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"Have a wank before helicoptering. Then I'd have another wank before taking hundreds of pics all from different angles "Getting a good helicopter going isn't just going to happen on day one you know, it takes practice and skill. The wanking is easy though. Mr | |||
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"Have a wank before helicoptering. Then I'd have another wank before taking hundreds of pics all from different angles
Getting a good helicopter going isn't just going to happen on day one you know, it takes practice and skill.
The wanking is easy though.
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"Thankfully no change for me: I'd ·still continue· to do a sit down wee." You wilfully squander your ability for stand up weeing? Outrage | |||
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun." Just be careful of the cheese grater...us men learn that one early. | |||
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"Have a wank before helicoptering. Then I'd have another wank before taking hundreds of pics all from different angles
Getting a good helicopter going isn't just going to happen on day one you know, it takes practice and skill.
The wanking is easy though.
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun." Avoid the blender | |||
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun. Just be careful of the cheese grater...us men learn that one early." You’re right. OP, how long until we change back to our original gender? I’ll leave the cheese grater until last. | |||
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun." Toaster also a no | |||
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun. Avoid the blender " Naw...just make sure it's unplugged and full of greek yoghurt... I mean...Erm...I wouldn't know | |||
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun. Toaster also a no "I’m compiling a list of do’s and don’ts | |||
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun. Just be careful of the cheese grater...us men learn that one early. You’re right. OP, how long until we change back to our original gender? I’ll leave the cheese grater until last. " I reckon a week and we'll be begging to change back, it is long enough to realise the grass isn't greener. And I think a week is long enough to get a good helicopter going but also we'd probably have blisters and RSI in the wrists from all the wanking. | |||
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun. Toaster also a no
I’m compiling a list of do’s and don’ts "It's a very simple list Don't - 1. Leave plugged in 2. Cheese grater Do 1. Everything else | |||
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"I’d scratch my balls & fart. Just to find out why!!!! " You’ll understand once you do. | |||
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"Thankfully no change for me: I'd ·still continue· to do a sit down wee. · You wilfully squander your ability for stand up weeing? Outrage" • I live to shock and shock to love, my West Country lass. x | |||
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun. Just be careful of the cheese grater...us men learn that one early. You’re right. OP, how long until we change back to our original gender? I’ll leave the cheese grater until last. I reckon a week and we'll be begging to change back, it is long enough to realise the grass isn't greener. And I think a week is long enough to get a good helicopter going but also we'd probably have blisters and RSI in the wrists from all the wanking. " A week is good. A day and I’d still be ‘booooobs’ | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good "Oh yeah I'd be trying the male arse out too, I'd definitely be wanting to test what having a prostate is like. But you're on your own with the peanut kicking. . Ouchy, I don't have bollocks but just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes. | |||
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun. Just be careful of the cheese grater...us men learn that one early." Vacuum cleaners can be dangerous (so I've been told) and I'd avoid the waste disposal unit!! | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
Oh yeah I'd be trying the male arse out too, I'd definitely be wanting to test what having a prostate is like.
But you're on your own with the peanut kicking. . Ouchy, I don't have bollocks but just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes."If you’re doing the ball booting right pointy shoes. Jeeez. | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
Oh yeah I'd be trying the male arse out too, I'd definitely be wanting to test what having a prostate is like.
But you're on your own with the peanut kicking. . Ouchy, I don't have bollocks but just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes.
If you’re doing the ball booting right pointy shoes. Jeeez. "Just want the comparison to female pain and I am a bit of a masochist  | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
Oh yeah I'd be trying the male arse out too, I'd definitely be wanting to test what having a prostate is like.
But you're on your own with the peanut kicking. . Ouchy, I don't have bollocks but just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes.
If you’re doing the ball booting right pointy shoes. Jeeez.
