FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Whinging, Miserable Fuckers
Whinging, Miserable Fuckers
Jump to: Newest in thread
Ya! - I salute you! 
Yes indeed, this is the place to have a good old fashioned moan about anything and everything.
The more moany the better in fact.
The weather’s shit? Fucking crap ain’t it?
The price of bread is a fucking con? Wankers!
This thread is fucking shite? I agree wholeheartedly.
Anyway, whinge away my fine folks and let us console ourselves in our combined cuntitude 
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Ya! - I salute you!
Yes indeed, this is the place to have a good old fashioned moan about anything and everything.
The more moany the better in fact.
The weather’s shit? Fucking crap ain’t it?
The price of bread is a fucking con? Wankers!
This thread is fucking shite? I agree wholeheartedly.
Anyway, whinge away my fine folks and let us console ourselves in our combined cuntitude
"
Shut the fuck up  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him.
Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
|
Everyone is all for themselves
Work
Colleagues
Fuck that
I live in a shitty flat in a shitty town. Full of shitty people who actually have no morals no respect.
Shopping..cheap mince in Asda is £6,offering me turkey mince that looks like processed fat. Shitty food shitty prices ..wages are shitty too |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
|
"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!
Fuck off already!
I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year"
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!
Fuck off already!
I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
"
You haven't tasted my sausage  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
|
"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!
Fuck off already!
I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage "
I'm vegan |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!
Fuck off already!
I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage "
For God's sake don't burn your sausage  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
|
"I spend too much time on my own. Not because people do t want to see me but, because I simply don't have the energy to go out 90% of the time. Its shit. "
I love home comforts after 48 hrs shifts I do enjoy vegetating |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I'm tired, having a post "child was home for a weekend" slump, knackered myself hoovering and mopping, tried to nap but just laid with my eyes shut and it's day 6 of my period that was a week late. Also skint, can't afford to go visit people and missing going to gigs. Woe is me  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!
Fuck off already!
I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage
I'm vegan"
That explains your moods |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!
Fuck off already!
I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage
For God's sake don't burn your sausage "
My bbq is high enough for that not to happen |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!
Fuck off already!
I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
In!!!!"
I'll send you a invite |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
|
Local council shut 3 tips , and already the fly tipping has started up on the country roads .
Having to drive in or through Bradford is the biggest groany downer ever |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!
Fuck off already!
I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage
For God's sake don't burn your sausage
My bbq is high enough for that not to happen "
I mean imagine explaining THAT at a and e ... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!
Fuck off already!
I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage
For God's sake don't burn your sausage
My bbq is high enough for that not to happen
I mean imagine explaining THAT at a and e ..."
They've seen worse that a singed sausage |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The weather is glorious right now. I'm already sick of people banging on about the sun and tans and fucking BBQs!!!
Fuck off already!
I can't wait to do a naked bbq this year
You haven't tasted my sausage
For God's sake don't burn your sausage
My bbq is high enough for that not to happen
I mean imagine explaining THAT at a and e ...
They've seen worse that a singed sausage "
Oh I know  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I'm not going through insurance when a car hit me and he admitted fault last week.
It will still make my premium go up even though it wasn't down to me. And they'd write my car off and I can't go without one for work. So guy gets away with hitting me, my car looks like shit. Urgh.
Fuck off car insurance companies. Actually ANY insurance company  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Oh, the sadly deceased Bill Hicks line:
"I'm gonna start a 'People Who Hate People' club: only problem is...I'll be the only one in it...'
And fuck you too OP, natch   "
Oh, and of course... fuck me too. Such a prick |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
I’m awarding a gargantuan ‘Fuck you!’ accolade to those bastards who for reasons best known only to themselves, suddenly stop dead in the middle of crowds, on pavements etc and selfishly cause an obstruction to all around them.
I mean, shit - if doing statue impressions floats your boat then more power to you (you fucking weirdos) but at least have the common cunting courtesy to do it in a secluded place, aye?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
My Crypto portfolio is still in the red. When is it going to make me any fucking money. I'm a good few thousand pounds down for fuck sake.
Ice got arthritis in my fucking right hip and I've had to give up football, running. So I'm now fucking depressed and I'm putting on weight for sucks sake.
I dont have a girlfriend, can't even get a match on Tinder. That's how fucking bad it is.
And don't even get me started with this website. The only people that ever message me are gay blokes and I ain't fucking interested.
Other than that, I'm alright
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
You know those cunts who stand gawking blankly through shop windows whilst stood about six feet back in the middle of the pavement?
Well, you see that thing there by the window? That’s called a door. Now fuck off through it!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You know those cunts who stand gawking blankly through shop windows whilst stood about six feet back in the middle of the pavement?
Well, you see that thing there by the window? That’s called a door. Now fuck off through it!
