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Seeing as it's St George's Day, I'll have the full English please with extra gammon.
However, if the gravy boat turns up at my table then I shall be sending it straight back. |
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"Seeing as it's St George's Day, I'll have the full English please with extra gammon.
However, if the gravy boat turns up at my table then I shall be sending it straight back."
Rest assured we do not serve gravy with breakfast  |
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you? 
Plenty of coffee and a avocado poached eggs on toast please darling  x
As you asked so nicely "
I always ask nicely and thankyou and can I do something in return for you ? x |
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Plenty of coffee and a avocado poached eggs on toast please darling x
As you asked so nicely
I always ask nicely and thankyou and can I do something in return for you ? x"
Yes, can you pop that toaster please  |
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"Two hash browns. One croissant but it has to be freshly baked.
And seeing as it's a fictional café and seasons don't apply, a pumpkin spice latte."
All of our menu items are cooked and baked fresh, of course coming right up |
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Plenty of coffee and a avocado poached eggs on toast please darling x
As you asked so nicely
I always ask nicely and thankyou and can I do something in return for you ? x
Yes, can you pop that toaster please "
Certainly this could be the best breakfast I ever have x |
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"Bacon sausage egg barm cake please.
Cup of builders tea to go with it please. X
Of course, a barm cake is just a bap right?
Nooooooo boobs are baps.
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Oh. Eh?
Bacon, sausage and egg on some sort of bread type thingamajig |
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"Bacon sausage egg barm cake please.
Cup of builders tea to go with it please. X
Of course, a barm cake is just a bap right?
Nooooooo boobs are baps.
Oh. Eh?
Bacon, sausage and egg on some sort of bread type thingamajig "
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"Morning, just a big bowl of Ready Brek and a huge vat of Yorkshire tea please. Any chance of some syrup on the ready brek though ?
Many thanks "
It is a crime to serve ready brek without syrup here |
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"I'd love a bacon and egg Sarni, but holiday in 3 weeks means just coffee for me...
A calorie-less bacon and egg sarnie coming right up "
That was an option!? You may just be the perfect woman!
In that case I'll have some crumpets, Eggs Benedict and a tunnocks teacake to finish. |
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"I'd love a bacon and egg Sarni, but holiday in 3 weeks means just coffee for me...
A calorie-less bacon and egg sarnie coming right up
That was an option!? You may just be the perfect woman!
In that case I'll have some crumpets, Eggs Benedict and a tunnocks teacake to finish. "
We aim to please, all of our menu items have calorieless options |
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"I'd love a bacon and egg Sarni, but holiday in 3 weeks means just coffee for me...
A calorie-less bacon and egg sarnie coming right up
That was an option!? You may just be the perfect woman!
In that case I'll have some crumpets, Eggs Benedict and a tunnocks teacake to finish.
We aim to please, all of our menu items have calorieless options "
Well in that case I'll take you too! |
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"Please may I have a Cappuccino with a chocolate sprinkle design of some boobies on top?
This will fill my heart with much joy "
We actively encourage naughty chocolate sprinkle designs, you should see our stencils |
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"Seeing as it's St George's Day, I'll have the full English please... "
I will have whatever my erstwhile lookalike, Shakespeare, would have had on his birthday.
Accompanied, of course, by Nell Gwyn's juicy oranges. |
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Good morning beautiful Bella 
Can I please have a snog followed by a gallon of black coffee and a mound of McDs hash browns?
Thank you "
Bella, if you want to sub contract this one out, then I’m available, or better still we will deliver this together. |
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"Seeing as it's St George's Day, I'll have the full English please...
I will have whatever my erstwhile lookalike, Shakespeare, would have had on his birthday.
Accompanied, of course, by Nell Gwyn's juicy oranges."
Of course |
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Good morning beautiful Bella
Can I please have a snog followed by a gallon of black coffee and a mound of McDs hash browns?
Thank you "
Good morning gorgeous
Of course, plus another snog.. all part of the service  |
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Good morning beautiful Bella
Can I please have a snog followed by a gallon of black coffee and a mound of McDs hash browns?
Thank you
Bella, if you want to sub contract this one out, then I’m available, or better still we will deliver this together. "
Oi fiddles, I'm not sharing this one |
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"Is now open for your breakfast needs, what can I get you?
Good morning beautiful Bella
Can I please have a snog followed by a gallon of black coffee and a mound of McDs hash browns?
Thank you
Bella, if you want to sub contract this one out, then I’m available, or better still we will deliver this together.
Oi fiddles, I'm not sharing this one "
That’s a lot of hash browns for just the two of you. |
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By *del 1Man 23 weeks ago
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"Right sexy people that's me clocked off. My tip jar is full thank you  but who put the buttons in there  
Have a lovely day and may your cups be ever full "
Great shift today Bella! I am sure everyone definitely enjoyed their breakfast xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"Right sexy people that's me clocked off. My tip jar is full thank you but who put the buttons in there
Have a lovely day and may your cups be ever full
Great shift today Bella! I am sure everyone definitely enjoyed their breakfast xx"
Wait, people got food?!?? |
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