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By *r TriomanMan 40 weeks ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
Non, I'll happily accept a message from anyone and, even if they aren't what I'm looking for, I'll reply; let's face, it's not as of I'm inundated with messages so I've always got time to respond; particularly as most of the mail I get is from men, which is always a quick "thanks but no thanks" reply. |
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"They need to not send explicit pictures in the first message.
Too serious. Try again. "
If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Rosy cheeks, no warts!
Play games, all sort
You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets
Never be cross or cruel
Never give us castor oil or gruel
[Redacted]
And never smell of barley water
If you won't scold and dominate* us
We will never give you cause to hate us
We won't hide your spectacles
So you can't see
Put toads in your bed
Or pepper in your tea
*This bit might be negotiable for the right candidate(s). |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"They must know all the words to
"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song. "
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"They must know all the words to
"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you."
He does |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.
Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.
Boring.
Play along
Ok ok. One billion dollars 
You’re on
Bring it on  "
Careful. You could end to getting this willy. |
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"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.
Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.
Boring.
Play along
Ok ok. One billion dollars
You’re on
Bring it on
Careful. You could end to getting this willy. "
Does it have a billion dollars attached to it?
In  |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"They must know all the words to
"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
It doesn't?  "
Sure, you're y and kinda shy |
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"To be able to message you?
I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account. "
Confused?! You can’t link either to fab so what does it matter if they do or don’t? The only reason for it would to be to message on there instead which is an instant red flag isn’t it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"To be able to message you?
I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account.
What's a Tik Tok ?"
I already told you, the girls that get it, get it. The girls that don’t, don’t. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.
Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.
Boring.
Play along
Ok ok. One billion dollars
You’re on
Bring it on
Careful. You could end to getting this willy.
Does it have a billion dollars attached to it?
In "
No. That’s in the briefcase that’s handcuffed to my wrist at all times. |
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"They must know all the words to
"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
It doesn't?
Sure, you're y and kinda shy"
Don't tell me I'm not humpable
Because I'm bumpable |
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By (user no longer on site) 40 weeks ago
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"They must know all the words to
"Bret, You Got It Goin' On" and send me a recording of their own rendition of said song.
But that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.
It doesn't?
Sure, you're y and kinda shy
Don't tell me I'm not humpable
Because I'm bumpable "
Oh - I see why it just says y now.
What a load of nonsense. |
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Ideally be able to tell me what the San Francisco Giants original name was as well as tap dance.
Oh and connect with me mentally which is harder than it seems... being as I've probably got a screw lose in the nicest possible way. |
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"Ideally be able to tell me what the San Francisco Giants original name was as well as tap dance.
Oh and connect with me mentally which is harder than it seems... being as I've probably got a screw lose in the nicest possible way. "
San Francisco midgets???  |
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Wit, intelligence and a sense of humour.
Full sentences are always appreciated.
Not asking what I’m up to. Clearly I’m on Fanx. Stupid fucking question.
Face pictures, a body picture. And preferably some photos that show some character.
The ability and will to actually meet.
A spark of the brand of filth that I want. Not too much. Not too little.
And a good looking penis.
Crikey I am a picky one.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 40 weeks ago
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"Wit, intelligence and a sense of humour.
Full sentences are always appreciated.
Not asking what I’m up to. Clearly I’m on Fanx. Stupid fucking question.
Face pictures, a body picture. And preferably some photos that show some character.
The ability and will to actually meet.
A spark of the brand of filth that I want. Not too much. Not too little.
And a good looking penis.
Crikey I am a picky one. "
You are
Nvm I’ll not waste your time |
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"Ideally be able to tell me what the San Francisco Giants original name was as well as tap dance.
Oh and connect with me mentally which is harder than it seems... being as I've probably got a screw lose in the nicest possible way.
San Francisco midgets??? "
Close haha |
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"Anyone can message me… that’s down to them.
Whether I respond or not… that’s down to me.
Boring.
Play along
Ok ok. One billion dollars
You’re on
Bring it on
Careful. You could end to getting this willy.
Does it have a billion dollars attached to it?
In
No. That’s in the briefcase that’s handcuffed to my wrist at all times. "
I knew that lock picking course would come in handy |
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"To be able to message you?
I’ll go first: must have an Instagram or TikTok account.
Me out as well no instagram tick tok or what’s app or Facebook trudges off  "
Don’t be too much of fuss, simplicity and respectful goes long way to enjoy life with sounds people. If you got a list of picky Micky then keep it to yourself. Hahahhahaha  |
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