I've lost my merkin

By *ools and the brain OP Couple 30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Had it earlier,it went out for a walk now I can't find it.

If anyone sees a merkin scurrying around let me know.

Please don't feed after midnight.

By *ensuallover1000Man 30 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m not sure but there was this hairy like apparition which blew from the sky and landed on my face earlier…

I initially thought that a miracle had occurred and that I’d grown a spontaneous Jesus bestowed beard but apparently not