally) and fresh raspberries drizzled with premium grade maple syrup. Thank you.

Send the same over to the Prêy, please.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Good morning OP¹ and OP².

Make mine a batch of freshly baked croissants, piping hot Cafetière (always piping hot) made with artisan ground coffee (naturally) and fresh raspberries drizzled with premium grade maple syrup. Thank you.

Send the same over to the Prêy, please."

No problem sir. All freshly made and of high quality ingredients. We can add a little sprinkling of cinnamon too on your maple syrup if to your liking.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 37 weeks ago

The Continental

Have you got any breakfast challenges? I’m feeling more than a little peckish.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Good morning OP¹ and OP².

Make mine a batch of freshly baked croissants, piping hot Cafetière (always piping hot) made with artisan ground coffee (naturally) and fresh raspberries drizzled with premium grade maple syrup. Thank you.

Send the same over to the Prêy, please."

My pleasure my Dear Nerò.

And for yourself or are you dining with PTTF ?

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Have you got any breakfast challenges? I’m feeling more than a little peckish.

"

Will do you the all yoi can eat one and a big slice of my frittata. Coffee and buns on the side.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 37 weeks ago

The Continental


"Have you got any breakfast challenges? I’m feeling more than a little peckish.

Will do you the all yoi can eat one and a big slice of my frittata. Coffee and buns on the side. "

Oooft! Yes please.

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By *layfulGentMan 37 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire

Not had a Bloody Mary in a while and with my golf being cancelled I may as well start the day slowly

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex

Oooh can I have a full English and coffee please x

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Have you got any breakfast challenges? I’m feeling more than a little peckish.

Will do you the all yoi can eat one and a big slice of my frittata. Coffee and buns on the side.

Oooft! Yes please. "

Just pop in the kitchen see what we have and what you like.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Not had a Bloody Mary in a while and with my golf being cancelled I may as well start the day slowly "

Oh why not and we add a little extra kick on ours for your morning delight

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Oooh can I have a full English and coffee please x"

One of our favourite customers, full english and our specialty coffee coming up. Free refills of course.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Oooh can I have a full English and coffee please x

One of our favourite customers, full english and our specialty coffee coming up. Free refills of course. "

Sauce with your fry up ?

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Oooh can I have a full English and coffee please x

One of our favourite customers, full english and our specialty coffee coming up. Free refills of course.

Sauce with your fry up ? "

Tomato please x

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get. "

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Oooh can I have a full English and coffee please x

One of our favourite customers, full english and our specialty coffee coming up. Free refills of course. "

Thank you kind sir! Oooh coffee!

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town "

Actually salivating a little

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Oooh can I have a full English and coffee please x

One of our favourite customers, full english and our specialty coffee coming up. Free refills of course.

Thank you kind sir! Oooh coffee!"

Help yourself to a bun too.

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By *layfulGentMan 37 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire


"Not had a Bloody Mary in a while and with my golf being cancelled I may as well start the day slowly

Oh why not and we add a little extra kick on ours for your morning delight "

Extra morning kick does sound delightful and will be enjoyed

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By *att71Man 37 weeks ago

Bristol

Any chance of a Bacon and Halloumi roll and a coffe epretty please

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

Actually salivating a little "

We see it a lot. Lots of customers licking their lips often.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Not had a Bloody Mary in a while and with my golf being cancelled I may as well start the day slowly

Oh why not and we add a little extra kick on ours for your morning delight

Extra morning kick does sound delightful and will be enjoyed "

Nothing is too much at this establishment. Your pleasure is our aim

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By *ustamanMan 37 weeks ago

weymouth

Oooh a crispy bacon butty and a coffee would go down a treat -tvm

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Any chance of a Bacon and Halloumi roll and a coffe epretty please "

Of course. Would you like any sauce and whathow do you roll, I mean what is your roll of choice

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Oooh a crispy bacon butty and a coffee would go down a treat -tvm "

Coming up, we usually go for very crispy here. Any relish?

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

Actually salivating a little

We see it a lot. Lots of customers licking their lips often. "

Its when they lick each others lips ....

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By *ocketrocket80Man 37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

Actually salivating a little

We see it a lot. Lots of customers licking their lips often.