Just want the comparison to female pain and I am a bit of a masochist "Fair enough, there’s guys that like that sort of thing, I’m wincing at thought of it myself | |||
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"I would take the opportunity to find EXACTLY WHERE the GSPOT IS!! "Meh... even if you found it, don't think you'd be able to find it again on someone else!! | |||
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"If you suddenly woke up one morning to discover everyone on the planet has changed gender. What would be the first thing you would try? Me, as it's in the morning I'd be needing a wee so I'd see how high up the shower wall I could pee. " Well I’m a guy so probably nothing original or different then what most guys say lol x | |||
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"If you suddenly woke up one morning to discover everyone on the planet has changed gender. What would be the first thing you would try? Me, as it's in the morning I'd be needing a wee so I'd see how high up the shower wall I could pee. " I'd have a wank and helicopter with my cock.. Carla | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good " that is going to be one painful lesson to learn. Wincing at the thought eep. You do realise that the testicles are external organs that can easily be ruptured by blunt force trauma? Regardless of whether it’s more painful or not to what your comparing it to, they’re not joking when they say you can do very serious damage from having that done that can easily land you in intensive care or possible worse from the shock or complications?  x | |||
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"If you suddenly woke up one morning to discover everyone on the planet has changed gender. What would be the first thing you would try? Me, as it's in the morning I'd be needing a wee so I'd see how high up the shower wall I could pee. I'd have a wank and helicopter with my cock.. Carla " Hahaha my ex was always fascinated when I did helicopter x | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
that is going to be one painful lesson to learn. Wincing at the thought eep. You do realise that the testicles are external organs that can easily be ruptured by blunt force trauma? Regardless of whether it’s more painful or not to what your comparing it to, they’re not joking when they say you can do very serious damage from having that done that can easily land you in intensive care or possible worse from the shock or complications? x"Yes but have you experienced a ruptured ovarian cyst, ectopic pregnancy, endometriosis, miscarriage, abortion or general bleeding monthly?….and more…This is the comparison I’d want to know x Oh I forgot vaginal and C section child birth | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
that is going to be one painful lesson to learn. Wincing at the thought eep. You do realise that the testicles are external organs that can easily be ruptured by blunt force trauma? Regardless of whether it’s more painful or not to what your comparing it to, they’re not joking when they say you can do very serious damage from having that done that can easily land you in intensive care or possible worse from the shock or complications? x
Yes but have you experienced a ruptured ovarian cyst, ectopic pregnancy, endometriosis, miscarriage, abortion or general bleeding monthly?….and more…This is the comparison I’d want to know x Oh I forgot vaginal and C section child birth "And I meant a light tap not ball busting | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
that is going to be one painful lesson to learn. Wincing at the thought eep. You do realise that the testicles are external organs that can easily be ruptured by blunt force trauma? Regardless of whether it’s more painful or not to what your comparing it to, they’re not joking when they say you can do very serious damage from having that done that can easily land you in intensive care or possible worse from the shock or complications? x
Yes but have you experienced a ruptured ovarian cyst, ectopic pregnancy, endometriosis, miscarriage, abortion or general bleeding monthly?….and more…This is the comparison I’d want to know x Oh I forgot vaginal and C section child birth " | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
that is going to be one painful lesson to learn. Wincing at the thought eep. You do realise that the testicles are external organs that can easily be ruptured by blunt force trauma? Regardless of whether it’s more painful or not to what your comparing it to, they’re not joking when they say you can do very serious damage from having that done that can easily land you in intensive care or possible worse from the shock or complications? x
Yes but have you experienced a ruptured ovarian cyst, ectopic pregnancy, endometriosis, miscarriage, abortion or general bleeding monthly?….and more…This is the comparison I’d want to know x Oh I forgot vaginal and C section child birth "No not experience any of those but would be in no rush to voluntarily elect to experience any either if presented with the opportunity to experience just so I can see which is more painful, especially at the expense of my health. All carry great risk to health and have serious consequences, being hit in the balls is no different. That one I have experienced and know and it nearly killed me when I was 13 true to complications streaming from the huge amount of damage the impact did. Definitely not questioning though that any of the above is any less dangerous | |||
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"If you suddenly woke up one morning to discover everyone on the planet has changed gender. What would be the first thing you would try? Me, as it's in the morning I'd be needing a wee so I'd see how high up the shower wall I could pee. " there are millions of transgender people who wish this could happen | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
