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Do you want to have sex today?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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Or nah |
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Nah; It is a highly uncouth pastime….. |
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Err...if it's on offer like. I wouldn't mind a little bit |
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Only if it comes with a cup of tea before and after. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Nah |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Yes
P.s I like your glasses  |
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Had it 1st thing this morning more fun later tonight x |
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Yes but doubt I’ll get an offer between now and 3pm  |
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Loving the new rebrand, OP.
I'm not too fussed about the sex today |
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"Yes, although I'm a bit rusty "
I carry WD40 just in case   |
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By *del 1Man 31 weeks ago
London |
"Yes, although I'm a bit rusty "
Ok, will pick you up after 12 then and make sure we take our time to remove all the rust  |
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I am going to 'Puss in Boots' party at Eureka.
Say no more. My lips are sealed, hers won't be. |
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By *a LunaWoman 31 weeks ago
South Wales |
"I am going to 'Puss in Boots' party at Eureka.
Say no more. My lips are sealed, hers won't be. "
enjoy! |
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By *a LunaWoman 31 weeks ago
South Wales |
"No thanks. "
That’s not like you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"Yes, although I'm a bit rusty "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"Loving the new rebrand, OP.
I'm not too fussed about the sex today"
thank you lovely man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"No"
welcome back
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Would love too and with a day off too. But alas downside of shift work, not many about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"Yes please. Any offers?"
Yes if you’re travelling |
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I actually have the raging horn today. FML  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"I actually have the raging horn today. FML "
Focus. Big game tonight. |
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"I actually have the raging horn today. FML
Focus. Big game tonight. "
The nerves will get the better of me so I’ll have rectified my issues before my pre game patty |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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I’d very much like to yes |
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"Yes please. Any offers?
Yes if you’re travelling"
I could travel. |
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By *del 1Man 31 weeks ago
London |
"Yes please. Any offers?
Yes if you’re travelling"
And another offer from me |
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"Yes please. Any offers?
Yes if you’re travelling
And another offer from me "
Golly. I'd be a busy bee |
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"Yes please. Any offers?
Yes if you’re travelling"
Lazy! |
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Let me just check the calendar…
Ahh, it’s a day ending in “day”.
Yeah. Go on then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"Yes please. Any offers?
Yes if you’re travelling
Lazy!"
I put work in. You know  |
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Actually....... I do.
Laydeeeeeez, front and centre please. |
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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up. |
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By *del 1Man 31 weeks ago
London |
"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up. "
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition? |
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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition? "
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe. |
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I do yes but obvious it depends on a few things.... I'm going to get in bother again aren't I
Mrs x |
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By *del 1Man 31 weeks ago
London |
"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe. "
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill |
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill "
Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x |
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"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY "
You’ve had enough already this year |
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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x"
How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste |
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By *del 1Man 31 weeks ago
London |
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How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste "
I can handle the garlic but definitely not the oysters...although I don't mind making concessions for the right person xx |
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x
How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste "
Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,
Mrs x |
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By *ookie46Woman 31 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
You’ve had enough already this year "
That was just my quarterly quota |
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x
How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,
Mrs x"
Know I'm horns right now but even I'm disgusting myself....going to stop now whilst there's a chance I haven't put all the guys off me.
Mrs x |
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"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
You’ve had enough already this year
That was just my quarterly quota "
Which exceeds my yearly |
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By *del 1Man 31 weeks ago
London |
"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x
How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,
Mrs xKnow I'm horns right now but even I'm disgusting myself....going to stop now whilst there's a chance I haven't put all the guys off me.
Mrs x"
Quite the opposite, the aphrodisiac combo is somehow working on me (so are your pictures) |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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YES. YES. YES. YES |
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By *ookie46Woman 31 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
You’ve had enough already this year
That was just my quarterly quota
Which exceeds my yearly "
Speechless  |
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"I do but the amount of time and effort it would take to get me into fuckready condition just makes me think nah, I'll just put the shaver down and pick up a slice of cake and the remote up.
