"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Isn't there someone else we could talk to?
I fart in your general direction!  "
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Great. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch.
No. I just like to read the TV Guide. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.
It is too late, my blood is in your veins. |
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My all time fave film, out of many can you guess it I wonder 
"I Always Said, If I Had To Fuck A Guy, I Mean Had To, If My Life Depended On It... I'd Fuck Elvis." |
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"Great. The bloodsucking Brady Bunch.
No. I just like to read the TV Guide. Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.
It is too late, my blood is in your veins."
Great film |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 35 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe...
That made me start singing the old Weebl song 'scampi'"
I'm drawing a total blank. I'm guessing that my rock stars are not your rock stars...  |
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"I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe...
That made me start singing the old Weebl song 'scampi'
I'm drawing a total blank. I'm guessing that my rock stars are not your rock stars... "
Links are banned...so Google 'weebl scampi' its the bloke who did badgers...god I'm old...so...so old... |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 35 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I've... seen things... you people wouldn't believe...
That made me start singing the old Weebl song 'scampi'
I'm drawing a total blank. I'm guessing that my rock stars are not your rock stars...
Links are banned...so Google 'weebl scampi' its the bloke who did badgers...god I'm old...so...so old..."
I'm 18 years older than you, so it's probably after my time... |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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“ I won't present to you
A fake ideal self
However perfect I attempt to be
This world is only meant to hurt me
This is me;
If you don't like me
Don't love me
You see
I believe in honesty
At first sight” |
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Mr. ----, you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you. You're hardly a sportsman, so why did you break off the encounter with my pet python?
I discovered she had a crush on me.
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"I was hired to kill you, but I'm not going to do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter or because I have a newfound respect for life."
"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he has a newfound respect for life."
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