that is going to be one painful lesson to learn. Wincing at the thought eep. You do realise that the testicles are external organs that can easily be ruptured by blunt force trauma? Regardless of whether it’s more painful or not to what your comparing it to, they’re not joking when they say you can do very serious damage from having that done that can easily land you in intensive care or possible worse from the shock or complications? x
Yes but have you experienced a ruptured ovarian cyst, ectopic pregnancy, endometriosis, miscarriage, abortion or general bleeding monthly?….and more…This is the comparison I’d want to know x Oh I forgot vaginal and C section child birth
No not experience any of those but would be in no rush to voluntarily elect to experience any either if presented with the opportunity to experience just so I can see which is more painful, especially at the expense of my health. All carry great risk to health and have serious consequences, being hit in the balls is no different. That one I have experienced and know and it nearly killed me when I was 13 true to complications streaming from the huge amount of damage the impact did. Definitely not questioning though that any of the above is any less dangerous "I’m sorry for what you experienced and sorry if I’ve triggered you. But my point is being missed that womens pain and health is still not taken seriously or given the research or attention needed. This is from a women who was told she had indigestion twice by doctors but actually had had 3 heart attacks in a week all because the check list is made for 40+ white males. So yes I’d want kicked in the balls to see how comparable it is then I’d sort out the medical bias ….. and I stand by that I’d also stick things up my bum to see how good it felt  | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
that is going to be one painful lesson to learn. Wincing at the thought eep. You do realise that the testicles are external organs that can easily be ruptured by blunt force trauma? Regardless of whether it’s more painful or not to what your comparing it to, they’re not joking when they say you can do very serious damage from having that done that can easily land you in intensive care or possible worse from the shock or complications? x
Yes but have you experienced a ruptured ovarian cyst, ectopic pregnancy, endometriosis, miscarriage, abortion or general bleeding monthly?….and more…This is the comparison I’d want to know x Oh I forgot vaginal and C section child birth
No not experience any of those but would be in no rush to voluntarily elect to experience any either if presented with the opportunity to experience just so I can see which is more painful, especially at the expense of my health. All carry great risk to health and have serious consequences, being hit in the balls is no different. That one I have experienced and know and it nearly killed me when I was 13 true to complications streaming from the huge amount of damage the impact did. Definitely not questioning though that any of the above is any less dangerous
I’m sorry for what you experienced and sorry if I’ve triggered you. But my point is being missed that womens pain and health is still not taken seriously or given the research or attention needed.
This is from a women who was told she had indigestion twice by doctors but actually had had 3 heart attacks in a week all because the check list is made for 40+ white males.
So yes I’d want kicked in the balls to see how comparable it is then I’d sort out the medical bias ….. and I stand by that I’d also stick things up my bum to see how good it felt "It's not fun I wouldn't try it haha | |||
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"If you suddenly woke up one morning to discover everyone on the planet has changed gender. What would be the first thing you would try? Me, as it's in the morning I'd be needing a wee so I'd see how high up the shower wall I could pee. " | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
that is going to be one painful lesson to learn. Wincing at the thought eep. You do realise that the testicles are external organs that can easily be ruptured by blunt force trauma? Regardless of whether it’s more painful or not to what your comparing it to, they’re not joking when they say you can do very serious damage from having that done that can easily land you in intensive care or possible worse from the shock or complications? x
Yes but have you experienced a ruptured ovarian cyst, ectopic pregnancy, endometriosis, miscarriage, abortion or general bleeding monthly?….and more…This is the comparison I’d want to know x Oh I forgot vaginal and C section child birth
No not experience any of those but would be in no rush to voluntarily elect to experience any either if presented with the opportunity to experience just so I can see which is more painful, especially at the expense of my health. All carry great risk to health and have serious consequences, being hit in the balls is no different. That one I have experienced and know and it nearly killed me when I was 13 true to complications streaming from the huge amount of damage the impact did. Definitely not questioning though that any of the above is any less dangerous
I’m sorry for what you experienced and sorry if I’ve triggered you. But my point is being missed that womens pain and health is still not taken seriously or given the research or attention needed.
This is from a women who was told she had indigestion twice by doctors but actually had had 3 heart attacks in a week all because the check list is made for 40+ white males.