Its when they lick each others lips ....

"

What sort of cafe is this

....I think I might stay for breakfast, brunch and lunch Haha

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By *ustamanMan 37 weeks ago

weymouth


"Oooh a crispy bacon butty and a coffee would go down a treat -tvm

Coming up, we usually go for very crispy here. Any relish? "

Special sauce

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

Actually salivating a little

We see it a lot. Lots of customers licking their lips often.

Its when they lick each others lips ....

What sort of cafe is this

....I think I might stay for breakfast, brunch and lunch Haha"

You are welcome, take your time. Make it your regular, you get stamps and little extra treats

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Oooh a crispy bacon butty and a coffee would go down a treat -tvm

Coming up, we usually go for very crispy here. Any relish?

Special sauce "

Leave it with me

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Oooh a crispy bacon butty and a coffee would go down a treat -tvm

Coming up, we usually go for very crispy here. Any relish?

Special sauce "

I can’t ask for Daddy’s Sauce and keep a straight face. So I ask for HP.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

Actually salivating a little

We see it a lot. Lots of customers licking their lips often.

Its when they lick each others lips ....

What sort of cafe is this

....I think I might stay for breakfast, brunch and lunch Haha

You are welcome, take your time. Make it your regular, you get stamps and little extra treats "

Extra treats ?

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

Actually salivating a little

We see it a lot. Lots of customers licking their lips often.

Its when they lick each others lips ....

What sort of cafe is this

....I think I might stay for breakfast, brunch and lunch Haha

You are welcome, take your time. Make it your regular, you get stamps and little extra treats

Extra treats ? "

Just for the regulars

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By *ocketrocket80Man 37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

Actually salivating a little

We see it a lot. Lots of customers licking their lips often.

Its when they lick each others lips ....

What sort of cafe is this

....I think I might stay for breakfast, brunch and lunch Haha

You are welcome, take your time. Make it your regular, you get stamps and little extra treats

Extra treats ?

Just for the regulars "

Ahh come on Mr Bottom - i think the staff should be allowed extra treats to

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By *alm_one4Man 37 weeks ago

RM16


"Good Morning Friends,

My culinary genius friend Mobile Bottom and I, are generously opening our kitchen with a suitably flamboyant flourish.

Who would like a fry up?

A fancy coffee?

A glass of isotonic drink and some painkillers for those of you who were drinking in the sunshine yesterday?

Everyone is Welcome,

Let the orders roll in.

"

Nothing to elaborate but I’d quite like a cup of tea brought to me please Lady Kate, really fed up of getting out of bed and going down to the kitchen x

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

Actually salivating a little

We see it a lot. Lots of customers licking their lips often.

Its when they lick each others lips ....

What sort of cafe is this

....I think I might stay for breakfast, brunch and lunch Haha

You are welcome, take your time. Make it your regular, you get stamps and little extra treats

Extra treats ?

Just for the regulars

Ahh come on Mr Bottom - i think the staff should be allowed extra treats to "

Tell me about it. All treated equally at this diverse and inclusive cafe. We built our name on it

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex

Cake! Is there any cake?,

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By *urry BlokeMan 37 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I've already eaten but...

I could manage a nice hot coffee and a croissant filled pistachio cream

Thanks guys

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By *ocketrocket80Man 37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

Actually salivating a little

We see it a lot. Lots of customers licking their lips often.

Its when they lick each others lips ....

What sort of cafe is this

....I think I might stay for breakfast, brunch and lunch Haha

You are welcome, take your time. Make it your regular, you get stamps and little extra treats

Extra treats ? "

Mr Bottom, I'd like to nominate Kate as Employee of the Day - does that mean she gets an extra treat

In fact you both deserve one for fantastic service

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Cake! Is there any cake?, "

Always, cake, desserts, buns. We've got it all my lovy. What would you like?

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By *ueens of the SceneWoman 37 weeks ago

Leicestershire


"Good Morning Friends,

My culinary genius friend Mobile Bottom and I, are generously opening our kitchen with a suitably flamboyant flourish.

Who would like a fry up?

A fancy coffee?

