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By *_Mr.K_x OP Man 24 weeks ago
Somewhere between Hades and Narnia |
Let's here your best Dad jokes!
I'll begin....
A man phones work and asks to speak to his boss. His boss picks up and the man says what's the difference between your daughter and this morning...
I'm not coming in this morning |
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Man walks into a library and asks the librarian "do you have that book for men with small penis's"
She checks the computer then says "I don't think it is in yet"
"yeah that's the one!!!" the man replies |
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Can’t believe these haven’t been posted already:
What’s brown and sticky?
A Stick.
What’s long, hard and carries semen?
A submarine.
And for the sickos…
What’s blue and screws old ladies?
The Tory party. |
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NEWS FLASH.
Huge explosion at......
1. French cheese factory, no one was hurt, but deBrie was everywhere
2. Nissan car factory, it is bad, it is raining Datsun cogs.
My sister has transitioned into a musical instrument. The family are in shock, mind you, I have always had my doubts about our Monica |
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"Let's here your best Dad jokes!
I'll begin....
A man phones work and asks to speak to his boss. His boss picks up and the man says what's the difference between your daughter and this morning...
I'm not coming in this morning"
Still trying to work that one out, 12 weeks later! |
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By *omCoyoteMan 12 weeks ago
Northern England |
"Q What's the difference between a set of bagpipes and a trampoline?
A You don't need to take your shoes off to jump on a set of bagpipes.
You’ll never take our freedom….! "
Ne'er mind her sexuality, I'd certainly take Mhairi Black - she's a top lass. |
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I had to leave my job at the soft drinks crushing factory because it was soda pressing.
People are usually shocked to find out what a bad electrician I am.
I don't always know which of my jokes is a dad joke, but when one is it soon becomes apparent. |
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