"Provided you cleaned your arse, I'd go arse lol ... licking eyeballs is really weird lol
No it would be filthy and hairy  "
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"Provided you cleaned your arse, I'd go arse lol ... licking eyeballs is really weird lol
No it would be filthy and hairy
Ah well that's what they invented toothpaste , toothbrushes and mouthwash for "
I don't think that was the reason |
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"Provided you cleaned your arse, I'd go arse lol ... licking eyeballs is really weird lol
No it would be filthy and hairy
Ah well that's what they invented toothpaste , toothbrushes and mouthwash for
I don't think that was the reason "
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"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?
My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong
Ooh I like dark eyes  "
They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could |
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"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?
My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong
Ooh I like dark eyes
They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could "
Mine are blue... swap?? |
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"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?
My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong
Ooh I like dark eyes
They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could
Mine are blue... swap?? "
No I want green |
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"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?
My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong
Ooh I like dark eyes
They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could
Mine are blue... swap??
No I want green "
Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol |
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"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?
My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong
Ooh I like dark eyes
They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could
Mine are blue... swap??
No I want green
Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol"
Yeah mine are still really good |
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"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?
My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong
Ooh I like dark eyes
They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could
Mine are blue... swap??
No I want green
Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol
Yeah mine are still really good "
I'm turning green here ... First you're having ALL the sex AND you have proper working eyes .... might as well chuck myself on the scrap heap now |
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"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?
My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong
Ooh I like dark eyes
They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could
Mine are blue... swap??
No I want green
Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol
Yeah mine are still really good
I'm turning green here ... First you're having ALL the sex AND you have proper working eyes .... might as well chuck myself on the scrap heap now "
You'll have to go ask if they have any spare |
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"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?
My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong
Ooh I like dark eyes
They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could
Mine are blue... swap??
No I want green
Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol
Yeah mine are still really good
I'm turning green here ... First you're having ALL the sex AND you have proper working eyes .... might as well chuck myself on the scrap heap now
You'll have to go ask if they have any spare "
Spare eyes?? yeah... could do with bionic ones really x |
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"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?
My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong
Ooh I like dark eyes
They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could
Mine are blue... swap??
No I want green
Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol
Yeah mine are still really good
I'm turning green here ... First you're having ALL the sex AND you have proper working eyes .... might as well chuck myself on the scrap heap now
You'll have to go ask if they have any spare
Spare eyes?? yeah... could do with bionic ones really x"
I'm sure they will be available in the future |
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"Why wouldn’t I like your eye?
My eyes are lovely and deep brown, I don't think they're good to lick though but I could be wrong
Ooh I like dark eyes
They're popular, I'd swap them for green ones though if I could
Mine are blue... swap??
No I want green
Actually you wouldn't want my eyes anyway they're completely fucked lol
Yeah mine are still really good
I'm turning green here ... First you're having ALL the sex AND you have proper working eyes .... might as well chuck myself on the scrap heap now
You'll have to go ask if they have any spare
Spare eyes?? yeah... could do with bionic ones really x
I'm sure they will be available in the future "
I can but hope! I'll probably be blind by then lol |
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"Can I tickle your balls instead?
*eyeballs!!
Tickling my balls wasn't on the list, how about I meet you halfway and make them sweaty first?
Ohhh sweaty balls "
You got to lick them though, tickling isn't allowed |
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By *nnCeeWoman 30 weeks ago
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I'd take the eyeballs. Unless I could give the chocolate starfish a darned good scrub first.
Death, preferably peacefully, whilst asleep. Not sure the passengers on the bus would appreciate it though... |
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I reckon a bit too much sun would be enough for you