So yes I’d want kicked in the balls to see how comparable it is then I’d sort out the medical bias ….. and I stand by that I’d also stick things up my bum to see how good it felt "No not triggered, just not sure how it’ll help with the issues you mentioned in any way? Generally though when it comes to reproductive organs, woman get far support then men. I’ve not seen the form though for heart disease, though I do know a lot more males above forty suffer with heart disease but I don’t thinks thats the guys fault or deliberate attempt by the NHS to discriminate. It’s simple because heart disease in males 40+ was out of control and made up the majority of patient and so they zeroed in on that. Just like breast cancer with woman compared to screening for men for breast cancer. None of it makes it right though to focus on one gender with a particular illness that both genders suffer from. However it does just seem to trivialise serious assault against males when saying something to try like getting your nipples pierced when what it really is, is an exceptionally dangerous thing to do to someone else and should never even enter a person mind to do unless it’s to protect their saftey. It’s just as horrifying to hear as it would be to here a guy saying they’d want to get pregnant and then neck a bottle of vodka to experience that a miscarriage is like to see if it really that bad. It makes things sound so mater of fact or no bigger a deal then sticking something up your butt. They’re worlds apart and nothing like what you see in porn or kink shows when it’s done by someone intentionally trying to hurt someone else and people are so ignorant of the damage it can cause. I see it all the time and they’re sad need to trivialise what other suffer. It’s really sad to see how unaware people are to how serious a thing it is to do to someone with life altering consequences, which is very different from using anal sex toys. Honestly I’m just trying to raise awareness to end the cavalier attitude so many people have about committing such a violent act against a male as it no more acceptable then what you’ve described suffering. Any pain or suffering should be treated with nothing but empathy and understanding. | |||
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"I’d scratch my balls & fart. Just to find out why!!!! " | |||
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"Where’s this G spot thing women keep talking about " G'spot is near Portsmouth ... IYKYK | |||
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"Join fabguys " I would not recommend that site it is pretty rank haha | |||
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"Join fabguys I would not recommend that site it is pretty rank haha" But it's got allllllll the penis. | |||
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"Join fabguys I would not recommend that site it is pretty rank haha But it's got allllllll the penis. " Yes but what they are attached too on there though. In other words only join if you not fussy. I am fussy so never last on there | |||
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"Join fabguys I would not recommend that site it is pretty rank haha But it's got allllllll the penis. Yes but what they are attached too on there though. In other words only join if you not fussy. I am fussy so never last on there "I'm waking up as a guy. I'm not fussy. | |||
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"Do a stand up wee Wang it around a bit for laughs Go have sex In that order" lol Wang it around lol . | |||
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"If it was a hot day I'd plan to enjoy the novelty of walking around in public with no top on, then sit on public transport with my legs spread wide while the women either side of me make themselves as tiny as possible to avoid touching me. In reality I probably wouldn't make it out of the house as I'd be too mesmerised by my own ballsack doing that weird tightening and softening thing. Nell" I shine a torch through it from behind and then it's my organic lava lamp | |||
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"If it was a hot day I'd plan to enjoy the novelty of walking around in public with no top on, then sit on public transport with my legs spread wide while the women either side of me make themselves as tiny as possible to avoid touching me. In reality I probably wouldn't make it out of the house as I'd be too mesmerised by my own ballsack doing that weird tightening and softening thing. Nell I shine a torch through it from behind and then it's my organic lava lamp "Genius! I need more tips like this. | |||
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"If you suddenly woke up one morning to discover everyone on the planet has changed gender. What would be the first thing you would try? Me, as it's in the morning I'd be needing a wee so I'd see how high up the shower wall I could pee. " For me I'd check the mirror fix my hair, pout, lift my breasts have a coffee then I'd pick my biggest heels and stumble down the road to have my nails done | |||
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"I’d scratch my balls & fart" Hell I can do that! "At least a day of ‘boooooobs’ "Mmmm I can do that too! Best of both worlds.... A wish cum true! Woohoo! | |||
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"Thankfully no change for me: I'd ·still continue· to do a sit down wee." This might be one of the most attractive things I've ever read on here | |||
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"Thankfully no change for me: I'd ·still continue· to do a sit down wee. This might be one of the most attractive things I've ever read on here "my toilet is under the pitch of the roof so i do to | |||
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"I’d boing all day long " let me guess you're Zebedee | |||