A glass of isotonic drink and some painkillers for those of you who were drinking in the sunshine yesterday?

Everyone is Welcome,

Let the orders roll in.

"

Isotonic drink and painkillers please … tequila is the devils work

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"I've already eaten but...

I could manage a nice hot coffee and a croissant filled pistachio cream

Thanks guys "

A man of good taste. Love pistachio mysrlf and always available. Coming up for you.

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By *ocketrocket80Man 37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Cake! Is there any cake?, "

They dont start serving cake until 10.30 Miss Minxy you little devil

Anyone would think this is a bank holiday

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Cake! Is there any cake?,

Always, cake, desserts, buns. We've got it all my lovy. What would you like? "

Oh mb the naughtiest!

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

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"Absolutely ravenous this morning. Really want avo and bacon on sourdough and a mocha.gonna have to get my ass in gear and go get.

Don't you worry, just hot delivery of the perfect avos. Ous sourdough all homemade and pur mocha is the talk of the town

Actually salivating a little

We see it a lot. Lots of customers licking their lips often.

Its when they lick each others lips ....

What sort of cafe is this

....I think I might stay for breakfast, brunch and lunch Haha

You are welcome, take your time. Make it your regular, you get stamps and little extra treats

Extra treats ?

Mr Bottom, I'd like to nominate Kate as Employee of the Day - does that mean she gets an extra treat

In fact you both deserve one for fantastic service"

Very kind if you. Kate will be over the moon with that

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Cake! Is there any cake?,

They dont start serving cake until 10.30 Miss Minxy you little devil

Anyone would think this is a bank holiday "

Oh bugga, I’m always so eager!

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Good Morning Friends,

My culinary genius friend Mobile Bottom and I, are generously opening our kitchen with a suitably flamboyant flourish.

Who would like a fry up?

A fancy coffee?

A glass of isotonic drink and some painkillers for those of you who were drinking in the sunshine yesterday?

Everyone is Welcome,

Let the orders roll in.

Isotonic drink and painkillers please … tequila is the devils work "

Oh sweetheart. Coming right up.

You maybe need a shower and a massage too?

I'll rustle up a staff member for you. Or offer up myself?

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Cake! Is there any cake?,

They dont start serving cake until 10.30 Miss Minxy you little devil

Anyone would think this is a bank holiday

Oh bugga, I’m always so eager! "

Nothing wrong with an eager bugger.

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Cake! Is there any cake?,

They dont start serving cake until 10.30 Miss Minxy you little devil

Anyone would think this is a bank holiday

Oh bugga, I’m always so eager!

Nothing wrong with an eager bugger.

"

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Cake! Is there any cake?,

Always, cake, desserts, buns. We've got it all my lovy. What would you like?

Oh mb the naughtiest! "

It's a lovely day so you could go with either pur delicious pavlova with all kind if exotic fruit and lashes of silky cream or pur homemade chocolate, velvetty, smooth and 70% cocoa amazing chocolate cake with extra chocolate chips on top. x

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS 37 weeks ago

London

Fry up and a brew sounds amazing right now sinister thank you

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Cake! Is there any cake?,

Always, cake, desserts, buns. We've got it all my lovy. What would you like?

Oh mb the naughtiest!

It's a lovely day so you could go with either pur delicious pavlova with all kind if exotic fruit and lashes of silky cream or pur homemade chocolate, velvetty, smooth and 70% cocoa amazing chocolate cake with extra chocolate chips on top. x"

Swoon! As I need to watch my figure, I’ll have the delicious pavlova and chocolate to go

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Cake! Is there any cake?,

Always, cake, desserts, buns. We've got it all my lovy. What would you like?

Oh mb the naughtiest!

It's a lovely day so you could go with either pur delicious pavlova with all kind if exotic fruit and lashes of silky cream or pur homemade chocolate, velvetty, smooth and 70% cocoa amazing chocolate cake with extra chocolate chips on top. x"

Or do what I do and have both.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Fry up and a brew sounds amazing right now sinister thank you "

Perfect choice.

Tea or coffee ?

Sauce ?