"
. This tickled me |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
You cretin.
Stop fucking calling me to book more work in and pay the invoices I have outstanding.
I don’t fucking care what’s going on in your over privileged family and I certainly don’t care about your wife’s Range Rover issues.
I’m very close to burying my estwing in your sternum.
Wanker. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
|
Work the tuckers sent a message about smoking. Ffs I am not a smoker. Telling me not to roll my own indoors and keep my tobacco in my bag. I tell you this our job is damn fucking hard as fuck and this is how pathetic you are in treating your fucking staff. Threatening behaviour is acceptable..fucks sake it is not |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket.
If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket?
False fucking advertising |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket.
If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket?
False fucking advertising "
Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Some of the men here 
Not the first time today I’ve been offered money for my services…. Don’t know why men think it’s appropriate
Fuckers.
Would you clean my van for my last rolo?"
Look we all know how important that last rolo is  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
|
Oi grandma, you do you that if we don't speed the fuck up now we're going to be joining 70mph traffic at 30mph right? THATS FUCKING UNSAFE, SPEED THE FUCK UP, YOU MIGHT HAVE A DEATHWISH BUT I DON'T. And piss off with the "Ohhhh but its a limit not a target BS". Go take a driving test and tell me how long it takes for your instructor to fail you if you do 10mph in a 40 zone.
GREAAAAAAT, NOW YOU'VE MOVED OVER TO LANE 2 WHEN THERE WAS FUCK ALL IN LANE 1...NOW EVERYONE IS BOTH UNDERTAKING YOU AND OVERTAKING YOU...WHERE ARE THOSE FLASHING LIGHT AUDI/BMW TWATS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?
I swear, part of me wishes that we made motorway training mandatory. That alongside a minimum speed limit and a hefty fine/points for lane hogging. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
|
"The weather is hot, nearly midnight and it’s 27. The thing to moan about is I am now have a very unwell tum. India’s revenge "
Get better soon. Dehli belli |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Fucking HGVs who take 10 minutes to overtake another HGV on a dual carriageway making everyone behind them go 20miles under the speed limit. Cunts!"
Trust me. When the wagon in front of you is just slow enough that it’s causing you to have to brake you need to go round. And then when you’re speed limited and it takes you ages. It’s as annoying for the driver as it is the rest of you. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket.
If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket?
False fucking advertising
Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building? "
Because they DON'T CARE.
Shoplifting (which I know you didn't do), is now as important a crime to the police as...swearing on Sabbath Sunday? Or something.
Or maybe you looked as if you could handle yourself, and staff said: 'Nah, leave it alone. She's not worth it Nigel.' |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"People in cars who park in designated motorcycle spaces, absolute fucknuggets!! You've enough of your own spaces fuck right off !!
Or the ones in baby spaces with no babies "
Those too! Lazy fuckers! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
LOL good to blow of steam sometimes.
Fed up with selfish, self conceited twats that think that they can have as many cars as they want outside a thier house no matter about the guy with one car that can't even park outside his house. And when out in bars hearing idiots scream just to get everyones attention sprawling all over the bar taking selfies.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him.
Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone.
"
I love this! Like a boss!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him.
Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone.
I love this! Like a boss!
"
Almost |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *929Man 25 weeks ago
newcastle |
The bastard weathers somehow knocked virgin internet off, the bairns doing her but as apparently nothing that’s not online is the slightest bit interesting been off 3 hours now the cunts |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *929Man 25 weeks ago
newcastle |
Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six.
So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket.
If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket?
False fucking advertising
Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building?
Because they DON'T CARE.
Shoplifting (which I know you didn't do), is now as important a crime to the police as...swearing on Sabbath Sunday? Or something.
Or maybe you looked as if you could handle yourself, and staff said: 'Nah, leave it alone. She's not worth it Nigel.'"
Ha, I don't think I look like I could handle myself - at all. If I was in the business of nicking stuff and got accosted I'd likely cry. Not cool. 
I'm going to try and get the tag taken off tomorrow. I'll probably appear as guilty as hell I think just from the awkwardness of asking!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *929Man 25 weeks ago
newcastle |
"Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six.
So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!!"
Haha lucky not hurt bad mate makes me feel a bit bad reading this having never ever used clamps on any excercise except deadlift and never had this happen. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six.
So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!!
Haha lucky not hurt bad mate makes me feel a bit bad reading this having never ever used clamps on any excercise except deadlift and never had this happen."
Usually use the screws, never had an issue with them. But the wife bought me some clamps that save time as you just slide them on and press them down.
Yeah… don’t bother with them guys |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Was in the gym earlier (my own), barbell overheads. Damn clamps slid off the side, weight plates all came off, landed on my head… thankfully didn’t knock me for six.
So yeah, fuck those clamps, I guess!!!"