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"Join fabguys I would not recommend that site it is pretty rank haha But it's got allllllll the penis. Yes but what they are attached too on there though. In other words only join if you not fussy. I am fussy so never last on there
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"Explore my new body, work out what feels good. Once I'd got bored of playing with my very own boobies (is that possible?!?), might order some nipple tassels and practice twirling them (is that the female equivalent of helicoptering? Which seems surprisingly a popular answer)." Having breasts full time isn't that interesting | |||
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"I’d join fab & get all the meets, Cus obviously I know what us wimminz want "Yeah we already think that too. Await the custard pie-athon | |||
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"Do a stand up wee Wang it around a bit for laughs Go have sex In that order" First two would be easy and satisfying, for the third, take your wallet, only way to guarantee being able to just "go have sex" as a man  | |||
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"Explore my new body, work out what feels good. Once I'd got bored of playing with my very own boobies (is that possible?!?), might order some nipple tassels and practice twirling them (is that the female equivalent of helicoptering? Which seems surprisingly a popular answer). Having breasts full time isn't that interesting "Maybe it's just the allure of wanting what you've not got  | |||
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"Get man flu so I can see if he's just a big baby or not " | |||
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"Get man flu so I can see if he's just a big baby or not "Why would you want to suffer so much? | |||
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"If you suddenly woke up one morning to discover everyone on the planet has changed gender. What would be the first thing you would try? Me, as it's in the morning I'd be needing a wee so I'd see how high up the shower wall I could pee. " Lol. My partner is disgusted when I point out the markings on the wall where our lad, her brother and me had a pissing up the wall competition. Her brother won, he cheated as he is ..... taller | |||
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"I’m definitely sticking my penis inside everything! Just for fun." Just avoid stuff you want to eat after it maybe fun but wasting food is a sin  | |||
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"Get man flu so I can see if he's just a big baby or not
Why would you want to suffer so much?"It'd be fun to be sick without having to actually fucking do anything. Just like when I was a kid, a woman would take care of it for me! | |||
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"Get man flu so I can see if he's just a big baby or not
Why would you want to suffer so much?
It'd be fun to be sick without having to actually fucking do anything. Just like when I was a kid, a woman would take care of it for me!"I wish I’d been that lucky | |||
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"I'd get on a trampoline in the nip. No boobs trying to knock me out and the laugh of seeing my knob flopping all over the place. Yes I'd have a stand up wee and a wank and go for a walk at 2am with no fear for personal safety, but it would be mostly just trampolining." If I'm ever out in the dark I worry about my safety, I'll not put both headphones in and keep an eye on people \cars around me. Though I'm more worried youd want to stand up to wank! | |||
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"I'd get on a trampoline in the nip. No boobs trying to knock me out and the laugh of seeing my knob flopping all over the place. Yes I'd have a stand up wee and a wank and go for a walk at 2am with no fear for personal safety, but it would be mostly just trampolining. If I'm ever out in the dark I worry about my safety, I'll not put both headphones in and keep an eye on people \cars around me. Though I'm more worried youd want to stand up to wank!" Hadn't thought of a stand up wank but I'd probably give it a go! | |||
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"I want to feel that relief women claim to have when they take a bra off.... like you all hype it up and I want to know if its really that good "Omg it is the best feeling EVER, but you have to get the bra on in the first place, do you think you'll manage that? | |||
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"Knowing my luck I'd probably be on my period so I guess dig out a hot water bottle "Just lay a towel down (not a white towel) and get wanking to release those endorphins and you'll be fine | |||
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"I want to feel that relief women claim to have when they take a bra off.... like you all hype it up and I want to know if its really that good
Omg it is the best feeling EVER, but you have to get the bra on in the first place, do you think you'll manage that? "That first underboob scratch when the bra comes off!  | |||
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"I want to feel that relief women claim to have when they take a bra off.... like you all hype it up and I want to know if its really that good
Omg it is the best feeling EVER, but you have to get the bra on in the first place, do you think you'll manage that? "It's just like taking one off except in reverse... how hard can it be (probably shooting myself in the foot now haha) | |||
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"I would definitely try my new tuppence out for good measure "40 points for use of the word tuppence. | |||
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"I wish this would happen to a lot of people on this site. You might then have an idea what gender dysphoria is like......." My thoughts exactly. | |||