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS 37 weeks ago

London

Coffee please and red sauce, you are so catering for us all this morning thank you my lovely xxx

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 37 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Coffee please and red sauce, you are so catering for us all this morning thank you my lovely xxx"

Mobile Bottom is doing the hard work in the kitchen.

I'm just whirling around flirting with the diners.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x"

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Coffee please and red sauce, you are so catering for us all this morning thank you my lovely xxx

Mobile Bottom is doing the hard work in the kitchen.

I'm just whirling around flirting with the diners.

"

Thank you my lovely. We are a good team

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Bacon butty and blowjob. The only way to wake up

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away. "

Do I need to take my break now?

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Bacon butty and blowjob. The only way to wake up"

Could yoi be a little more specific please

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By *ocketrocket80Man 37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Do I need to take my break now? "

Dont worry

I'll put the closed sign on the door

Staff Training - Back in 5/An Hour/Tomorrow

*delete as appropriate

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away. "

Where’s that menu?’n

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Do I need to take my break now?

Dont worry

I'll put the closed sign on the door

Staff Training - Back in 5/An Hour/Tomorrow

*delete as appropriate "

It's always a quickie on here. Too many customers and kitchen orders all day long

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n "

Specials Board.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Coffee please and red sauce, you are so catering for us all this morning thank you my lovely xxx

Mobile Bottom is doing the hard work in the kitchen.

I'm just whirling around flirting with the diners.

Thank you my lovely. We are a good team "

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By *ocketrocket80Man 37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board. "

Is this part of the extra treats for regulars

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board. "

How did I miss that!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 37 weeks ago

Ipswich

Good Morning all

No food for me bad week last week

So just a coffee please

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

Is this part of the extra treats for regulars "

Yep.

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By *ocketrocket80Man 37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

How did I miss that! "

You were too busy bringing me some of that cake you got earlier

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

How did I miss that! "

I was probably standing in front of it (face-palm)

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Good Morning all

No food for me bad week last week

So just a coffee please "

No such thing has bad food.

Have a little, light nibble with us.

You can't function on an empty tank.

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

How did I miss that!

You were too busy bringing me some of that cake you got earlier "

Haha who shares cake! Lol

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 37 weeks ago

Ipswich


"Good Morning all

No food for me bad week last week

So just a coffee please

No such thing has bad food.

Have a little, light nibble with us.

You can't function on an empty tank. "

True have not had any food for four days plenty of fluid’s water etc

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By *ocketrocket80Man 37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

Is this part of the extra treats for regulars

Yep. "

Mr Mobilebottom

I would like to report that one of your staff members is flirting with me! ..........and I love it

Back in 10 ...off to do a 5* review on tripadvisor

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

Is this part of the extra treats for regulars

Yep. "

Kate is in charge of the specials board. Works hard to make sure there is something on for everyone.

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By *ocketrocket80Man 37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

How did I miss that!

You were too busy bringing me some of that cake you got earlier

Haha who shares cake! Lol "

You've changed

Haha

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

Is this part of the extra treats for regulars

Yep.

Mr Mobilebottom

I would like to report that one of your staff members is flirting with me! ..........and I love it

Back in 10 ...off to do a 5* review on tripadvisor "

Oh,thank you. All good traning and customer service qualificatons. Our reviews are all 5*. Thanking you for yours.

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By *apxxxWoman 37 weeks ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

I'd like a sausage sandwich please and a cup of tea

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Good Morning all

No food for me bad week last week

So just a coffee please

No such thing has bad food.

Have a little, light nibble with us.

You can't function on an empty tank.

True have not had any food for four days plenty of fluid’s water etc "

Oh, doon't you worry. We will look after you and soon have you back on true form.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"I'd like a sausage sandwich please and a cup of tea "

Oh, nice easy peasy customer. Pick yoir relish. Is on the sideboard or ask Kate if unsure.

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

How did I miss that!

You were too busy bringing me some of that cake you got earlier

Haha who shares cake! Lol

You've changed

Haha"

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

Is this part of the extra treats for regulars

Yep.

Mr Mobilebottom

I would like to report that one of your staff members is flirting with me! ..........and I love it

Back in 10 ...off to do a 5* review on tripadvisor "

Staff?

We're part owners!!

