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I really like the ‘message another user’ threads on here.
Unfortunately, being an incorrigibly nosey git as I am, as I’m sure some of you are to, we can’t see what’s being said in the privacy of your inbox’s though!
….So let’s put this shit right say I! 
Simply say that you’re in and message another forum user on this thread…..but do it ON the thread (you can address them by their name or else use ‘reply and quote) so the rest of us can have a good old fashioned nose at it whilst simultaneously providing us with some quality gossip material.
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"Hello, Willy." Hello, Pete | |||
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"Hello, Willy. Hello, Pete" Have you had a good day? | |||
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"Can I have some boobs please Jim "Sorry, my name's not Jim | |||
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 — he used the word "forumite"...! 'We' don't use it in these parts, OP. It's an archaic term.
It's "forum dwellers" (or "forå folk"). | |||
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"I'm in " Hello Diamond! Do you think you'll ever attend another social? | |||
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"I want messages with pretty penis pics attached. Thankyou. " I can't seem to attach it to this message. | |||
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"Hello, Willy. Hello, Pete Have you had a good day?" So so, Pete. I got home later than I expected because I knocked a woman off her horse in the van. How's your day been? | |||
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"In." Hey JP. What do you really think about Pumpkin Spice Lattes? | |||
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"Sounds like everyone else is in. I’m in "Tell us you like a gangbang without saying you like a gangbang  | |||
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"Oh my goodness — he used the word "forumite"...! 'We' don't use it in these parts, OP. It's an archaic term.
It's "forum dwellers" (or "forå folk")."Are you up forå folk? | |||
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"Hello, Willy. Hello, Pete Have you had a good day? So so, Pete. I got home later than I expected because I knocked a woman off her horse in the van. How's your day been?" That caused quite the scene in London, I hear. | |||
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"Hello, Willy. Hello, Pete Have you had a good day? So so, Pete. I got home later than I expected because I knocked a woman off her horse in the van. How's your day been? That caused quite the scene in London, I hear." Don't remind me  | |||
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"Hello, Lolli." Hi Pete, nice calves | |||
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"Hi Meli, did you have a nice weekend catching up with your friend?" Hi Willy. Yes, it was delightfully pleasant, thank you for asking. We discussed postcolonial literature and the motifs of displacement and belonging as a reflection of the zeitgeist. Later I treated him to a rendition of one of my favourite current short films. Willy, what's one physical attribute you find yourself leaning towards? | |||
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"Hello, Willy. Hello, Pete Have you had a good day? So so, Pete. I got home later than I expected because I knocked a woman off her horse in the van. How's your day been? That caused quite the scene in London, I hear. Don't remind me "Something to tell the grandkids about. You might even get to appear on Would I Lie To You? as one of the mystery guests. | |||
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"Can I have some boobs please Jim
Sorry, my name's not Jim"I’m not fussy  | |||
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"Can I have some boobs please Jim
Sorry, my name's not Jim
I’m not fussy "Pleased to meet you. | |||
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"I want messages with pretty penis pics attached. Thankyou. " From 98-99 year olds? Omg, you sicko!   | |||
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"Sounds like everyone else is in. I’m in
Tell us you like a gangbang without saying you like a gangbang "Everyone looks the same naked….. | |||
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"Can I have some boobs please Jim "Hi -man- x How likely is it that you'll have plans next Wednesday that involve another? | |||
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"Ooo this is different..I'm in "I said this The first time I did anal. | |||
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"I'm in Hello Diamond! Do you think you'll ever attend another social?" No. My swinging days are behind me now | |||
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"Everyone looks the same naked….. "Are you sure? I'm pretty certain you'd be able to tell who was who if I was stood nude next to a naked Pete. | |||
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"Can I have some boobs please Jim
Hi -man- x
How likely is it that you'll have plans next Wednesday that involve another? "Hi Meli x It’s highly likely that I’ll be crying into my meal for one at the dodgy brewers fayre and then going back to my room for a bath and a wank  | |||
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"Hi Meli, did you have a nice weekend catching up with your friend? Hi Willy. Yes, it was delightfully pleasant, thank you for asking. We discussed postcolonial literature and the motifs of displacement and belonging as a reflection of the zeitgeist. Later I treated him to a rendition of one of my favourite current short films. Willy, what's one physical attribute you find yourself leaning towards? "What was the conclusion of your discussion? That's a tough one but I'll give you two physical attributes I like. Nice legs and a nice bum. Bellaseas had a fantastic pair of pins on her | |||
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"Hello, Willy. Hello, Pete Have you had a good day? So so, Pete. I got home later than I expected because I knocked a woman off her horse in the van. How's your day been? That caused quite the scene in London, I hear. Don't remind me
Something to tell the grandkids about. You might even get to appear on Would I Lie To You? as one of the mystery guests."Oh that would be lovely, Pete. I'm a fan of that show | |||
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"Sounds like everyone else is in. I’m in "Hello Woody, what did you have for breakfast today? This is the sort of scintillating question I love being able to ask. | |||
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"Ooo this is different..I'm in
I said this The first time I did anal.
