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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ya! - I salute you!

Yes indeed, this is the place to have a good old fashioned moan about anything and everything.

The more moany the better in fact.

The weather’s shit? Fucking crap ain’t it?

The price of bread is a fucking con? Wankers!

This thread is fucking shite? I agree wholeheartedly.

Anyway, whinge away my fine folks and let us console ourselves in our combined cuntitude

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I’m working a shitty paying fucking job to be abused all day long by ugly souled ungrateful people in a dark cramp little fucking office and the economy is fucked so no matter how much I save it’ll never be enough and I’m always fucking alone and I’m always in pain but the weather is getting better now

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 37 weeks ago

Leeds

I don’t like Honda jazz drivers. It really breaks my soul when I see one on the road infront.

The mr

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 37 weeks ago

Pontypool


"I don’t like Honda jazz drivers. It really breaks my soul when I see one on the road infront.

The mr "

I have a list of car models, the Jazz is on the list, but so many more.

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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago

Dorchester

I've never known it to rain so much, i mean its ridicularse

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By *uri00620Woman 37 weeks ago

Croydon


"I don’t like Honda jazz drivers. It really breaks my soul when I see one on the road infront.

The mr "

Oh that might be my next car

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman 37 weeks ago

Somewhere

I don't get enough sex. The sex is do get is mediocre. I hate the rain, my house, my family, my job... Yes, I could change it all. But it's not that easy

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By *iscean_dreamMan 37 weeks ago

Llanelli

I'm pissed at the lottery for emailing me I'd won but had to wait till morning to find out I'd won 4 quid because it doesn't let you use the app after a certain time

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple 37 weeks ago

manchester


"Ya! - I salute you!

Yes indeed, this is the place to have a good old fashioned moan about anything and everything.

The more moany the better in fact.

The weather’s shit? Fucking crap ain’t it?

The price of bread is a fucking con? Wankers!

This thread is fucking shite? I agree wholeheartedly.

Anyway, whinge away my fine folks and let us console ourselves in our combined cuntitude

"

Shut the fuck up

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By *rill PhilMan 37 weeks ago

Crediton

I spend too much time on my own. Not because people do t want to see me but, because I simply don't have the energy to go out 90% of the time. Its shit.

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By *mmaleiaWoman 37 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Why won’t my 20 year old leave home so I can live in a truck

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 37 weeks ago

Essex

I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him.

Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Everyone is all for themselves

Work

Colleagues

Fuck that

I live in a shitty flat in a shitty town. Full of shitty people who actually have no morals no respect.

Shopping..cheap mince in Asda is £6,offering me turkey mince that looks like processed fat. Shitty food shitty prices ..wages are shitty too

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By *rumguy1982Man 37 weeks ago

Birmingham

Work annoys me

People annoy me

The price of food annoys me

This site fucking annoys me

Il get my coat

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

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By *iscean_dreamMan 37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!"

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 37 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

I have an allocated parking space under a tree. I'd like to shoot every birdie that roosts there and shits on my car.

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By *iscean_dreamMan 37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year

"

You haven't tasted my sausage

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

The person who was supposed to fix our car today but left us waiting for almost two hours just to cancel, is a major twat!

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year

You haven't tasted my sausage "

I'm vegan

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year

You haven't tasted my sausage "

For God's sake don't burn your sausage

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 37 weeks ago

Essex


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year"

In!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

…. I have nothing

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By *orace99Man 37 weeks ago

York

I would complain about the totally shitty weather but today I had a half day due to not being able to work out in the rain.

Customers garden resembled a swimming pool

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Fucking people. Honestly, have you met most of them? Ugh.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"I spend too much time on my own. Not because people do t want to see me but, because I simply don't have the energy to go out 90% of the time. Its shit. "

I love home comforts after 48 hrs shifts I do enjoy vegetating

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman 37 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm tired, having a post "child was home for a weekend" slump, knackered myself hoovering and mopping, tried to nap but just laid with my eyes shut and it's day 6 of my period that was a week late. Also skint, can't afford to go visit people and missing going to gigs. Woe is me

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By *iscean_dreamMan 37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year

You haven't tasted my sausage

I'm vegan"

That explains your moods

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By *iscean_dreamMan 37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year

You haven't tasted my sausage

For God's sake don't burn your sausage "

My bbq is high enough for that not to happen

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Life is fucking amazing........so suck it all up buttercups......