And they say exercise is good for you, what bollocks
Mr |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt"
Oooh my mum paid me back the first instalment but arrived earlier to tell me she needs it back. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *nnCeeWoman 25 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Oi grandma, you do you that if we don't speed the fuck up now we're going to be joining 70mph traffic at 30mph right? THATS FUCKING UNSAFE, SPEED THE FUCK UP, YOU MIGHT HAVE A DEATHWISH BUT I DON'T. And piss off with the "Ohhhh but its a limit not a target BS". Go take a driving test and tell me how long it takes for your instructor to fail you if you do 10mph in a 40 zone.
GREAAAAAAT, NOW YOU'VE MOVED OVER TO LANE 2 WHEN THERE WAS FUCK ALL IN LANE 1...NOW EVERYONE IS BOTH UNDERTAKING YOU AND OVERTAKING YOU...WHERE ARE THOSE FLASHING LIGHT AUDI/BMW TWATS WHEN YOU NEED THEM?
I swear, part of me wishes that we made motorway training mandatory. That alongside a minimum speed limit and a hefty fine/points for lane hogging."
I'm in Surrey, and use the M25 all the time. No MF seems to be able to drive on the motorway. Crunts.
Some twatty girl on there the other night with no rear lights on her car. Muppet. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *929Man 25 weeks ago
newcastle |
"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt
Oooh my mum paid me back the first instalment but arrived earlier to tell me she needs it back. "
Haha well at least had it back a short while, assuming of course you gave her it back haha (I’d have been tempted to say no) |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
|
I detest all the crap programmes on TV. Crap and more crap
Watching back to the future as new movie comes out 2025 why the he'll I got to wait till next futurenit is all crap |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"The 'self service' checkout, any supermarket.
If it's so fucking 'self service', why do I need to call a member of staff to verify that I'm over 25, when I've got a cheeky wee bottle of Malbec in my basket?
False fucking advertising
Also to do with supermarkets. I bought an item of clothing ages ago. Pulled it out tonight. It's got the electronic tag on it still. I've no receipt. And moreso why on earth would alarms not go off when I blithely left the building?
Because they DON'T CARE.
Shoplifting (which I know you didn't do), is now as important a crime to the police as...swearing on Sabbath Sunday? Or something.
Or maybe you looked as if you could handle yourself, and staff said: 'Nah, leave it alone. She's not worth it Nigel.'
Ha, I don't think I look like I could handle myself - at all. If I was in the business of nicking stuff and got accosted I'd likely cry. Not cool.
I'm going to try and get the tag taken off tomorrow. I'll probably appear as guilty as hell I think just from the awkwardness of asking!!"
Good luck and fuck that supermarket anyway |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *cflirtyMan 25 weeks ago
closer than you might think |
"I'm tired, having a post "child was home for a weekend" slump, knackered myself hoovering and mopping, tried to nap but just laid with my eyes shut and it's day 6 of my period that was a week late. Also skint, can't afford to go visit people and missing going to gigs. Woe is me "
Mimi xx have you been to sbk ? Some good vibes in there |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt"
Change the locks ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *929Man 25 weeks ago
newcastle |
"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt
Change the locks !"
I have twice one time she seen the 5 keys that it came with and blatantly demanded one, next time she took my sons key and had herself a copy made, I also stupidly changed it for one that has a thumb turn nob on the inside so I can’t even lock her out by leaving a key in the inside anymore stupidest thing I did |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Also my mother was supposed to pay the first instalment of money she owes me on the 1st and hasn’t even mentioned it yet is still happy to let herself in uninvited and pester me every single day I’m off work the stinking old cunt
Change the locks !
I have twice one time she seen the 5 keys that it came with and blatantly demanded one, next time she took my sons key and had herself a copy made, I also stupidly changed it for one that has a thumb turn nob on the inside so I can’t even lock her out by leaving a key in the inside anymore stupidest thing I did "
Oh man that's rough.... sorry you have to deal with having your privacy invaded |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I’ve driven 5 hours in shitty weather. Wind blowing (not my own wind) my van over the Afucking1. Satnav once again took me miles away from my muthafucking hotel. I finally get here & it’s the smallest car park known to man. I find a space to stick the beast in and there’s some smirking man in a (smaller) van eyeballing me. So damn straight I reversed the bastard in smoothly just to fucking show him.
Checked in. Have had to sneak back out to the car park. And move said van as the cunting bastard door is at the back and I had to get my electrical equipment out. Luckily he’s long gone.
"
That deserves a very large G & T ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"You cretin.
Stop fucking calling me to book more work in and pay the invoices I have outstanding.
I don’t fucking care what’s going on in your over privileged family and I certainly don’t care about your wife’s Range Rover issues.
I’m very close to burying my estwing in your sternum.
Wanker."
100%
You are right to say NO  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