I am curious to know what are all the steps needed for you to be in fuckready condition?
I'm a classy lady so it's trim the body hair to just under the 70s look, paint my nails
-especially have to do that at the moment as I shut my thumb in the car door a month ago and the nail is a rainbow of rank colours -
put on some cleaner underwear and if to top it all off I give myself a once over with a KFC lemon scented wipe.
You got me with the KFC scented wipe, how can anyone resist that! Although I am more of McDonalds dry towel kind of guy myself, scented with a bit of steam from the burger grill Well you both might like the hot, steaming towels they give out in our local Indian.
Basically just a posh baby wipe, that's been microwaved for 30 secs. It's lush and could very well double for a citrus scented FemFresh towel.
Just blown it for a bit before using it on your bits....Hot, Hot, Hot,
Mrs x
How about a naan? Do men find garlic and oysters a sexy taste Oysters and garlic butter is a classic combo and an aphrodisiac allegedly. You can use bread to mop up the mess left on your plate, so in this circumstance a Naan could probably fill in.... think you'd still need a wet wipe afterwards but it would make for an interesting scran,
Mrs xKnow I'm horns right now but even I'm disgusting myself....going to stop now whilst there's a chance I haven't put all the guys off me.
Mrs x
Quite the opposite, the aphrodisiac combo is somehow working on me (so are your pictures) "
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Maybe  |
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New FB Group if any one want to join
UK Swingers meet |
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Nah to tired and just not feeling it |
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Yes and hopefully I will today |
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Yes. Very much so. But, my only willing sex partner is currently on her way to London so, unless something spectacular happens, I've gotta wait until Saturday evening. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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"Yes and hopefully I will today "
I want to have sex today but I will not.
#periods |
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"Actually....... I do.
Laydeeeeeez, front and centre please. "
Either my inbox is broken or the chics are getting drilled elsewhere.
My money's on broken inbox. |
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Nope not today
Trawling through cars for sale
Weather is crap again
April showers
More like deluge  |
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By *OYFBWoman 31 weeks ago
Jersey (sometimes Notts) |
Yes.
Several times.
And tomorrow
And the day after that.
And the day after that.
Ad infinitum. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Everyday . I need it everyday......I don't get it everyday hence why I get cranky haha |
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On a weekday! Very rock n roll but why not. |
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I would like to am I going to probably not |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 31 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Yeah, why not? I'll get the lube out. If it's all the same I'm not going to bother shaving everything today, though. |
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"Yes and hopefully I will today "
What a wonderful afternoon x |
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By *raigxMan 31 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Yes and hopefully I will today
What a wonderful afternoon x"
‘Love in the afternoon’ (a fun old B&W movie with Audrey Hepburn and Gary Cooper). Which was me about half an hour ago. Delightful experience x |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Fuck no |
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By *ascaIMan 31 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
The darts is on tonight. No distractions. |
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I did but I won’t,I would if I could,But can’t |
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Already had a quick fuck this morning but won't say no to more  |
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I would go for a cheeky fuck I won't lie! |
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I'm going to have the sex tonight. I've decided........ |
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"Yes & im going to  "
A confident man. We like it. |
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We would like to have sex but tiredness might bite us on the bum  |
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Yes I do, circumstances are I will not be over the weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Yes it’s Friday |
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Yes but I’ll have to turn the heating on! |
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I do... but it won't happen...
Cali x |
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God no...I mean ..pah...can you even imagine..?!?