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"I'm in. Can we please make it sound a bit nicer by using curious rather than nosey? Curious bugger edition. Yeah I like that. "Hey sexy. Can’t wait to spread your legs like jam on toast | |||
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"In. Hey JP. What do you really think about Pumpkin Spice Lattes?" I can see how Millennials might revel in their syrupy nonsense, but they are just too sugary for us Boomers. And we were the ones who had proper Ricicles too. | |||
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"Hello, Lolli. Hi Pete, nice calves "Thanks, Lolli! I like your "naughty" pants. | |||
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"In." Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread. | |||
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"I’m in. "Hello, Bella. How's your cunt? | |||
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"Woody.... How far does your cream squirt? " All the way. | |||
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"In. Hey JP. What do you really think about Pumpkin Spice Lattes? I can see how Millennials might revel in their syrupy nonsense, but they are just too sugary for us Boomers. And we were the ones who had proper Ricicles too." Impressive calf you got. | |||
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"I’m in " LittleBird, Can I snog you? | |||
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"I’m in.
Hello, Bella. How's your cunt?"Healed now and all sorted thanks. It was broken for a long time. | |||
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"In. Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread. "Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates. | |||
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"Ooo this is different..I'm in
I said this The first time I did anal.
You had cock in your ass? "That’s what I said afterwards. Nice to see you back. Where have you been? | |||
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"I’m in.
Hello, Bella. How's your cunt?
Healed now and all sorted thanks. It was broken for a long time. "I'm glad to hear it. We were all worried for a while. | |||
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"Ooo this is different..I'm in
I said this The first time I did anal.
You had cock in your ass?
That’s what I said afterwards.
Nice to see you back. Where have you been? "I bet you did you dirty boy. I’ve been whittling spoons darling.. | |||
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"I’m in " Hello LittleBird, when am I going to see the rest of the tattoos please? xx | |||
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"I’m in Hello LittleBird, when am I going to see the rest of the tattoos please? xx" On the 12th darling | |||
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"Oh my goodness — he used the word "forumite"...! 'We' don't use it in these parts, OP. It's an archaic term.
It's "forum dwellers" (or "forå folk")." | |||
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"I'm in. Can we please make it sound a bit nicer by using curious rather than nosey? Curious bugger edition. Yeah I like that.
Hey sexy.
Can’t wait to spread your legs like jam on toast "Can you lick my quim like you're hunting for truffles whilst you're at it please? | |||
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"Hi Meli, did you have a nice weekend catching up with your friend? Hi Willy. Yes, it was delightfully pleasant, thank you for asking. We discussed postcolonial literature and the motifs of displacement and belonging as a reflection of the zeitgeist. Later I treated him to a rendition of one of my favourite current short films. Willy, what's one physical attribute you find yourself leaning towards?
What was the conclusion of your discussion?
That's a tough one but I'll give you two physical attributes I like. Nice legs and a nice bum. Bellaseas had a fantastic pair of pins on her"The conclusion of the discussion was lost... somehow. And yay! You finally answered!  | |||
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"I’m in LittleBird, Can I snog you? " Go on then… can you reach from there? | |||
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"Oh my goodness — he used the word "forumite"...! 'We' don't use it in these parts, OP. It's an archaic term.