Mr

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

All these people showing off about how much sex they're having grrrrrr shut up already ...yes I'm looking at you PD

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By *iscean_dreamMan 37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year

In!!!!"

I'll send you a invite

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Local council shut 3 tips , and already the fly tipping has started up on the country roads .

Having to drive in or through Bradford is the biggest groany downer ever

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year

You haven't tasted my sausage

For God's sake don't burn your sausage

My bbq is high enough for that not to happen "

I mean imagine explaining THAT at a and e ...

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By *agerMorganMan 37 weeks ago

Canvey Island

I’m fucking tired of being left in limbo regarding my job. That and I’m tired of looking like fucking Shrek’s brother.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’m fucking tired of being left in limbo regarding my job. That and I’m tired of looking like fucking Shrek’s brother. "

you don't look like shreks brother you're gorgeous xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan 37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year

You haven't tasted my sausage

For God's sake don't burn your sausage

My bbq is high enough for that not to happen

I mean imagine explaining THAT at a and e ..."

They've seen worse that a singed sausage

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!

Fuck off already!

I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year

You haven't tasted my sausage

For God's sake don't burn your sausage

My bbq is high enough for that not to happen

I mean imagine explaining THAT at a and e ...

They've seen worse that a singed sausage "

Oh I know

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I don't get enough pussy to lick and fuck

This government is shit

.

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By *WB85Man 37 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Why are chocolate bars smaller yet the price tag higher!!!

Wankers!!!

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By *ad HardcoreMan 37 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

Oh, the sadly deceased Bill Hicks line:

"I'm gonna start a 'People Who Hate People' club: only problem is...I'll be the only one in it...'

And fuck you too OP, natch

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By *ea monkeyMan 37 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve had to go back to work today and it’s shit. Why can’t I just lie around all day?

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By *uri00620Woman 37 weeks ago

Croydon

I'm not going through insurance when a car hit me and he admitted fault last week.

It will still make my premium go up even though it wasn't down to me. And they'd write my car off and I can't go without one for work. So guy gets away with hitting me, my car looks like shit. Urgh.

Fuck off car insurance companies. Actually ANY insurance company

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By *ad HardcoreMan 37 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"Oh, the sadly deceased Bill Hicks line:

"I'm gonna start a 'People Who Hate People' club: only problem is...I'll be the only one in it...'

And fuck you too OP, natch "

Oh, and of course... fuck me too. Such a prick

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By *arker secrets 321Man 37 weeks ago

West Bromwich

Sick of my energy company ringing me saying I need 2 change my old electric meter and fit smart 1

No I fucking don't want or need 1 so please fuck off x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 37 weeks ago

Reading

I dont like people who don't like honda jazz drivers!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m awarding a gargantuan ‘Fuck you!’ accolade to those bastards who for reasons best known only to themselves, suddenly stop dead in the middle of crowds, on pavements etc and selfishly cause an obstruction to all around them.

I mean, shit - if doing statue impressions floats your boat then more power to you (you fucking weirdos) but at least have the common cunting courtesy to do it in a secluded place, aye?

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By *enuine MikeMan 37 weeks ago

Guildford

My Crypto portfolio is still in the red. When is it going to make me any fucking money. I'm a good few thousand pounds down for fuck sake.

Ice got arthritis in my fucking right hip and I've had to give up football, running. So I'm now fucking depressed and I'm putting on weight for sucks sake.

I dont have a girlfriend, can't even get a match on Tinder. That's how fucking bad it is.

And don't even get me started with this website. The only people that ever message me are gay blokes and I ain't fucking interested.

Other than that, I'm alright

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know those cunts who stand gawking blankly through shop windows whilst stood about six feet back in the middle of the pavement?

Well, you see that thing there by the window? That’s called a door. Now fuck off through it!

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By *ee69Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow


"I don’t like Honda jazz drivers. It really breaks my soul when I see one on the road infront.

The mr "

lol RPG the cunts , always in the way lol

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 37 weeks ago

Essex


"You know those cunts who stand gawking blankly through shop windows whilst stood about six feet back in the middle of the pavement?

Well, you see that thing there by the window? That’s called a door. Now fuck off through it!

"

. This tickled me

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 37 weeks ago

Staffordshire

You cretin.