Perish the thought. |
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Longing to, sadly my fab-partner is not available today |
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holding out til tomorrow.....maybe! |
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By *EAT..85Woman 31 weeks ago
Nottingham |
I got Cock blocked today by my daughter being off sick We finished a series we were watching though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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Good stuff guys |
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"Good stuff guys "
Are you? I know your boys got bent over on Tuesday night by King Kai but we won’t dwell on that |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 31 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Meh, no thanks, I'm already feeling fucked. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 31 weeks ago
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I’ve added it to my to do list |
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Urghh no. Friday night. Get me to my bed.... alone! |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Maybe. Not certain as of now. |
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By *raigxMan 31 weeks ago
Northampton |
Pretty much every day. High sex drive. My curse |
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Yes every day but sex doesn't pay the bills |
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Yah.
Needed today, it's been a while, going to ride that dick like it's going out of fashion
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Nope |
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Yes, I think I'd quite like this. |
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"Good stuff guys "
I wouldn't say no to a good stuffing. I am tired tho. |
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Just a hug. Maybe a boob squish or some boobs squished on me.
Sex later would be good though. Hugs needed first
MrsAbz |
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By *ungsMan 31 weeks ago
penkridge |
"Good stuff guys
I wouldn't say no to a good stuffing. I am tired tho. "
mmmmm xx |
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Of course I do, but like a lummox I went and got more piercings last weekend and I can't even be a sad wanker right now : |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Does a wank count |
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Thanks but I have had sex today already. |
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By *RWoodyCouple 31 weeks ago
Lincolnshire |
Yes very much so. Chance of it happening? - a big zero
J x |
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By *rx1Couple 31 weeks ago
North of Okehampton, South of Bideford |
Just going to have a bath, do my hair and make-up. Get my heels and stockings on and dress as a sexy secretary. Have some pictures taken and take down my Husband Dick-tation...(Pix later)
Im sure i will get a shag out of it, if he has a mind to do it |
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By *rivateparts!Man 31 weeks ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
Yep, but I can't see it happening. |
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Yeh of course but not going to happen until tomorrow. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 23 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
I do, but I don't expect a queue of volunteers. |
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I’d love to have sex today but it seems unlikely |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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I’d not say no to an intriguing eye opening offer |
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Yep, later on. She's asked me to fuck her like I hate her. Who am I to refuse |
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No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired |
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I’d take it up the arse rather than watch the football |
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"Yep, later on. She's asked me to fuck her like I hate her. Who am I to refuse "
Can't wait |
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired "
What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards? |
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired "
Forget shaving the legs, kets hust crack on |
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"Yes, but I won’t "
me and you both hun |
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"I’d take it up the arse rather than watch the football "
hed give it you up the arse whilst watching footy |
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired
What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards? "
I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before |
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired
What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?
I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before "
always start somewhere |
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By *agatoXXXMan 23 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired
What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?
I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before "
Do you not have a lackey to do that for you? |
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired
What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?
I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before "
Well.... they say you should always try something once. |
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"Well I offered but....."
There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it |
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"No I haven't shaved my legs and I'm tired
What about if I shave your legs first and pull your nightie down afterwards?
I don't think I've ever had someone else shave my legs before
Do you not have a lackey to do that for you?"
I reckon I could go for this lol |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 23 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I could do with it. Alas I'm busy.
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"Well I offered but....."
no way did you get turned down, their loss  |
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"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it "
I only speak the truth |
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"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it
I only speak the truth "
Get that bum down here.
I'll fill you night with pleasure.
After 5 minutes of sex. |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"Well I offered but....."
In the mood to be tempted? |
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"Well I offered but..... no way did you get turned down, their loss "
Honest |
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"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it
I only speak the truth
Get that bum down here.
I'll fill you night with pleasure.
After 5 minutes of sex. "
Best 5 minutes of my year |
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Again?....fine!....if i have to i suppose! |
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"Well I offered but.....There's no way you got refused. Nope, not having it
I only speak the truth
Get that bum down here.
I'll fill you night with pleasure.
After 5 minutes of sex.
Best 5 minutes of my year "
Ok. 10 mins, if we do it twice |
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By *ookie46Woman 23 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
One hundred per cent |
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