It's "forum dwellers" (or "forå folk").
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"I’m in LittleBird, Can I snog you? Go on then… can you reach from there? "No my belly is in the way | |||
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"I'm in. Can we please make it sound a bit nicer by using curious rather than nosey? Curious bugger edition. Yeah I like that.
Hey sexy.
Can’t wait to spread your legs like jam on toast
Can you lick my quim like you're hunting for truffles whilst you're at it please? "
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"In. Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.
Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates."I’m no millennial. Yuck!! | |||
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"I’m in LittleBird, Can I snog you? Go on then… can you reach from there?
No my belly is in the way ". So are my tits. It is what it is | |||
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"I am in, but not sure how all the sexy women will include their boob pics! Usually that's what happens when I receive the inevitable daily 100 messages from them! "Lucky you haha | |||
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"In. Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.
Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.
I’m no millennial. Yuck!!"Is Gen Z the next one? I'm sorry for mis-generating you. | |||
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"I'm curious so in" Hello Seducing Em. Have you managed to seduce Em yet? | |||
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"In. Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.
Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.
I’m no millennial. Yuck!!"Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin | |||
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"I'm curious so in Hello Seducing Em. Have you managed to seduce Em yet?" I seduce myself all the time,it's others who struggle with it | |||
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"In. Hey JP. What do you really think about Pumpkin Spice Lattes? I can see how Millennials might revel in their syrupy nonsense, but they are just too sugary for us Boomers. And we were the ones who had proper Ricicles too." What are Ricicles? Just personal attack and no questions. | |||
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"In. Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.
Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.
I’m no millennial. Yuck!!
Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin "Ew I rebuke it!! | |||
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"I'm in. Meli - anal? Now?" Yeah sure but I'm full of crap today so proceed with caution. Nick, think you'll ever meet a forum user? Or fora user as it should be, really. | |||
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"In. Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.
Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.
I’m no millennial. Yuck!!
Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin
Ew I rebuke it!! "I knew you would… so easy to wind up these millennials | |||
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"Bumming the police- NWA" Wrong thread. Ooops. | |||
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"In. Hey JP. What do you really think about Pumpkin Spice Lattes? I can see how Millennials might revel in their syrupy nonsense, but they are just too sugary for us Boomers. And we were the ones who had proper Ricicles too. What are Ricicles? Just personal attack and no questions. "As much as you'd like to be, you are not a PSL so it can't be personal. Are you a PSL? (question) | |||
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"Bumming the police- NWA Wrong thread. Ooops. " | |||
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"In. Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.
Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates."This is very hurtful. I know it's a lie, I'm still sobbing. I miss Estragon, hope he comes back soon. | |||
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"I'm curious so in Hello Seducing Em. Have you managed to seduce Em yet? I seduce myself all the time,it's others who struggle with it "What's it like seducing Em? | |||
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"I’m in Hello LittleBird, when am I going to see the rest of the tattoos please? xx On the 12th darling "Oh can we do another day? I am busy on the 12th xx | |||
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"In. Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.
Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.
I’m no millennial. Yuck!!
Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin
Ew I rebuke it!!
I knew you would… so easy to wind up these millennials " !
Grrrrrr.
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"I am in, but not sure how all the sexy women will include their boob pics! Usually that's what happens when I receive the inevitable daily 100 messages from them!
Lucky you haha"Some very wise words on your profile pic! | |||
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"I’m in Hello LittleBird, when am I going to see the rest of the tattoos please? xx On the 12th darling
Oh can we do another day? I am busy on the 12th xx"Are you? Oh what a predicament… | |||
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"In. Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.
Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.
I’m no millennial. Yuck!!
Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin
Ew I rebuke it!!
I knew you would… so easy to wind up these millennials
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Grrrrrr.
You’re lucky you’re sexy"Ha ha ha ha ha… I am Sid James. Fact | |||
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"I’m in " Hey Littlebird, when are you next going to a social? | |||
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"I’m in Hey Littlebird, when are you next going to a social? " I shall be at the one after next darling. I’m on holiday for this one. * But other socials may or may not be available | |||
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"In. Hey JustPete. Wanted to make just to say I like your bum and think you’re one of the loveliest guys in this thread.