Stop fucking calling me to book more work in and pay the invoices I have outstanding.

I don’t fucking care what’s going on in your over privileged family and I certainly don’t care about your wife’s Range Rover issues.

I’m very close to burying my estwing in your sternum.

Wanker.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 37 weeks ago

Staffordshire

This ^ should be in teas thread really.

*shrugs*

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Work the tuckers sent a message about smoking. Ffs I am not a smoker. Telling me not to roll my own indoors and keep my tobacco in my bag. I tell you this our job is damn fucking hard as fuck and this is how pathetic you are in treating your fucking staff. Threatening behaviour is acceptable..fucks sake it is not

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By *ad HardcoreMan 37 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket.

If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket?

False fucking advertising

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By *eekingfwbWoman 37 weeks ago

kent

Some of the men here

Not the first time today I’ve been offered money for my services…. Don’t know why men think it’s appropriate

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 37 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Some of the men here

Not the first time today I’ve been offered money for my services…. Don’t know why men think it’s appropriate "

Fuckers.

Would you clean my van for my last rolo?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 37 weeks ago

Coventry

i was going to moan but i got the job which means same money but working one day less so I now have a 3 day weekend and a 4 day working week !!! it can rain all it likes - im now perm working from home which means no commute in the pouring rain - did i say - I got the job - happy whinge day

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By *uri00620Woman 37 weeks ago

Croydon


"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket.

If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket?

False fucking advertising "

Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building?

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By *eekingfwbWoman 37 weeks ago

kent


"Some of the men here

Not the first time today I’ve been offered money for my services…. Don’t know why men think it’s appropriate

Fuckers.

Would you clean my van for my last rolo?"

Look we all know how important that last rolo is

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Oi grandma, you do you that if we don't speed the fuck up now we're going to be joining 70mph traffic at 30mph right? THATS FUCKING UNSAFE, SPEED THE FUCK UP, YOU MIGHT HAVE A DEATHWISH BUT I DON'T. And piss off with the "Ohhhh but its a limit not a target BS". Go take a driving test and tell me how long it takes for your instructor to fail you if you do 10mph in a 40 zone.

GREAAAAAAT, NOW YOU'VE MOVED OVER TO LANE 2 WHEN THERE WAS FUCK ALL IN LANE 1...NOW EVERYONE IS BOTH UNDERTAKING YOU AND OVERTAKING YOU...WHERE ARE THOSE FLASHING LIGHT AUDI/BMW TWATS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?

I swear, part of me wishes that we made motorway training mandatory. That alongside a minimum speed limit and a hefty fine/points for lane hogging.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man 37 weeks ago

Stourbridge

The weather is hot, nearly midnight and it’s 27. The thing to moan about is I am now have a very unwell tum. India’s revenge

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Fucking HGVs who take 10 minutes to overtake another HGV on a dual carriageway making everyone behind them go 20miles under the speed limit. Cunts!

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"The weather is hot, nearly midnight and it’s 27. The thing to moan about is I am now have a very unwell tum. India’s revenge "

Get better soon. Dehli belli

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By *eekingfwbWoman 37 weeks ago

kent

People who park outside your house in your parking spot, that’s not your spot but really is your spot

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By *etal and KinkMan 37 weeks ago

Malice

My wife.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 37 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"My wife."

Shots fired!

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By *WB85Man 37 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"People who park outside your house in your parking spot, that’s not your spot but really is your spot "

Those people are the worst!!!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man 37 weeks ago

Stourbridge


"The weather is hot, nearly midnight and it’s 27. The thing to moan about is I am now have a very unwell tum. India’s revenge

Get better soon. Dehli belli"

Thank you Beks.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 37 weeks ago

Essex


"Fucking HGVs who take 10 minutes to overtake another HGV on a dual carriageway making everyone behind them go 20miles under the speed limit. Cunts!"

Trust me. When the wagon in front of you is just slow enough that it’s causing you to have to brake you need to go round. And then when you’re speed limited and it takes you ages. It’s as annoying for the driver as it is the rest of you.

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By *ad HardcoreMan 37 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket.

If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket?

False fucking advertising

Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building? "

Because they DON'T CARE.

Shoplifting (which I know you didn't do), is now as important a crime to the police as...swearing on Sabbath Sunday? Or something.

