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Cupid’s Phone Themed Fuckaphon
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Ey up again good folks; Cupid here once again and it’s my duty to get you all performing the beast with two backs 
You know how I work, right?
Science, by Jove! - Shared interests/traits equates to great rumpy pumpy….well, maybe.
With this in mind therefore, commence this wondrous journey of sweaty sex by answering the following simple questions:
1: What mobile phone make do you currently own? (iPhone, Samsung etc)
2: When texting, do you use one hand or else both at the same time?
Now….simply sit back and peruse everyone else’s answers.
What’s that you say? You see an exact match to yours?
Eeeee by gum and strike a light! - Fate hath stipulated that you NEED to get together with said lucky individual and engage in licentious shenanigans.
‘Make it so number one’ as Captain Jean-Luc Picard would say.
Good luck my fine people and may you all become most moist as thy sexual juices flow copiously and stuff 
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"iPhone. One thumb or two depending on what else I’m doing at the same time.
If this doesn’t end in marriage I’m going to be putting in a formal complaint about Cupid. "
Ahhh… 
Fear not fair maiden; I have loaded my brand new, specially designed lust arrows just for you.
You’ll be walking, breathlessly (after all the sex) down the aisle by next Wednesday for sure  |
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"Samsung. One or two, it varies on mood, what and who I'm texting, if I'm busy fingering myself at the same time...
I've only matched with Meli
Samsung one or two thumbs"
We have a match! 
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"iPhone. One thumb or two depending on what else I’m doing at the same time.
If this doesn’t end in marriage I’m going to be putting in a formal complaint about Cupid. "
Cupid is the best 
Unless it gets to Thursday and they haven’t appeared. Then there will be words |
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"iPhone. One thumb or two depending on what else I’m doing at the same time.
If this doesn’t end in marriage I’m going to be putting in a formal complaint about Cupid.
Cupid is the best
Unless it gets to Thursday and they haven’t appeared. Then there will be words "
 I’m. So confident in my matchmaking abilities that I’ve taken it upon myself to already book the church for you next Wednesday.
We just need the groom now…. |
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"iPhone. One thumb or two depending on what else I’m doing at the same time.
If this doesn’t end in marriage I’m going to be putting in a formal complaint about Cupid.
Cupid is the best
Unless it gets to Thursday and they haven’t appeared. Then there will be words
I’m. So confident in my matchmaking abilities that I’ve taken it upon myself to already book the church for you next Wednesday.
We just need the groom now…. "
Or bride! |
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By *aizyWoman 39 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Samsung. One or two, it varies on mood, what and who I'm texting, if I'm busy fingering myself at the same time...
I've only matched with Meli
Samsung one or two thumbs"
Threesome! Samsung. One or two thumbs, I'm saying nothing about the last bit Meli said tho!  |
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"Samsung. One or two, it varies on mood, what and who I'm texting, if I'm busy fingering myself at the same time...
I've only matched with Meli
Samsung one or two thumbs
Threesome! Samsung. One or two thumbs, I'm saying nothing about the last bit Meli said tho! "
Another match! My arrows strike true yet again!
Don’t forget to send me the rudey pics of all the shenanigans  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"iPhone
Two thumbs.
Oh _ello baby. 
Yet another match!
I can smell the heady scent of sex permeating the very air in here! "
I finally matched in fab!!!! Time to retire on a high. |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"iPhone
2 thumbs
Good Lord! This is fast transmogrifying into a full on orgy!
You are matching with Jamie, The Shivs and Woody
Am I? I didn’t read past the OP
Orgy anyone? "
This just got interesting. |
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By *elloWoman 39 weeks ago
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"iPhone
2 thumbs
Great Scott! The orgy is getting even hotter!
You’re matched with Jamie, The Shivs, Woody and Littlebird, gorgeous
Oh very nice!
Orgy then?
In "
Are IPhones a secret sign like upsidedown pineapples, pampas grass and ankle bracelets  |
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"iPhone
2 thumbs
Great Scott! The orgy is getting even hotter!
You’re matched with Jamie, The Shivs, Woody and Littlebird, gorgeous
Oh very nice!
Orgy then?
In
Are IPhones a secret sign like upsidedown pineapples, pampas grass and ankle bracelets "
Shush…. Don’t tell anyone |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"iPhone
2 thumbs
Great Scott! The orgy is getting even hotter!
You’re matched with Jamie, The Shivs, Woody and Littlebird, gorgeous
Oh very nice!
Orgy then?
In "
Sure. Let me download the app. |
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"Sony Xperia.
One index finger OR a thumb (single), depending on how I'm holding my phone. Never two handed
Same phone but wrong amount of digits. does that mean soft play only "
Hello? Is it me you're looking for? |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"iPhone
One hand generally or both hands if I’m laying down
We’re a match so legally we have to fuck "
are we actually?
Ok but I like the kissy romantic type of sex. You have been warned. |
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"iPhone
One hand generally or both hands if I’m laying down
We’re a match so legally we have to fuck are we actually?
Ok but I like the kissy romantic type of sex. You have been warned. "
No no that’s my thing. All hands in my hair on my hips and thighs and smooching.
OP! It’s happened! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 39 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Samsung. One or two, it varies on mood, what and who I'm texting, if I'm busy fingering myself at the same time...
I've only matched with Meli
Samsung one or two thumbs
Threesome! Samsung. One or two thumbs, I'm saying nothing about the last bit Meli said tho! "
Willy is a very lucky chap.
Already two ladies, then an added Tinder, and myself as well.
He'll be a busy boy!! |
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