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Funniest swear word in the world?
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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Are there any swear words that just make you laugh or words you can’t take seriously, even when they’re used in pure anger or disgust?
A friend of mine used the word minge yesterday when describing a fella (what a minge!!). I hadn’t heard the m-word since my school days, so I was transported back to being an awkward giggling Kevin or Perry. It didn’t help that my friend is also usually quite proper and sophisticated, so the minge outburst came without warning or expectation… 
Your bestest funny swear words or funny angryness situations please? Ta x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Flippin eckers like
Either that or
Cuntybollocks. "
I used to have a friend at uni who everyone just called cuntibollocks! I don’t think many people, including me, knew his actual name…  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"I have a friend who called someone in anger a nobblyflob once, no idea what it means but it had me in bits!"
I’m not going to google it! It’s probably some filthy sex act! I’ve been tricked by you lot before! |
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"(Fucking salad) always cracks me up that one does
In my mind I’m just seeing a person on a diet shouting at their dinner plate? "
Someone’s going to say the warm apple pie scenario for (fuxking salad )  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Cunt sniff  , heard it as a teen
Omg you said the C-word! Maybe mufflesnuffler could replace it
I didn’t know I wasn’t permitted  it can’t be replaced because it was someone else’s rage word and I personally like the C-bomb  "
I’ll allow it
I use it lots myself, but I think my friends just cover their ears |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Thundercunt was my favourite whilst in the Navy. I can’t remember the last time anyone was deserving of that and I’ve moved away from the Cbomb and cleaned up my act. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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""Knob jocky" is definitely one of my faves but, I like "insults" that aren't actually rude too like "Plank" or "plumb""
Mix ‘em up, like you fucking banana! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"I read a comment on social media - “you look like yer heed is full eh shops but they’re all shut”
No swear words but it got the message across nicely "
That’s like a better version of the lights are on! Borrowing that!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I read a comment on social media - “you look like yer heed is full eh shops but they’re all shut”
No swear words but it got the message across nicely
That’s like a better version of the lights are on! Borrowing that! "
Yes! I thought it was pretty clever |
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"Poopoohead
Yours is minge, don’t lie!  
Horrid word.
Who’d have thought you’d end up liking minge!
(I had to correct autocorrect there on liking!)"
I would say liking and licking minge would be equally negative in my brain. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Poopoohead
Yours is minge, don’t lie!
Horrid word.
Who’d have thought you’d end up liking minge!
(I had to correct autocorrect there on liking!)
I would say liking and licking minge would be equally negative in my brain. "
I’m not averse to it…  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 36 weeks ago
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This is a bit niche, but we had a corporal during basic training in the SADF who had a knack for cracking us all up with elaborate insults. He used to call recruits an "etter blaps" (it's Afrikaans) - literally translated, "pre-cum mistake"; someone conceived by such a mistake that it was pre-cum that got their mum pregnant, not even a proper ejaculation. It's just so gloriously demeaning, and not nearly as punchy in English |
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"Poopoohead
Yours is minge, don’t lie!
Horrid word.
Who’d have thought you’d end up liking minge!
(I had to correct autocorrect there on liking!)
I would say liking and licking minge would be equally negative in my brain.
I’m not averse to it… "
I did mean to add that this was not a post deriding those that do appreciate the m*nge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"Poopoohead
Yours is minge, don’t lie!
Horrid word.
Who’d have thought you’d end up liking minge!
(I had to correct autocorrect there on liking!)
I would say liking and licking minge would be equally negative in my brain.
I’m not averse to it…
I did mean to add that this was not a post deriding those that do appreciate the m*nge"
Omg that’s twice you’ve said it now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"This is a bit niche, but we had a corporal during basic training in the SADF who had a knack for cracking us all up with elaborate insults. He used to call recruits an "etter blaps" (it's Afrikaans) - literally translated, "pre-cum mistake"; someone conceived by such a mistake that it was pre-cum that got their mum pregnant, not even a proper ejaculation. It's just so gloriously demeaning, and not nearly as punchy in English"
I love the SA. Pretty much anything they say sounds either funny or cool |
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"Poopoohead
Yours is minge, don’t lie!
Horrid word.
Who’d have thought you’d end up liking minge!
(I had to correct autocorrect there on liking!)
I would say liking and licking minge would be equally negative in my brain.
I’m not averse to it…
I did mean to add that this was not a post deriding those that do appreciate the m*nge
Omg that’s twice you’ve said it now! "
No I said m*unge, although that then reminded me of Mary, Mungo and Midge and has taken some of the innocence of childhood away |
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Big soft spot for "thundercunt" - it makes me laugh a lot, all contexts.
But the favourite is between friends, when one of us does something mind-bogglingly stupid or inexplicable. There's a pause, a look, and simply "You utter fuckwit".
Rarely can you be stripped of all ego and feel so loved at the same time. |
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"This is a bit niche, but we had a corporal during basic training in the SADF who had a knack for cracking us all up with elaborate insults. He used to call recruits an "etter blaps" (it's Afrikaans) - literally translated, "pre-cum mistake"; someone conceived by such a mistake that it was pre-cum that got their mum pregnant, not even a proper ejaculation. It's just so gloriously demeaning, and not nearly as punchy in English"
They also had “the best part of you ran down your moms leg” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 36 weeks ago
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"It's not a swear word but I love ...numpty...just makes me chuckle "
Numpty is great! I think the less sweary people new can be more affective, it’s like you’re telling someone they’re a complete bellend without going low or getting angry |
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