Or maybe you looked as if you could handle yourself, and staff said: 'Nah, leave it alone. She's not worth it Nigel.'

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Had my dinner, still feckin starving

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

People in cars who park in designated motorcycle spaces, absolute fucknuggets!! You've enough of your own spaces fuck right off !!

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By *eekingfwbWoman 37 weeks ago

kent


"People in cars who park in designated motorcycle spaces, absolute fucknuggets!! You've enough of your own spaces fuck right off !!"

Or the ones in baby spaces with no babies

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"People in cars who park in designated motorcycle spaces, absolute fucknuggets!! You've enough of your own spaces fuck right off !!

Or the ones in baby spaces with no babies "

Those too! Lazy fuckers!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

It’s not a ‘crypto portfolio’, it’s a gambling habit with a fancy name. Grow the fuck up.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan 37 weeks ago

Bradford


"It’s not a ‘crypto portfolio’, it’s a gambling habit with a fancy name. Grow the fuck up."

I well thought you were talking about my profile name then haha

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By *warf with a mulletMan 37 weeks ago

barry

I hate everything on earth, apart from dangermouse.

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By *lex CoxMan 37 weeks ago

Porth

LOL good to blow of steam sometimes.

Fed up with selfish, self conceited twats that think that they can have as many cars as they want outside a thier house no matter about the guy with one car that can't even park outside his house. And when out in bars hearing idiots scream just to get everyones attention sprawling all over the bar taking selfies.

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By *ingerTwistWoman 37 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him.

Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone.

"

I love this! Like a boss!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 37 weeks ago

Essex


"I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him.

Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone.

I love this! Like a boss!

"

Almost

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By *929Man 37 weeks ago

newcastle

The bastard weathers somehow knocked virgin internet off, the bairns doing her but as apparently nothing that’s not online is the slightest bit interesting been off 3 hours now the cunts

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By *929Man 37 weeks ago

newcastle

Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt

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By *ommander_StraxMan 37 weeks ago

Telford

Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six.

So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!!

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By *uri00620Woman 37 weeks ago

Croydon


"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket.

If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket?

False fucking advertising

Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building?

Because they DON'T CARE.

Shoplifting (which I know you didn't do), is now as important a crime to the police as...swearing on Sabbath Sunday? Or something.

Or maybe you looked as if you could handle yourself, and staff said: 'Nah, leave it alone. She's not worth it Nigel.'"

Ha, I don't think I look like I could handle myself - at all. If I was in the business of nicking stuff and got accosted I'd likely cry. Not cool.

I'm going to try and get the tag taken off tomorrow. I'll probably appear as guilty as hell I think just from the awkwardness of asking!!

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By *929Man 37 weeks ago

newcastle


"Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six.

So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!!"

Haha lucky not hurt bad mate makes me feel a bit bad reading this having never ever used clamps on any excercise except deadlift and never had this happen.

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By *ommander_StraxMan 37 weeks ago

Telford


"Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six.

So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!!

Haha lucky not hurt bad mate makes me feel a bit bad reading this having never ever used clamps on any excercise except deadlift and never had this happen."

Usually use the screws, never had an issue with them. But the wife bought me some clamps that save time as you just slide them on and press them down.

Yeah… don’t bother with them guys

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six.

So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!!"

And they say exercise is good for you, what bollocks

Mr

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By *eekingfwbWoman 37 weeks ago

kent


"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt"

Oooh my mum paid me back the first instalment but arrived earlier to tell me she needs it back.

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By *agerMorganMan 37 weeks ago

Canvey Island


"It’s not a ‘crypto portfolio’, it’s a gambling habit with a fancy name. Grow the fuck up."

Hear, hear!

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I hate the fab web app.

I always click switch to desktop.

Always

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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Oi grandma, you do you that if we don't speed the fuck up now we're going to be joining 70mph traffic at 30mph right? THATS FUCKING UNSAFE, SPEED THE FUCK UP, YOU MIGHT HAVE A DEATHWISH BUT I DON'T. And piss off with the "Ohhhh but its a limit not a target BS". Go take a driving test and tell me how long it takes for your instructor to fail you if you do 10mph in a 40 zone.

GREAAAAAAT, NOW YOU'VE MOVED OVER TO LANE 2 WHEN THERE WAS FUCK ALL IN LANE 1...NOW EVERYONE IS BOTH UNDERTAKING YOU AND OVERTAKING YOU...WHERE ARE THOSE FLASHING LIGHT AUDI/BMW TWATS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?

