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Ow do good folks 
Why do so many guys in porn utter, ‘Oh shit!’ when they cum?
Surely, it was the desired result after all….?
Anyhoo, your similar porn ponderings on this fine evening my fine people? |
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"Plumbers are always punctual but never actually complete the job they were called in for.
This is odd. In my experience they never turn up in the first place."
If you looked like the women on there, they might well turn up |
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"Why don't they have engaging story lines. Like they set up the narrative and always ends in suck fuck cum "
Like the husband wants to bang his wife but she has a headache and rolls over says not tonight and he gets frustrated so goes down stairs watches babe station and ha a beer |
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"Why don't they have engaging story lines. Like they set up the narrative and always ends in suck fuck cum
Like the husband wants to bang his wife but she has a headache and rolls over says not tonight and he gets frustrated so goes down stairs watches babe station and ha a beer"
Wanna talk about it, buddy? |
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Camera crew in porn are competent until just before the leading man cums whereupon there is invariably a mad dash and a subsequent bit of violent shaky cam as the camera person scrambles to catch the money shot… |
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And why does an orgy happen with 0 planning like surely it takes a while to organise like you got to make sure everyone is free that they aren't busy like no one turns up late got organise where your having the orgy no one complains it's too cold and puts the heating on
No one is even offered a cup of tea when they obviously have guests |
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"Why don't they have engaging story lines. Like they set up the narrative and always ends in suck fuck cum
Like the husband wants to bang his wife but she has a headache and rolls over says not tonight and he gets frustrated so goes down stairs watches babe station and ha a beer
Wanna talk about it, buddy?"
Haha. Im good 28 and single not my story |
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"And why does an orgy happen with 0 planning like surely it takes a while to organise like you got to make sure everyone is free that they aren't busy like no one turns up late got organise where your having the orgy no one complains it's too cold and puts the heating on
No one is even offered a cup of tea when they obviously have guests "
 Nor even a Ferrero Rocher  |
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"Camera crew in porn are competent until just before the leading man cums whereupon there is invariably a mad dash and a subsequent bit of violent shaky cam as the camera person scrambles to catch the money shot…"
i thought it was because he had dropped the babywipes  |
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"Camera crew in porn are competent until just before the leading man cums whereupon there is invariably a mad dash and a subsequent bit of violent shaky cam as the camera person scrambles to catch the money shot…
i thought it was because he had dropped the babywipes "
That’s another thing - we never see anyone cleaning up afterwards; I mean, I demand to see things neat and tidy and returned to order  |
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They don't do product placements like someone cleans themselves up with a sham wow
So many people watch porn think of the wasted advertising space
You know I don't just order any pizza guy to come fuck me I order from Dominos
Think dick delivery think Domino's |
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Ostensibly it is perfectly acceptable etiquette to flip out a semi erect Johnson within mere seconds of meeting a lady whereupon she will be rendered instantaneously sexually receptive and will frequently commence masturbating herself in a vigorous manner not entirely dissimilar to Yngwie Malmsteen playing a guitar… |
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"If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she has done something wrong.
Thanks Cas  "
I was hoping someone would get it  |
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"Ostensibly it is perfectly acceptable etiquette to flip out a semi erect Johnson within mere seconds of meeting a lady whereupon she will be rendered instantaneously sexually receptive and will frequently commence masturbating herself in a vigorous manner not entirely dissimilar to Yngwie Malmsteen playing a guitar…"
he pulls better faces  |
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"Ostensibly it is perfectly acceptable etiquette to flip out a semi erect Johnson within mere seconds of meeting a lady whereupon she will be rendered instantaneously sexually receptive and will frequently commence masturbating herself in a vigorous manner not entirely dissimilar to Yngwie Malmsteen playing a guitar…
he pulls better faces "
As does Stevie Ray Vaughan |
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"Why don't they have engaging story lines. Like they set up the narrative and always ends in suck fuck cum "
French porn sort of tries to do that, but once a French porn actress is at the black lingerie including stockings stage I’ve given up caring if it’s at her work, flat, bosses house or wherever
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