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"I would definitely try my new tuppence out for good measure "Tuppence! That's cute. Mine prefers to be called spam purse. | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S" When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry. | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry." This is why you make the list the night before, while the lady brain is still engaged | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry. This is why you make the list the night before, while the lady brain is still engaged "Won’t help when you get overexcited and stick it in the toaster by accident | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry." I've already typed up my list. Don't worry. I'm just eating s pot noodle for lunch and I think I should add that to my list. | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry. I've already typed up my list. Don't worry. I'm just eating s pot noodle for lunch and I think I should add that to my list. " Pot Noodle? Level of deviancy depends on flavour I guess. | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry. I've already typed up my list. Don't worry. I'm just eating s pot noodle for lunch and I think I should add that to my list. Pot Noodle? Level of deviancy depends on flavour I guess." It's a posh one. A Nissin Cup. I'm a classy lady. | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry. I've already typed up my list. Don't worry. I'm just eating s pot noodle for lunch and I think I should add that to my list. Pot Noodle? Level of deviancy depends on flavour I guess. It's a posh one. A Nissin Cup. I'm a classy lady. " Oooooooh! | |||
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"I would go around with my hands down the front of my joggers (why do guys actually do this) & if on public transport I would sit there with my legs wide open & make it awkward for anyone to sit by me again why do guys do this are your balls that big you can’t sit in a more appropriate way "I'm 6ft4... I barely fit on public transport, never mind being able to sit normally on it haha | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry. This is why you make the list the night before, while the lady brain is still engaged
Won’t help when you get overexcited and stick it in the toaster by accident "Are we even the same species? I'm not even sure how the hell that would happen | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry. This is why you make the list the night before, while the lady brain is still engaged
Won’t help when you get overexcited and stick it in the toaster by accident
Are we even the same species? I'm not even sure how the hell that would happen "If you ever see list of A&E ‘incidents’ involving men.. | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry. This is why you make the list the night before, while the lady brain is still engaged
Won’t help when you get overexcited and stick it in the toaster by accident
Are we even the same species? I'm not even sure how the hell that would happen
If you ever see list of A&E ‘incidents’ involving men.."I can understand sticking something in you. I may or may not have been tempted in the past. A toaster?! | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S When you get a Willy you forget how to make lists, sorry. This is why you make the list the night before, while the lady brain is still engaged
Won’t help when you get overexcited and stick it in the toaster by accident
Are we even the same species? I'm not even sure how the hell that would happen
If you ever see list of A&E ‘incidents’ involving men..
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"Simply enjoy the lack of society pressure to be everything to everyone." That wouldn't change | |||
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"I’d immediately start colour coordinating my nail polish, shoes and handbags "You'd make a way better woman than me! | |||
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"I’d immediately start colour coordinating my nail polish, shoes and handbags
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"I’d immediately start colour coordinating my nail polish, shoes and handbags
You'd make a way better woman than me!
I’d also make a point of buying shoes, bags and nail varnishes in every conceivable colour "Stop it! You're making me feel inadequate now, I'm lucky if I can get my underwear to match! | |||
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You'd make a way better woman than me!
I’d also make a point of buying shoes, bags and nail varnishes in every conceivable colour
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"I'd head straight to my nearest gay bar and find myself another nice female to take home "A lesbian fling didn’t occur to me, I was still on booobs. | |||
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"If you suddenly woke up one morning to discover everyone on the planet has changed gender. What would be the first thing you would try? Me, as it's in the morning I'd be needing a wee so I'd see how high up the shower wall I could pee. " All women would be absolutely fucked suddenly being men! The tables would truly turn | |||
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"I’d scratch my balls & fart. Just to find out why!!!! " There’s a pressure release valve just behind the scrotum, didn’t they tell you about it in Sex Ed? It’s the same reason manspreading happens- out of consideration for our fellow passengers, us men spread our legs to avoid gassing the entire carriage if the train brakes unexpectedly. | |||
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"I’d immediately start colour coordinating my nail polish, shoes and handbags
You'd make a way better woman than me!
