Tom is a law abiding citizen and not fearful of tackling thieves or robbers. He saw a local lady shoplifter, dressed in spikey heels and faux leather trousers, although not relevant to the story, steal a cut of beef which was actually inside a clear plastic security box. Tom later saw her in the car park and instead of challenging her, he asked for her number and a date. Of course the lady accepted the date but Tom was stunned on their first date. She had not taken the meat to sell or feed hungry mouths. She rather liked the plastic security container to keep jewellery in and said that Tesco beef is always tough and she threw it in the bin and did not even bother cooking it Just to remind folk not to judge any book by it's cover. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I wonder if Pat Butcher used said containers to store her big earrings?
I heard she hired a shipping crate for those bad boys   "
Lol yes under heavy guard I imagine, especially since TOWIE was created and Essex girls went mental for humongous earrings |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I also like to keep my local ladies in plastic containers.
And no one judges me on it."
I hope you remembered some holes in the crate so they can breath, cannot afford to lose them as there are not enough women on Fab as it is |
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By *929Man 37 weeks ago
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Haha I just noticed the steaks in the plastic security boxes at the coop next to my house thought Is this what society has come to?
I seen the local crackhead once trying to sell a wheel of cheese fuck knows where he stole it from it was first time I’ve ever seen one and haven’t seen one since |
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"I also like to keep my local ladies in plastic containers.
And no one judges me on it.
I hope you remembered some holes in the crate so they can breath, cannot afford to lose them as there are not enough women on Fab as it is"
Ooops...knew I'd gone wrong somewhere.
So-rrrr-y....  |
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"Tom is a law abiding citizen and not fearful of tackling thieves or robbers. He saw a local lady shoplifter, dressed in spikey heels and faux leather trousers, although not relevant to the story, steal a cut of beef which was actually inside a clear plastic security box. Tom later saw her in the car park and instead of challenging her, he asked for her number and a date. Of course the lady accepted the date but Tom was stunned on their first date. She had not taken the meat to sell or feed hungry mouths. She rather liked the plastic security container to keep jewellery in and said that Tesco beef is always tough and she threw it in the bin and did not even bother cooking it Just to remind folk not to judge any book by it's cover."
Tom really does write some absolute shite. |
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"Tom is a law abiding citizen and not fearful of tackling thieves or robbers. He saw a local lady shoplifter, dressed in spikey heels and faux leather trousers, although not relevant to the story, steal a cut of beef which was actually inside a clear plastic security box. Tom later saw her in the car park and instead of challenging her, he asked for her number and a date. Of course the lady accepted the date but Tom was stunned on their first date. She had not taken the meat to sell or feed hungry mouths. She rather liked the plastic security container to keep jewellery in and said that Tesco beef is always tough and she threw it in the bin and did not even bother cooking it Just to remind folk not to judge any book by it's cover.
Tom really does write some absolute shite."
You only just noticed |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Last summer a guy came over to me in a pub and offered to sell me some bottles of vodka. Complete with security magnets still on. "
Apologies I did try to get the magnets off but I have no nails |
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"Last summer a guy came over to me in a pub and offered to sell me some bottles of vodka. Complete with security magnets still on.
Apologies I did try to get the magnets off but I have no nails "
Apparently a magnet against the magnet will do it?... Fuck knows?! But I left him to hawk his bargain booze elsewhere  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Last summer a guy came over to me in a pub and offered to sell me some bottles of vodka. Complete with security magnets still on.
Apologies I did try to get the magnets off but I have no nails
Apparently a magnet against the magnet will do it?... Fuck knows?! But I left him to hawk his bargain booze elsewhere "
Thanks for the inside info
* Heads to Tesco with a magnet * |
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"I also like to keep my local ladies in plastic containers.
And no one judges me on it.
I hope you remembered some holes in the crate so they can breath, cannot afford to lose them as there are not enough women on Fab as it is"
have you got locks on the boxes  |
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"I also like to keep my local ladies in plastic containers.
And no one judges me on it.
I hope you remembered some holes in the crate so they can breath, cannot afford to lose them as there are not enough women on Fab as it is
have you got locks on the boxes "
Sounds kinky |
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