Thanks, Steve! Don't tell Meli, but you're my favourite Millennial. Unless you're the one after that - I'm never quite sure of the dates.
I’m no millennial. Yuck!!
Lies… you so are. #genXforthewin
Ew I rebuke it!!
I knew you would… so easy to wind up these millennials
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Grrrrrr.
You’re lucky you’re sexy
Ha ha ha ha ha… I am Sid James. Fact "Now I’ve seen it I can’t unsee it. Darn it | |||
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"I'm in" Hi Custard Chucker. Why did you chuck custard? I hope you broke the news to it gently. | |||
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"I’m skimming through collating juicy gossip here…. So, someone who may or may not be called Jim is a quim eating millennial? This is good stuff my fine people "I don’t usually. I’m not a bowcat but try everything once | |||
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"I'm in. Meli - anal? Now? Yeah sure but I'm full of crap today so proceed with caution. Nick, think you'll ever meet a forum user? Or fora user as it should be, really." You see everyone. Proves that the "Anal? Now?" line bears fruit. Perhaps too much fruit because Meli doesn't sound very stable up there right now  .
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"In." Just Pete have you got a new car now? | |||
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"I'm curious so in" hello Em How does it feel to be so close to perfect | |||
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"In" Mr W T Sane, Would you like to join my clique | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique " Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? | |||
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"In. Just Pete have you got a new car now? " I have got a new car now. Spooky. | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? " Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult | |||
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"In. Just Pete have you got a new car now? I have got a new car now. Spooky." See you in June then | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult " In! | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? " I'd like to join. We could call it "geriatric gen z's" to make it all welcoming. | |||
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"In. Just Pete have you got a new car now? I have got a new car now. Spooky." I’m a witch… | |||
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"In. Good afternoon Meli, nice to chat with you again. If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me? C" Hello Choir, nice to talk to you again! Yes, because I'm a sucker for a nice line. If you could meet any person, aside from me, on this thread, who would you meet? | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult " Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? | |||
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"In. Just Pete have you got a new car now? I have got a new car now. Spooky. See you in June then "Does June know about this? | |||
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"In. Just Pete have you got a new car now? I have got a new car now. Spooky. I’m a witch… "I'm saying nothing. | |||
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"In. Just Pete have you got a new car now? I have got a new car now. Spooky. I’m a witch…
I'm saying nothing."There’s a first time for everything | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult In! "Welcome | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? I'd like to join. We could call it "geriatric gen z's" to make it all welcoming." Excellent name. I guess I can allow the oldies | |||
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"In. Just Pete have you got a new car now? I have got a new car now. Spooky. See you in June then
Does June know about this? "Yes! What do you take me for | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? " Can I join? I loves a good cult | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? " Are you in or not? | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? Can I join? I loves a good cult" You are more than welcome | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? Are you in or not? " In a clique? Only my own | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? Are you in or not? In a clique? Only my own "Who is in yours  | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? Are you in or not? In a clique? Only my own
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"In. Just Pete have you got a new car now? I have got a new car now. Spooky. See you in June then
Does June know about this?
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"In. Just Pete have you got a new car now? I have got a new car now. Spooky. I’m a witch…
I'm saying nothing.
There’s a first time for everything "Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all. | |||
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? Are you in or not? In a clique? Only my own
Who is in yours
Me. It’s a clique of one dafthead
Well. I guess you’re now my sworn enemy. "Wait is this thread now cliquey? Oh dear. I did try and ask people questions. The clique always wins. Darn clique clique-ing it up. | |||
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"In. Just Pete have you got a new car now? I have got a new car now. Spooky. I’m a witch…
I'm saying nothing.
There’s a first time for everything
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"Actually, would anyone like to join my clique Do we get to go truffle hunting together if we join? Yeah. The clique is basically just a sex cult Then it’s truffle snuffling surely? Are you in or not? In a clique? Only my own
Who is in yours
Me. It’s a clique of one dafthead
Well. I guess you’re now my sworn enemy.
Wait is this thread now cliquey?