You're a brave soul to suggest I take orders (even in a cafè).

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I'd like a sausage sandwich please and a cup of tea

Oh, nice easy peasy customer. Pick yoir relish. Is on the sideboard or ask Kate if unsure. "

I relish a challenge

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

Is this part of the extra treats for regulars

Yep.

Mr Mobilebottom

I would like to report that one of your staff members is flirting with me! ..........and I love it

Back in 10 ...off to do a 5* review on tripadvisor

Staff?

We're part owners!!

You're a brave soul to suggest I take orders (even in a cafè). "

You tell them partner

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I'd like a sausage sandwich please and a cup of tea "

A sausage surprise and a brew, certainly.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Hello, I’d like to place an order for lunch time please.

1 x sausage in a large bap

1 x can of Irn-Bru

Ta muchly

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By *ocketrocket80Man 37 weeks ago

Walsall


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

Is this part of the extra treats for regulars

Yep.

Mr Mobilebottom

I would like to report that one of your staff members is flirting with me! ..........and I love it

Back in 10 ...off to do a 5* review on tripadvisor

Staff?

We're part owners!!

You're a brave soul to suggest I take orders (even in a cafè). "

I'm sorry

How about you take a seat for 30 and I will help out and bring you brunch now

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Hello, I’d like to place an order for lunch time please.

1 x sausage in a large bap

1 x can of Irn-Bru

Ta muchly "

Is it delivery, collect or sit in?

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Where’s that menu?’n

Specials Board.

Is this part of the extra treats for regulars

Yep.

Mr Mobilebottom

I would like to report that one of your staff members is flirting with me! ..........and I love it

Back in 10 ...off to do a 5* review on tripadvisor

Staff?

We're part owners!!

You're a brave soul to suggest I take orders (even in a cafè).

I'm sorry

How about you take a seat for 30 and I will help out and bring you brunch now "

I've always liked you.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 37 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away. "

Definitely the 3rd option please. Who needs bacon rolls or sticky buns anyway

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Definitely the 3rd option please. Who needs bacon rolls or sticky buns anyway "

They're for afters.

Or half time.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A pot of English breakfast tea, a lightly toasted English muffin, butter and a small pot of strawberry jam, please.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"A pot of English breakfast tea, a lightly toasted English muffin, butter and a small pot of strawberry jam, please."

Hello Davina. Coming up and our strauberry jam is legendary. Packed with lots of goodness and real fruit. Enjoy

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"A pot of English breakfast tea, a lightly toasted English muffin, butter and a small pot of strawberry jam, please.

Hello Davina. Coming up and our strauberry jam is legendary. Packed with lots of goodness and real fruit. Enjoy"

Do we get to know who you're planning on Muffin, Davina ?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 37 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"Based on the replies in the last hour you must be running short of stock, so we'll just have 2 coffees please x

I'll send MB to the cash & carry if we need more provisions.

Have whatever you'd like with the coffees.

Bacon roll?

Sticky bun?

Quick 3some? Ahem, sorry, got carried away.

Definitely the 3rd option please. Who needs bacon rolls or sticky buns anyway

They're for afters.

Or half time. "

The sticky buns may be during

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"A pot of English breakfast tea, a lightly toasted English muffin, butter and a small pot of strawberry jam, please.

Hello Davina. Coming up and our strauberry jam is legendary. Packed with lots of goodness and real fruit. Enjoy"

Hello MB. Yay, thank you.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"A pot of English breakfast tea, a lightly toasted English muffin, butter and a small pot of strawberry jam, please.

Hello Davina. Coming up and our strauberry jam is legendary. Packed with lots of goodness and real fruit. Enjoy

Do we get to know who you're planning on Muffin, Davina ?

"

Now *that* would be telling... but there'll be sweet stuff all *over* my face

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By *ittlebirdWoman 37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Good morning darling OP.

Please could I have a large latte with an extra shot.

Thank you

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Good morning darling OP.

Please could I have a large latte with an extra shot.

Thank you "

Kate will do you a lovely one. I will sprinkle a little bit of cocoa on top for that extra je ne sais quoi

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By *ittlebirdWoman 37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Good morning darling OP.

Please could I have a large latte with an extra shot.

