It's coming .. it's coming....
Does anyone else feel those stomach churning pangs of anticipation as we suddenly realise that it is coming?
Any second now..... it's due, it's due!
It's like standing in line at the local glory hole....
They're coming and I'm only seventh in the queue now!
Oh, they're coming over the brow of the hill, yes, yes!
Oh yes, they're coming in my street....
but wait, oh no, they've stopped off to give one to that slut who lives at number 2?
Well I never, sooner or later they will come to me. And right now they are doing their best to smash my back doors in.
And now they've dumped it in my wheelie bin.....
Just another day in receiving a delivery from Amazon. |
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I especially love the feature on the site wherein on the day of delivery, as the delivery time draws near, you can monitor live on the provided map, how many stops away your parcel is.
That’s mightily exciting stuff that is   |
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"I especially love the feature on the site wherein on the day of delivery, as the delivery time draws near, you can monitor live on the provided map, how many stops away your parcel is.
That’s mightily exciting stuff that is "
Ya got me there!
I'm with ya 100%
When the map pops up, I am constantly wondering to myself "So, how many drops per hour can an amazon deliverer earn?" "So, if I look on gurgle earth, how many miles have they driven" "so, how much petrol have they used so far" "Is it really worth while to earn money delivering for Amazon?" |
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Or the one where your watching the map .. they are a street away, you need to refresh the page, your Internet hanging .. grrrr ... it blinks, flashes and ... you get a message to say you weren't in for your delivery and they dropping the 4ft square frame thing at the local post office!!!
 when did i go out!!! |
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"Or the one where your watching the map .. they are a street away, you need to refresh the page, your Internet hanging .. grrrr ... it blinks, flashes and ... you get a message to say you weren't in for your delivery and they dropping the 4ft square frame thing at the local post office!!!
when did i go out!!!"
Mine bang on the door like they're trying to break in, throw the parcel down and then they're half way down the street before I get to the door.
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I have no patience. 