I’d also make a point of buying shoes, bags and nail varnishes in every conceivable colour
Stop it! You're making me feel inadequate now, I'm lucky if I can get my underwear to match! "Make it easy on yourself, you don’t need to coordinate if you go commando. | |||
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"I have a list (because I'm a woman and we do love a list) of things I'd put my willy in: Custard Jelly Soil A cushion Cake Fizzy pop S" I’d avoid the soil if I was you, that’s where necrotising fasciitis bacteria live. Also, you might make an earthworm feel really strange new feelings. | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
that is going to be one painful lesson to learn. Wincing at the thought eep. You do realise that the testicles are external organs that can easily be ruptured by blunt force trauma? Regardless of whether it’s more painful or not to what your comparing it to, they’re not joking when they say you can do very serious damage from having that done that can easily land you in intensive care or possible worse from the shock or complications? x
Yes but have you experienced a ruptured ovarian cyst, ectopic pregnancy, endometriosis, miscarriage, abortion or general bleeding monthly?….and more…This is the comparison I’d want to know x Oh I forgot vaginal and C section child birth
No not experience any of those but would be in no rush to voluntarily elect to experience any either if presented with the opportunity to experience just so I can see which is more painful, especially at the expense of my health. All carry great risk to health and have serious consequences, being hit in the balls is no different. That one I have experienced and know and it nearly killed me when I was 13 true to complications streaming from the huge amount of damage the impact did. Definitely not questioning though that any of the above is any less dangerous
I’m sorry for what you experienced and sorry if I’ve triggered you. But my point is being missed that womens pain and health is still not taken seriously or given the research or attention needed.
This is from a women who was told she had indigestion twice by doctors but actually had had 3 heart attacks in a week all because the check list is made for 40+ white males.
So yes I’d want kicked in the balls to see how comparable it is then I’d sort out the medical bias ….. and I stand by that I’d also stick things up my bum to see how good it felt
No not triggered, just not sure how it’ll help with the issues you mentioned in any way? Generally though when it comes to reproductive organs, woman get far support then men. I’ve not seen the form though for heart disease, though I do know a lot more males above forty suffer with heart disease but I don’t thinks thats the guys fault or deliberate attempt by the NHS to discriminate. It’s simple because heart disease in males 40+ was out of control and made up the majority of patient and so they zeroed in on that. Just like breast cancer with woman compared to screening for men for breast cancer. None of it makes it right though to focus on one gender with a particular illness that both genders suffer from. However it does just seem to trivialise serious assault against males when saying something to try like getting your nipples pierced when what it really is, is an exceptionally dangerous thing to do to someone else and should never even enter a person mind to do unless it’s to protect their saftey. It’s just as horrifying to hear as it would be to here a guy saying they’d want to get pregnant and then neck a bottle of vodka to experience that a miscarriage is like to see if it really that bad. It makes things sound so mater of fact or no bigger a deal then sticking something up your butt. They’re worlds apart and nothing like what you see in porn or kink shows when it’s done by someone intentionally trying to hurt someone else and people are so ignorant of the damage it can cause. I see it all the time and they’re sad need to trivialise what other suffer. It’s really sad to see how unaware people are to how serious a thing it is to do to someone with life altering consequences, which is very different from using anal sex toys. Honestly I’m just trying to raise awareness to end the cavalier attitude so many people have about committing such a violent act against a male as it no more acceptable then what you’ve described suffering. Any pain or suffering should be treated with nothing but empathy and understanding."You are seriously miss informed about the support women get medical and your theory on heart issues. Do some homework. I was not trivialising or suggesting male assault is ok. I was honestly curious about this pain. | |||
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You'd make a way better woman than me!
I’d also make a point of buying shoes, bags and nail varnishes in every conceivable colour
Stop it! You're making me feel inadequate now, I'm lucky if I can get my underwear to match!