I swear, part of me wishes that we made motorway training mandatory. That alongside a minimum speed limit and a hefty fine/points for lane hogging."

I'm in Surrey, and use the M25 all the time. No MF seems to be able to drive on the motorway. Crunts.

Some twatty girl on there the other night with no rear lights on her car. Muppet.

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By *929Man 37 weeks ago

newcastle


"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt

Oooh my mum paid me back the first instalment but arrived earlier to tell me she needs it back. "

Haha well at least had it back a short while, assuming of course you gave her it back haha (I’d have been tempted to say no)

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By *eroLondonMan 37 weeks ago

Mayfair

I just want to know why I'm not having much luck on here. I blame everything, everyone and Nicholas Parsons.

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By *illy IdolMan 37 weeks ago

Midlands


"I just want to know why I'm not having much luck on here. I blame everything, everyone and Nicholas Parsons."

Try going to a club or social

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By *eroLondonMan 37 weeks ago

Mayfair


"I just want to know why I'm not having much luck on here. I blame everything, everyone and Nicholas Parsons.

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Try going to a club or social "

Thank you, Sirrah.

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By *illy IdolMan 37 weeks ago

Midlands


"I just want to know why I'm not having much luck on here. I blame everything, everyone and Nicholas Parsons.

·

Try going to a club or social

Thank you, Sirrah. "

Sirrah? You cheeky old man!

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I detest all the crap programmes on TV. Crap and more crap

Watching back to the future as new movie comes out 2025 why the he'll I got to wait till next futurenit is all crap

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By *ad HardcoreMan 37 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...


"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket.

If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket?

False fucking advertising

Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building?

Because they DON'T CARE.

Shoplifting (which I know you didn't do), is now as important a crime to the police as...swearing on Sabbath Sunday? Or something.

Or maybe you looked as if you could handle yourself, and staff said: 'Nah, leave it alone. She's not worth it Nigel.'

Ha, I don't think I look like I could handle myself - at all. If I was in the business of nicking stuff and got accosted I'd likely cry. Not cool.

I'm going to try and get the tag taken off tomorrow. I'll probably appear as guilty as hell I think just from the awkwardness of asking!!"

Good luck and fuck that supermarket anyway

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I hate everything on earth, apart from dangermouse."

He’s a mouse James Bond fucking copycat.

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By *cflirtyMan 37 weeks ago

Hampshire


"I'm tired, having a post "child was home for a weekend" slump, knackered myself hoovering and mopping, tried to nap but just laid with my eyes shut and it's day 6 of my period that was a week late. Also skint, can't afford to go visit people and missing going to gigs. Woe is me "

Mimi xx have you been to sbk ? Some good vibes in there

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt"

Change the locks !

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By *inglepringlebedsukMan 37 weeks ago

Arlesey

The price of Freddo Frogs!!!

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By *929Man 37 weeks ago

newcastle


"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt

Change the locks !"

I have twice one time she seen the 5 keys that it came with and blatantly demanded one, next time she took my sons key and had herself a copy made, I also stupidly changed it for one that has a thumb turn nob on the inside so I can’t even lock her out by leaving a key in the inside anymore stupidest thing I did

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt

Change the locks !

I have twice one time she seen the 5 keys that it came with and blatantly demanded one, next time she took my sons key and had herself a copy made, I also stupidly changed it for one that has a thumb turn nob on the inside so I can’t even lock her out by leaving a key in the inside anymore stupidest thing I did "

Oh man that's rough.... sorry you have to deal with having your privacy invaded

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By *ellinever70Woman 37 weeks ago

Ayrshire

My whinge is about all the angry people

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By *ripfillMan 37 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him.

Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone.

"

That deserves a very large G & T !

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By *ripfillMan 37 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"Why are chocolate bars smaller yet the price tag higher!!!

Wankers!!!"

Shrinkflation - yes it’s happing right under our eyes

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By *ripfillMan 37 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"You cretin.

Stop fucking calling me to book more work in and pay the invoices I have outstanding.

I don’t fucking care what’s going on in your over privileged family and I certainly don’t care about your wife’s Range Rover issues.

I’m very close to burying my estwing in your sternum.

Wanker."

100%

You are right to say NO

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