Oh dear. I did try and ask people questions. The clique always wins. Darn clique clique-ing it up. "Nah… just one clique. No more click clicking here | |||
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There’s a first time for everything
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Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all.
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I'm saying nothing.
There’s a first time for everything
Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all.
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Well have you heard of a man called Ricky Machado?
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"I'm curious so in Hello Seducing Em. Have you managed to seduce Em yet? I seduce myself all the time,it's others who struggle with it
What's it like seducing Em?"You know when you need a fart and get a pain in your belly? Like that | |||
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I'm saying nothing.
There’s a first time for everything
Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all.
Ooh do tell?
Well have you heard of a man called Ricky Machado?"I heard he got lost on his quest to find the clitoris | |||
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"I'm curious so inhello Em How does it feel to be so close to perfect" Fake because I am so far from it | |||
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I'm saying nothing.
There’s a first time for everything
Who am I kidding? I'm saying it all.
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Well have you heard of a man called Ricky Machado?
I heard he got lost on his quest to find the clitoris "It was a no bell quest. | |||
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"Hello Em. I have a laundry basket full of towels to wash, how long would it take to get through them? P.S What was the last Lana song you listened to?" Hi Meli. That depends on your preferred wash cycle and drum size. Lana song was cinnamon girl
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"Very late but in for a nose "Hello, Miss Bella. My dog's got no nose. | |||
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Hello Bella, some time ago now you posted about high heels. Your recommendations for them. Do you remember what you said and if so, what was it? "Oh, hi, Meli. If it was about brands I’d recommend for pain free long wear, I would have said: Gait Tech New Look Naturalizer Maison Baum Tamaris Aquatalia Beautiisoles Loeffler Randall Unisa Carvela Badgley Mischka Sam Edelman Giantovi Rossi Mi Piaci Paul Andrew Tamara Mellon L’Intervalle Keeyahri IamJenniferle Public Desire Lodi Sophia Webster Guiseppe Zanotti Raid London Office London I also recently also discovered Cole Haan’s Nike Air heels. They are like wearing trainers except they look like heels. If you love Louboutins, I’d recommend you go up at least one size. Sometimes I go up two sizes. I can wear them comfortably for hours even if they’re 6” high. The secret, for me, to wearing heels all day and even running down the road to the Tube station without pain has been doing ankle strengthening exercises. There’s an IG account, High Heel Coach (@themostcomfortableheels) that offer free advice and exercises to wear heels pain free. Probably more than you ever asked for. | |||
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"I’m in.
Hello Bella, some time ago now you posted about high heels. Your recommendations for them. Do you remember what you said and if so, what was it?
Oh, hi, Meli.
If it was about brands I’d recommend for pain free long wear, I would have said:
Gait Tech
New Look
Naturalizer
Maison Baum
Tamaris
Aquatalia
Beautiisoles
Loeffler Randall
Unisa
Carvela
Badgley Mischka
Sam Edelman
Giantovi Rossi
Mi Piaci
Paul Andrew
Tamara Mellon
L’Intervalle
Keeyahri
IamJenniferle
Public Desire
Lodi
Sophia Webster
Guiseppe Zanotti
Raid London
Office London
I also recently also discovered Cole Haan’s Nike Air heels. They are like wearing trainers except they look like heels.
If you love Louboutins, I’d recommend you go up at least one size. Sometimes I go up two sizes. I can wear them comfortably for hours even if they’re 6” high.
The secret, for me, to wearing heels all day and even running down the road to the Tube station without pain has been doing ankle strengthening exercises. There’s an IG account, High Heel Coach (@themostcomfortableheels) that offer free advice and exercises to wear heels pain free.
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Hello, Miss Bella. My dog's got no nose."Go on I’ll do it! ….. How does he smell? | |||
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"In. Good afternoon Meli, nice to chat with you again. If I told you that you had a great body would you hold it against me? C Hello Choir, nice to talk to you again! Yes, because I'm a sucker for a nice line. If you could meet any person, aside from me, on this thread, who would you meet?" Good evening. I think that would be CoyoteUgly as I find her humour interesting so I feel a nice social would be had. C | |||
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