Thank you

Kate will do you a lovely one. I will sprinkle a little bit of cocoa on top for that extra je ne sais quoi "

Ooh… you’re spoiling me

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Good morning darling OP.

Please could I have a large latte with an extra shot.

Thank you

Kate will do you a lovely one. I will sprinkle a little bit of cocoa on top for that extra je ne sais quoi

Ooh… you’re spoiling me "

We like to do just that with our favourite people

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By *layfulGentMan 37 weeks ago

Doncaster South Yorkshire


"Not had a Bloody Mary in a while and with my golf being cancelled I may as well start the day slowly

Oh why not and we add a little extra kick on ours for your morning delight

Extra morning kick does sound delightful and will be enjoyed "

Thank you that Bloody Mary has perked me right up and I adored the touch with the cocktail umbrella and the extra kick xx

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By *ittlebirdWoman 37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Good morning darling OP.

Please could I have a large latte with an extra shot.

Thank you

Kate will do you a lovely one. I will sprinkle a little bit of cocoa on top for that extra je ne sais quoi

Ooh… you’re spoiling me

We like to do just that with our favourite people "

Awwww you made my day darling

Cocktails and great coffee. I feel special

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Good morning darling OP.

Please could I have a large latte with an extra shot.

Thank you

Kate will do you a lovely one. I will sprinkle a little bit of cocoa on top for that extra je ne sais quoi

Ooh… you’re spoiling me

We like to do just that with our favourite people

Awwww you made my day darling

Cocktails and great coffee. I feel special "

Brilliant, at your service anytime. There is little good service out there these days. Good service, excellent ingredients and fabulous time is pur USP.

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By *ansoffateMan 37 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A fry up would be lovely, except I have a busy day today and I usually want to go back to bed after a full fry.

Eggs Benedict would work though, if it's not too much trouble.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"A fry up would be lovely, except I have a busy day today and I usually want to go back to bed after a full fry.

Eggs Benedict would work though, if it's not too much trouble."

Is not quote Bed and Breakfast but could still take a rest. Egg benedicts coming up with amazing holandaise and a touch of cayenne pepper on top

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Not had a Bloody Mary in a while and with my golf being cancelled I may as well start the day slowly

Oh why not and we add a little extra kick on ours for your morning delight

Extra morning kick does sound delightful and will be enjoyed

Thank you that Bloody Mary has perked me right up and I adored the touch with the cocktail umbrella and the extra kick xx"

The kicking is my speciality.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over

Not sure where that partner of mine has gone. Keeps sneaking off. Probably something to do with that pocket rocket

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Good morning darling OP.

Please could I have a large latte with an extra shot.

Thank you

Kate will do you a lovely one. I will sprinkle a little bit of cocoa on top for that extra je ne sais quoi

Ooh… you’re spoiling me

We like to do just that with our favourite people

Awwww you made my day darling

Cocktails and great coffee. I feel special "

You deserve to feel cherished.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"A pot of English breakfast tea, a lightly toasted English muffin, butter and a small pot of strawberry jam, please.

Hello Davina. Coming up and our strauberry jam is legendary. Packed with lots of goodness and real fruit. Enjoy

Do we get to know who you're planning on Muffin, Davina ?

Now *that* would be telling... but there'll be sweet stuff all *over* my face "

Glazed like a doughnut

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"A pot of English breakfast tea, a lightly toasted English muffin, butter and a small pot of strawberry jam, please.

Hello Davina. Coming up and our strauberry jam is legendary. Packed with lots of goodness and real fruit. Enjoy

Do we get to know who you're planning on Muffin, Davina ?

Now *that* would be telling... but there'll be sweet stuff all *over* my face

Glazed like a doughnut

"

Butter and jam... of course...

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By *ittlebirdWoman 37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Good morning darling OP.

Please could I have a large latte with an extra shot.

Thank you

Kate will do you a lovely one. I will sprinkle a little bit of cocoa on top for that extra je ne sais quoi

Ooh… you’re spoiling me

We like to do just that with our favourite people

Awwww you made my day darling

Cocktails and great coffee. I feel special

You deserve to feel cherished. "

Thank you gorgeous

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By *ife NinjaMan 37 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Eggy bread please

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Eggy bread please "

Coming up. Eggs laid this morning by our chics. All fresh and free range.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Eggy bread please "

Sauce FN?

