In what may or may not have started as a body swap experiment, you have become trapped with delicate parts inside a toaster or a wine bottle inside you or other such things.
What are you telling A&E, knowing that they know you're lying and hoping they're too polite to say anything? |
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By *elloWoman 29 weeks ago
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"In what may or may not have started as a body swap experiment, you have become trapped with delicate parts inside a toaster or a wine bottle inside you or other such things.
What are you telling A&E, knowing that they know you're lying and hoping they're too polite to say anything?"
My bestie works in A&E so there's no point in me lying she'd tell everyone what she suspected happened and she'd be correct.  |
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"Not going to lie, I'd probably just be honest, I'd be more embarrassed lying 
Miss S x
I'd tell the truth too, but that's no fun for a thread "
Fine... I didn't have a straw for my wine so I seen a hack you can use your cervix as a straw
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"I wouldn't explain anything.
Do they ask?
‘So what are you in for granny?’
Are you just gonna point?"
I'd say there's a toy hamster stuck in my butt hole, and hope no one would ask why.
I mean, it's pretty obvious isn't it?  |
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I remember my paramedic cousin saying he was in A&E one day and he could hear a buzzing sound coming from a cubicle.
A man had his vibrator sucked into his bum and couldn't get it out.
I'll only use my huge one in my now, so I don't lose grip on it |
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"I wouldn't explain anything.
Do they ask?
‘So what are you in for granny?’
Are you just gonna point?
I'd say there's a toy hamster stuck in my butt hole, and hope no one would ask why.
I mean, it's pretty obvious isn't it? "
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"I remember my paramedic cousin saying he was in A&E one day and he could hear a buzzing sound coming from a cubicle.
A man had his vibrator sucked into his bum and couldn't get it out.
I'll only use my huge one in my now, so I don't lose grip on it "
Doctor - I'm terribly sorry Sir, we can't get it out
Patient - I don't want it out, I want you to change the batteries....... |
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at least it wouldn't be as bad as when the kid shoved mints up her nose and sniffed whilst playing hide the mint!!!!! - they asked if there was social service involvement!!!
at least we wouldn't have to fill in the social service questionnaire - would we!!!
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"at least it wouldn't be as bad as when the kid shoved mints up her nose and sniffed whilst playing hide the mint!!!!! - they asked if there was social service involvement!!!
at least we wouldn't have to fill in the social service questionnaire - would we!!!
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I wouldn't be too sure about that. They may think someone else done it to you without your consent.
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"In what may or may not have started as a body swap experiment, you have become trapped with delicate parts inside a toaster or a wine bottle inside you or other such things.
What are you telling A&E, knowing that they know you're lying and hoping they're too polite to say anything?"
They'll know ..so just be honest...after a foreign trip, a fence and stitches in 2 places...shame and me are distant relatives... |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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In 2021 local news reported that the Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man got a WWII mortar shell stuck up his bottom ...These rounds measure at 57mm in diameter and an eye-watering 170mm in length.
...... apparently he tripped and fell on it whilst naked ....  |
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