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Morning all, just having a retro Spotify morning and there’s some pretty crap lyrics out there so this mornings question is …
What’s the worst song lyric you’ve ever heard?
Some of us will remember the drone of “No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limits” from 2Unlimited back in the day which admittedly is a little lacking in creativity but does that make it crap?
My own favourite nomination for the worst song lyric of all time would have to be Snap from the 90s and the immortal lines
“I’m serious as cancer when I say Rythm is a Dancer”
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By *ltrMan 39 weeks ago
sheffield |
So, your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
I like big butt's sir mix a lot |
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Des'ree life lyrics have always annoyed me for some reason rhyming ghost, most and toast really grinds my gears.
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news |
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"Des'ree life lyrics have always annoyed me for some reason rhyming ghost, most and toast really grinds my gears.
I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news"
We have a winner |
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"Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky
Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck"
Rain is a good thing - Luke Bryan, this song irritates me.
Mrs |
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For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:
‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane
It must be Dave who's on the train
Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah!!!!’
(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun nonetheless)  |
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"For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:
‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane
It must be Dave who's on the train
Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah!!!!’
(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun
nonetheless) "
Hold your back for the rhythym attack
Coming down on the floor like a maniac
Hold your track so clean up the dish
By the way
How much is the fish? |
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"For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:
‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane
It must be Dave who's on the train
Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah!!!!’
(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun
nonetheless)
Hold your back for the rhythym attack
Coming down on the floor like a maniac
Hold your track so clean up the dish
By the way
How much is the fish?"
 HP Baxxter - he’s a true lyrical genius  |
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By *zeroMan 39 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:
‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane
It must be Dave who's on the train
Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah!!!!’
(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun
nonetheless)
Hold your back for the rhythym attack
Coming down on the floor like a maniac
Hold your track so clean up the dish
By the way
How much is the fish?
HP Baxxter - he’s a true lyrical genius "
I'd also add
Encore, Hardcore
Rock you down to the floor
Posse saw ya on the border
Jungle jumper under order
Every minute, every hour, got the power
Take a shower, brand stuff
Screaming Lord, wicked and tough! |
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"For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:
‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane
It must be Dave who's on the train
Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah!!!!’
(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun
nonetheless)
Hold your back for the rhythym attack
Coming down on the floor like a maniac
Hold your track so clean up the dish
By the way
How much is the fish?
HP Baxxter - he’s a true lyrical genius
I'd also add
Encore, Hardcore
Rock you down to the floor
Posse saw ya on the border
Jungle jumper under order
Every minute, every hour, got the power
Take a shower, brand stuff
Screaming Lord, wicked and tough!"
I wonder just how long it took Baxxter to come up with these profound lyrics? |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 39 weeks ago
About 3 feet away from the fence |
"That new Arsenal song, ffs, words written by a 11 year old. "
"North London forever,
Whatever the weather,
These streets are our own,
And my heart will leave you never,
My blood will forever,
Run through the stone..."
Not only is it a pile of absolute cringe, but contains a blatant lie in the very 1st line |
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"For crass and meaningless lyrics, Scooter is hard to beat:
‘It's not a bird, it's not a plane
It must be Dave who's on the train
Wanna, wanna getcha, gonna, gonna getcha
Tell 'em that I told ya
Yeah!!!!’
(Crappy lyrics aside though - they are rather fun nonetheless) "
In the same vein....
"Yeah, Lorry said she was a mouse
Smoked that cheesn' like a baoz
Monilie, money, money hoe
Chinga, chinga, chinga-flow
Lorry was a witch
Yeah, a sneaky little bitch
So fuck that little mouse
'Cause I'm an Albatraoz" |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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""Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky
Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck"
Rain is a good thing - Luke Bryan, this song irritates me.
Mrs "
 I like this song. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"That new Arsenal song, ffs, words written by a 11 year old.
"North London forever,
Whatever the weather,
These streets are our own,
And my heart will leave you never,
My blood will forever,
Run through the stone..."
Not only is it a pile of absolute cringe, but contains a blatant lie in the very 1st line "
As a gooner you have to understand I will defend but I am intrigued to know what is a lie in the first line
‘As I walk these streets alone, through this borough I call home’
Perhaps he wasn’t alone in the borough of Islington? |
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I can't believe no one has mentioned 'Friday' by Rebecca Black!
That is an entire song that shows you how to not write a song!
That said, I'm a songwriter and sometimes it is funny to intentionally write really terrible lyrics.
I'll give you an example from my repertoire...
"... I'm stuck here in my car, I don't know where I are. I need to get home soon, so I can feed my Chihuahua."
That is an actual line from a song I wrote about 15 years ago. Clearly it is shit! Yet I still think it is one of the best lyrics I've ever written because it is so incredibly stupid!
For one thing, I have never had any kind of dog! And if I did I certainly wouldn't have a Chihuahua! |
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