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Patience mate. They're probably getting bombarded with hundreds of messages.
Just keep trying. Or you can always go to a big social meet that is arranged on here or go to a local club and meet people there. |
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By *ild_oatsMan 25 weeks ago
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You’ve only been on here 4 week …. What were you expecting dial-a-shag
Read the faq’s and the depressing number of threads on the same subject here. Have an interesting profile
But remember it’s a numbers game…. Men out number women here by about 1000 to 1
Don’t be so entitled….
Is that enough….  |
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By *ild_oatsMan 25 weeks ago
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The fact that you couldn’t be bothered to read previous threads on this same subject…. Answers your question about what you are doing wrong….
Even to ask this question displays a sense of entitlement….. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Right now there are 35,000 people online. 300 are women. I can’t make it any clearer.
That's 300 very sore women come morning "
No, that’s 34,800 blokes knocking one out at 2am |
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It petty simply how to get women
I've been here ten years you start off. By having your own woman in the first place helps . but haveing pandemic. Certainly fucks things and you can end up with years of getting no where . but if you perciver and don't cut your wrist from rejection and timewasters
Things can happen that it all turns out right in the end .so be patience in the meantime have fun on forums.
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"This loser you’re still talking, you must be hella bored
 well there's no need for that attitude. Maybe that's where you're going wrong, just a thought."
I spotted the attitude from the first post  |
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"Right now there are 35,000 people online. 300 are women. I can’t make it any clearer.
That's 300 very sore women come morning
No, that’s 34,800 blokes knocking one out at 2am"
 . Too true.
What a bunch of walkers.
OP - your profile has so little that how can anyone make a judgement on you with such little words.
That's your billboard, of you can't make the effort, no one will make the effort with you.
Be true and you'll find the right person will click, be fake and you'll get seen right through as many have been here a while |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find.
Always the sexiest of them all
Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.
Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.
Always Dunlop, the best."
Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer?? |
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"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????
I think we found what you’re doing wrong
 
Cuts like a knife
Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You.
Guilty pleasure... and Touché "
Anything before the Robin Hood movie song was okay. Trying to recall the one with Tina Turner. |
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find.
Always the sexiest of them all
Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.
Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.
Always Dunlop, the best.
Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??"
Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though. |
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"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????
I think we found what you’re doing wrong
Cuts like a knife
Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You.
Guilty pleasure... and Touché
Anything before the Robin Hood movie song was okay. Trying to recall the one with Tina Turner."
Where's the OP?!
Think he's gone... Into The Fire?
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I don’t even understand what the fuck is happening right now ??"
Discussing wellies is a coping mechanism when confronted by an angry young buck who cannot get dem honeys |
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"The dad jokes ???? fuck sake ??????
I think we found what you’re doing wrong
Cuts like a knife
Is actually okay. I prefer Run to You.
Guilty pleasure... and Touché
Anything before the Robin Hood movie song was okay. Trying to recall the one with Tina Turner.
Where's the OP?!
Think he's gone... Into The Fire?
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Oh it was ‘It’s Only Love’
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something "
Sorry I've kinda rail roaded your thread with the welly talk. I'll shut up and people can go back to your original question  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find.
Always the sexiest of them all
Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.
Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.
Always Dunlop, the best.
Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??
Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though."
Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy!
Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream |
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something
That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies.
I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet "
I know nothing about River boots, are they decent? Could use something better for the dog walking |
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something
Sorry I've kinda rail roaded your thread with the welly talk. I'll shut up and people can go back to your original question "
Oh, let's do that.
Or we could continue... with brogues: yes or no?
Defo a no from me, but each to their own  |
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something
That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies.
I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet
I know nothing about River boots, are they decent? Could use something better for the dog walking "
River boots are great for that.
And has a real country gent look |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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Who mentioned Ariats? My daughter uses those for the horses…still costs me a fortune buying them but they do really last longer than any other tack I have to buy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil
If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to like this "
ahhh that is cool |
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find.
Always the sexiest of them all
Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.
Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.
Always Dunlop, the best.
Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??
Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though.
Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy!
Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream"
I used Cooper's dairy ointment when I had sore nipples from breast feeding, worked a treat |
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find.
Always the sexiest of them all
Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.
Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.
Always Dunlop, the best.
Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??
Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though.
Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy!
Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream"
Meh, Hunters are so last year.
They aren't the creme any more as every girl got them for Christmas.
It's all about Le Chameau wellies now (as worn by Kate Middleton) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Looool it just takes a getting used to but this post showed me a lil
If you use reply+quote button then we know who you're responding to like this ahhh that is cool
That's the way "
did you just paraphrase the mandalorian hmmm |
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"Don’t really know much about wellies so I’m kinda learning a lil something
That's the thing, learn the way of the wellies.
I've not even got into Ariat River Boots yet
I know nothing about River boots, are they decent? Could use something better for the dog walking
River boots are great for that.
And has a real country gent look"
Cheers will have to have a look. Dunno if country gent is me, but I’ll see. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find.
Always the sexiest of them all
Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.
Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.
Always Dunlop, the best.
Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??
Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though.
Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy!
Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream
Meh, Hunters are so last year.
They aren't the creme any more as every girl got them for Christmas.
It's all about Le Chameau wellies now (as worn by Kate Middleton)"
They’ve been going for years…not so much down here in farmer land |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"It's the country or farming women you need to find.
Always the sexiest of them all
Yep, it's the green wellies that do it.
Bonus if Dunlop ones from Moles.
Always Dunlop, the best.
Aren’t Dunlop’s the ones you get in Sports Soccer??
Didn't think they sold wellies there, I could be wrong though.
Ah you see I’m a Devon Boy!
Generally I’m wearing Brashers but sadly it’s all about the Hunters and the London folk are all wearing Joules…don’t tend to wear wellies myself…but will have a look down Mole Avon when I’m next looking for cow nipple milking cream
I used Cooper's dairy ointment when I had sore nipples from breast feeding, worked a treat "
To be fair down Mole Avon it really is like a low key BDSM shop with a nice Cafe in the countryside… pumping stuff and lube? Yep…whips and gags? Yep those too… vetinary lube by the gallon that will be £3 madam… |
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You know when you go into a club and there are some great looking chicks with bodies that make you ache and you turn to everyone else in the club and say .....
'Hey, how do I get one of those?
No me neither. |
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"I think you need waggle dance classes to attract the ladies you’re alluding to"
Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana.
The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances |
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"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana.
The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances "
Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice? |
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"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana.
The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances
Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice?"
No kink shaming here mate , you go for it |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana.
The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances
Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice?
No kink shaming here mate , you go for it "
Thanks bro, did not want to mention I was strung upside down in a gimp outfit whilst in character for Sir Attenborough in case I was kink shamed |
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"Throw a banana on the ground to a few monkeys. 9 times out of 10 only one will take it. They will look at each other very quickly and most will decide to back off or do nothing & one will take the banana.
The other monkeys will sit around scratching their heads doing waggle dances
Now why was I reading that in my head in a Sir David Attenborough voice?
No kink shaming here mate , you go for it
Thanks bro, did not want to mention I was strung upside down in a gimp outfit whilst in character for Sir Attenborough in case I was kink shamed "
No issues - Just don’t say Daddy , people will vom…..  |
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