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"If you suddenly woke up one morning to discover everyone on the planet has changed gender. What would be the first thing you would try? Me, as it's in the morning I'd be needing a wee so I'd see how high up the shower wall I could pee. I'd have a wank and helicopter with my cock.. Carla Hahaha my ex was always fascinated when I did helicopter x " I'd love to have a go lol | |||
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"If you suddenly woke up one morning to discover everyone on the planet has changed gender. What would be the first thing you would try? Me, as it's in the morning I'd be needing a wee so I'd see how high up the shower wall I could pee. All women would be absolutely fucked suddenly being men! The tables would truly turn "So we’re still getting fucked then? (Whichever way you choose to take that) | |||
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"I’d want kicked in the balls just to see if it does hurt that much and stick things up my butt just to see if that does feel so good
that is going to be one painful lesson to learn. Wincing at the thought eep. You do realise that the testicles are external organs that can easily be ruptured by blunt force trauma? Regardless of whether it’s more painful or not to what your comparing it to, they’re not joking when they say you can do very serious damage from having that done that can easily land you in intensive care or possible worse from the shock or complications? x
Yes but have you experienced a ruptured ovarian cyst, ectopic pregnancy, endometriosis, miscarriage, abortion or general bleeding monthly?….and more…This is the comparison I’d want to know x Oh I forgot vaginal and C section child birth
No not experience any of those but would be in no rush to voluntarily elect to experience any either if presented with the opportunity to experience just so I can see which is more painful, especially at the expense of my health. All carry great risk to health and have serious consequences, being hit in the balls is no different. That one I have experienced and know and it nearly killed me when I was 13 true to complications streaming from the huge amount of damage the impact did. Definitely not questioning though that any of the above is any less dangerous
I’m sorry for what you experienced and sorry if I’ve triggered you. But my point is being missed that womens pain and health is still not taken seriously or given the research or attention needed.
This is from a women who was told she had indigestion twice by doctors but actually had had 3 heart attacks in a week all because the check list is made for 40+ white males.
So yes I’d want kicked in the balls to see how comparable it is then I’d sort out the medical bias ….. and I stand by that I’d also stick things up my bum to see how good it felt
No not triggered, just not sure how it’ll help with the issues you mentioned in any way? Generally though when it comes to reproductive organs, woman get far support then men. I’ve not seen the form though for heart disease, though I do know a lot more males above forty suffer with heart disease but I don’t thinks thats the guys fault or deliberate attempt by the NHS to discriminate. It’s simple because heart disease in males 40+ was out of control and made up the majority of patient and so they zeroed in on that. Just like breast cancer with woman compared to screening for men for breast cancer. None of it makes it right though to focus on one gender with a particular illness that both genders suffer from. However it does just seem to trivialise serious assault against males when saying something to try like getting your nipples pierced when what it really is, is an exceptionally dangerous thing to do to someone else and should never even enter a person mind to do unless it’s to protect their saftey. It’s just as horrifying to hear as it would be to here a guy saying they’d want to get pregnant and then neck a bottle of vodka to experience that a miscarriage is like to see if it really that bad. It makes things sound so mater of fact or no bigger a deal then sticking something up your butt. They’re worlds apart and nothing like what you see in porn or kink shows when it’s done by someone intentionally trying to hurt someone else and people are so ignorant of the damage it can cause. I see it all the time and they’re sad need to trivialise what other suffer. It’s really sad to see how unaware people are to how serious a thing it is to do to someone with life altering consequences, which is very different from using anal sex toys. Honestly I’m just trying to raise awareness to end the cavalier attitude so many people have about committing such a violent act against a male as it no more acceptable then what you’ve described suffering. Any pain or suffering should be treated with nothing but empathy and understanding.
You are seriously miss informed about the support women get medical and your theory on heart issues. Do some homework.
I was not trivialising or suggesting male assault is ok. I was honestly curious about this pain. "That’s fair, I could very well be tbf and though I do try to keep up to date with medical issues etc I fully accept I could be completely be wrong sorry. Apologies I don’t think I worded the point I was trying to make at the time very well as I honestly didn’t think you was deliberately trivialising or actively promoting male violence or meant to suggest you where but like a lot of other stuff on social media, TV etc, things like that might inadvertently trivialise and further normalise violence against men in society. Which I also think is a big problem in society today that a lot of people are blind to. However, new day and with fresh eyes I think tbh I was looking way to deeply into things sorry. Overthinking things way to much as I sometimes do. I really appreciate your insights though and having the opportunity to discuss so I hope I’ve not caused any offence as that wasn’t my intention sorry | |||
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