A bit of sauce is my speciality.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Eggy bread please

Sauce FN?

A bit of sauce is my speciality. "

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By *SCouple81Couple 37 weeks ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

Coffee please. French toast with bacon and maple syrup for mrs and some bagel with salmon

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Coffee please. French toast with bacon and maple syrup for mrs and some bagel with salmon "

I'll give the chef a poke with something and get your order moving.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Coffee please. French toast with bacon and maple syrup for mrs and some bagel with salmon "

Would you like our strong blend? Also just salmon or a bit of cream cheese with your bagel? Perhaos some mini sliced cornichons?

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

My bodyweight in pastries and a bucket of flat white, please…..

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"My bodyweight in pastries and a bucket of flat white, please….. "

Coming up younh man. Kate flattens that white like no other. Our selection of pastries can rival the bestvof french patisseries.

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By *ansoffateMan 37 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"A fry up would be lovely, except I have a busy day today and I usually want to go back to bed after a full fry.

Eggs Benedict would work though, if it's not too much trouble.

Is not quote Bed and Breakfast but could still take a rest. Egg benedicts coming up with amazing holandaise and a touch of cayenne pepper on top "

Ooh nice touch, thank you kindly good sir.

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By *SCouple81Couple 37 weeks ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

Strong coffee. Cream cheese yes please. No cornichons thank you.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over

Kate, can you get ready please for the lunch session. It seemscto have sneaked up on us in no time at all today. Lunch special is a hot pulled beef baguette with homemade horseradish if wanted and a side portion of roasties and gravy

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Kate, can you get ready please for the lunch session. It seemscto have sneaked up on us in no time at all today. Lunch special is a hot pulled beef baguette with homemade horseradish if wanted and a side portion of roasties and gravy"

I have asked you not to pull your beef in front of the customers. They get overly excited, and you know what happened last time and it plays hell with the dish cloths.

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Strong coffee. Cream cheese yes please. No cornichons thank you. "

We're in a pickle, we've run out of cornichons (boom boom).

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"Strong coffee. Cream cheese yes please. No cornichons thank you.

We're in a pickle, we've run out of cornichons (boom boom). "

I havr gherkins. Will slice them small. Nobody will know

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over

Any last orders before setting up for lunch?

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By *irthandgirthMan 37 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I could smash some shakshouka right now, side order of halloumi and flatbread please

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"I could smash some shakshouka right now, side order of halloumi and flatbread please"

Coming right up, runny eggs? Our flatbread is all homemade too

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"I could smash some shakshouka right now, side order of halloumi and flatbread please"

What a top idea.

Brew with that M&G ?

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"My bodyweight in pastries and a bucket of flat white, please…..

Coming up younh man. Kate flattens that white like no other. Our selection of pastries can rival the bestvof french patisseries. "

Just seen this. I'll flatten you MB, waves croissant in a threatening manner.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"I could smash some shakshouka right now, side order of halloumi and flatbread please

What a top idea.

Brew with that M&G ? "

You sory that out Kate. I am giving stuff in the kitchen a good clean but still takev any orders if they come in. We have bills to pay

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By *inister_Spinster OP   Woman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

We want money for frivolously spending and restocking the kitchen.

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By *eroLondonMan 37 weeks ago

Mayfair

She desires ^ to be paid in kisses.

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over


"My bodyweight in pastries and a bucket of flat white, please…..

Coming up younh man. Kate flattens that white like no other. Our selection of pastries can rival the bestvof french patisseries.

Just seen this. I'll flatten you MB, waves croissant in a threatening manner. "

I have been reading about that stuff on that other BDSM thread. It's not that is it? Does it always invole croisants?

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By *adyBugsWoman 37 weeks ago

cognito

A big mug of tea ta!

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By *obilebottomMan 37 weeks ago

All over

Thanking all our lovely punters for such a nice time. You are more than just punters though to us. Amazing and we will be with you and our cafe very soon again. Team Sinister Spinster and MB

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