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By *ark73XXX OP Man 36 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

I know this has been done many times - it’s almost become a cliche itself - but it always makes me laugh.

I’ll start

Not looking to sleep with the whole site

Can’t meet at the drop of a hat

I know how this site works

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 36 weeks ago

Next Door

Not my 1st rodeo!

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By *isstinseltoesWoman 36 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Not my first rodeo

Genuine

Quality over quantity.

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By *isstinseltoesWoman 36 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I don't bite, unless asked.

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By *ark73XXX OP Man 36 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

"Not my 1st rodeo!"

Oh that is a classic

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 36 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Professional

Adonis

Fuck off

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By *ark73XXX OP Man 36 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

"I don't bite, unless asked. "

Another good one

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By *erry bull1Man 36 weeks ago

doncaster

Been here and know how it works

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By *uke OzadeMan 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

You know who you are

Which is helpful when it comes to personal identity

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By *ark73XXX OP Man 36 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

Single guys we will find you

Does Fab hand out scripts?

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By *isstinseltoesWoman 36 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Looking for a unicorn.

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By *cotsguyyMan 36 weeks ago

fife

Stop messaging me.

*Sob*

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By *ark73XXX OP Man 36 weeks ago

North Staffs/South Cheshire

"Stop messaging me.

*Sob*"

Steady now

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry

Single, discretion required, can only meet daytime in the week, and cant accommodate

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry

"Stop messaging me.

*Sob*"

did it work? Show me the formula to make this happen

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan 36 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I'm a professional

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 36 weeks ago

Next Door

vwe or bbc

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By *isstinseltoesWoman 36 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Why does nobody talk or meet (usually from a blank profile).

I'm deleting my profile in x time.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 36 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Treat them with respect’

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 36 weeks ago

My Own Little World

VWE

BBC

No Face pic on first Message will be deleted

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By *zeroMan 36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Professional couple only looking for exceptional males.

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple 36 weeks ago

Middle England

Every holes a goal

The wanking dead

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By *d4fun73Man 36 weeks ago

Shipley

I'll get back to you!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman 36 weeks ago

Wherever

Lost login details to an old account so re verify me if you remember me (says profile with no pictures).

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By *og-ManMan 36 weeks ago

somewhere

Sydney University

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Where do I start?….

Don’t mention the clique….

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By *acavityMan 36 weeks ago

Redditch

"I know what I'm looking for"

but doesn't want to tell anybody.

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

""I know what I'm looking for"

but doesn't want to tell anybody."

Just ask….

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

"Where do I start?….

Don’t mention the clique….

#theyknowwho

^ another one.

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By *J the bullMan 36 weeks ago

Washington

Won't meet unless verified

(on a profile with no verifications not even a green tick)

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By *ootyfruityCouple 36 weeks ago

andover

The good old “sky remote” photo

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By *idnight RamblerMan 36 weeks ago

Pershore

Profile help wanted

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By *ammy30Man 36 weeks ago

Manchester

Fill this in later

Can someone buy me a site pass?

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By *d4fun73Man 36 weeks ago

Shipley

Glory hole is open send pics!

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By *ot to giggleWoman 36 weeks ago

Coventry

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Husband is only available at the moment…

….

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

You only do well on here if you’re part of the clique

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By *melia DominaTV/TS 36 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Treat with Respect.... there's a Cliche on its own which stand head and shoulders above the rest.

You should treat everyone with respect regardless!!!

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By *mmaleiaWoman 36 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Man looking for a woman

Yer, this info is already on your profile …

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By *mmaleiaWoman 36 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Been here before, deleted & lost all my veris

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By *agnar73Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

DONT MESSAGE ME WITHOUT A FACE PIC

(Sorry it’s always in caps when I see it)

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By *ee69Man 36 weeks ago

glasgow

I’ll know it when I see it

Lol

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By *iddlesticksMan 36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Will fill in later.

That’s not my post, I’m just saying I’ll fill in later.

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By *uke OzadeMan 36 weeks ago

Ho Chi Minge City

*couples profile*

Male only available to meet

Male has permission to fuck other women but Mrs doesn’t play alone

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By *eyond PurityCouple 36 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

You may remember me from my last time so please veri me again, when they have just a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I like to lick pussy for hours

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 36 weeks ago

Leeds

Professional

Heavy cummer

Lick for hours

Knows how to use it (cock)

Mrs

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan 36 weeks ago

louth

No face pics due to my profession

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By *iddlesticksMan 36 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Will fill in later.

That’s not my post, I’m just saying I’ll fill in later.

Will fill in later.

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By *p4Fun7070Man 36 weeks ago

Leven

Hung/Vwe only

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By *orny-DJMan 36 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Those who come back to fab with a fresh blank profile, with no pictures asking to be re-verified by anyone who recognises them.

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By *isstinseltoesWoman 36 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Discreet or discrete.

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