The grim reaper visits....
You say , 'sod the meal, I want sex!' so the grim reaper, fed up of cooking anyway, says.... 'Okay 'nob'ed, name your last ever 3 sex acts and you can have them all before I snuff you out.....
What's your 3. |
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"Ooo got to have a final hurrah blow job for starters, Granny.
Then missionary for a final sexual position and a joyous wank as a grand finale
missionary AND a wank ? Interesting"
I’m a crafty bugger, see; I’m deliberately edging the wank out to prolong my life…  |
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By *elloWoman 35 weeks ago
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"Do I have to take all 3?
No. Grim reaper is happy for it to be one act three times"
Isn't the grim reaper all bones 
I'm not sure I want that lipless teethy mouth going down on my juicy bits.  |
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"Do I have to take all 3?
No. Grim reaper is happy for it to be one act three times
Isn't the grim reaper all bones
I'm not sure I want that lipless teethy mouth going down on my juicy bits. "
So you are saying you ain't a fan of a proper bone...ing...?? |
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By *elloWoman 35 weeks ago
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"Do I have to take all 3?
No. Grim reaper is happy for it to be one act three times
Isn't the grim reaper all bones
I'm not sure I want that lipless teethy mouth going down on my juicy bits.
So you are saying you ain't a fan of a proper bone...ing...??"
I bruise like a peach, I like some cushioning. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 35 weeks ago
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"The grim reaper visits....
You say , 'sod the meal, I want sex!' so the grim reaper, fed up of cooking anyway, says.... 'Okay 'nob'ed, name your last ever 3 sex acts and you can have them all before I snuff you out.....
What's your 3. "
I'd like a handjob from someone that milks cows that can make it last a decade.
Followed by a year long blowjob from someone who doesn't get lockjaw.
Followed by an orgy with 3000 women but with me sleeping with them one at a time whilst the others fan us with ostrich feathers and rub coconut oil into eachothers breasticles.
That should fill up what lifespan I would have had left anyway.....  |
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"Gloryhole oral.
Reverse cowgirl sex (lady on top facing away).
Doggy style sex.
Do you not like looking at faces?"
Hey, I love looking at faces, a good old snog and being close. But sometimes I love a good old bang from behind nowt wrong with that  
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"Gloryhole oral.
Reverse cowgirl sex (lady on top facing away).
Doggy style sex.
Do you not like looking at faces?
Hey, I love looking at faces, a good old snog and being close. But sometimes I love a good old bang from behind nowt wrong with that
Miss S x "
Definitely! Nowt finer than over the kitchen counter...but the last 3 acts of earth not even looking at the person's fave..seems a bit weird.
So with that in mind, if I had to go out ...
Start with from behind...doggy or aforementioned kitchen side..
Then lady on top..facing...I want the boobs in my face!
And finish with missionary...wrapped in each other then...dead.
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"Gloryhole oral.
Reverse cowgirl sex (lady on top facing away).
Doggy style sex.
Do you not like looking at faces?
Hey, I love looking at faces, a good old snog and being close. But sometimes I love a good old bang from behind nowt wrong with that
Miss S x
Definitely! Nowt finer than over the kitchen counter...but the last 3 acts of earth not even looking at the person's fave..seems a bit weird.
So with that in mind, if I had to go out ...
Start with from behind...doggy or aforementioned kitchen side..
Then lady on top..facing...I want the boobs in my face!
And finish with missionary...wrapped in each other then...dead.
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Oh yeah very true actually...
That sounds perfect! 
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Firstly- Having a very long session with a lady who knows what she's doing when it comes to edging, using both her hands with lots of lube, talking filthy to me while taking me to the brink then refusing to let me cum, over and over until eventually letting me explode!!!
Secondly- Returning the favour by going down on her and just lightly flicking her clit teasingly with the tip of my tongue, then slipping a finger inside her before licking and sucking that clit like I hadn't eaten in a week until she is screaming with pleasure.
And thirdly- Basically just fucking each others brains out in every position manageable.
Think I'd die a happy man |
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OK so I'd have to go with my so far unfulfilled fantasy of MMMMF with 4 hot squaddies...
Then a long passionate switch session, tussling for the power and then submitting, the positions shifting and changing....
Then a last hot and steamy fuck with my foot fetishist FB...
Is that too greedy? |
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"The grim reaper visits....
You say , 'sod the meal, I want sex!' so the grim reaper, fed up of cooking anyway, says.... 'Okay 'nob'ed, name your last ever 3 sex acts and you can have them all before I snuff you out.....
What's your 3.
I'd like a handjob from someone that milks cows that can make it last a decade.
Followed by a year long blowjob from someone who doesn't get lockjaw.
Followed by an orgy with 3000 women but with me sleeping with them one at a time whilst the others fan us with ostrich feathers and rub coconut oil into eachothers breasticles.
That should fill up what lifespan I would have had left anyway..... "
I haven't thought this through |
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