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Shit-fuck-bollocks and ey up again good folks 
Cupid ‘ere once more and I’m pairing you all up for some quality fucky fucky.
You know how I work by now, right?
A correlation of shared interests/traits equates to good relations….especially of the carnal variety. It’s scientifically indisputable (maybe).
My wholly unsubstantiated hypothesis today is that the more foul mouthed a person is, the less inhibited they are in the bedroom.
I have absolutely sod all empirical evidence to back up this rather magnificent claim unfortunately but oh well…it sounds good…….right?
Anyway, so without further ado, simply answer the following two questions:
1. What is your favourite swear word?
2. What is your favourite sexual position?
Now, simply sit back and peruse everyone else’s answers.
What’s that you say? You see an exact match to yours?
Eeeee by buggering gum! - You’re a match!
You know what to do now - it’s time to perform the beast with two backs/bump uglies/knock boots/engage in the unmentionable act with said person.
Don’t forget to list your match here so we can all have a vicarious wank.
Good luck my fine folks and may the fucky force be with you
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"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders
You old romantic, you.  "
I quite like the same, but pinned on my tummy too  |
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"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders
You old romantic, you.
I quite like the same, but pinned on my tummy too "
Swoon.  |
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"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders
You old romantic, you.
I quite like the same, but pinned on my tummy too "
For me, especially if this involves pinning her wrists ridiculously firmly to the bed with my grip, my thighs and knees wrapped around her, restricting her even more, slow, deep anal...building up speed and force, with kissing, nibbling, and very firm bites around neck, back, shoulders.
Followed by a lot of touch, holding, kissing, and coffee.
Then coffee.
Oh - and maybe coffee too x |
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"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders
You old romantic, you.
I quite like the same, but pinned on my tummy too
For me, especially if this involves pinning her wrists ridiculously firmly to the bed with my grip, my thighs and knees wrapped around her, restricting her even more, slow, deep anal...building up speed and force, with kissing, nibbling, and very firm bites around neck, back, shoulders.
Followed by a lot of touch, holding, kissing, and coffee.
Then coffee.
Oh - and maybe coffee too x"
Fuck i think i just O'd  |
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"Cunt or fuck. Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders
You old romantic, you.
I quite like the same, but pinned on my tummy too
For me, especially if this involves pinning her wrists ridiculously firmly to the bed with my grip, my thighs and knees wrapped around her, restricting her even more, slow, deep anal...building up speed and force, with kissing, nibbling, and very firm bites around neck, back, shoulders.
Followed by a lot of touch, holding, kissing, and coffee.
Then coffee.
Oh - and maybe coffee too x
Fuck i think i just O'd "
Yeah - it was the coffee x |
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"Cunt or fuck
Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders"
Fuck!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"Cunt or fuck
Restrained /pinned on my back, being ch*ked whilst they are spitting into my open mouth and fucking my ass or pussy with my legs over their arms/shoulders
Fuck!!!
too much "
I just noticed I matched with one of those. |
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"1) Cunt
2) Too many to choose from!  scissoring, facesitting and strap on sex are definitely in my top 3 
You've invented a new game .
Cunt-Scissors-Moan  "
Now I just need a willing participant to play with |
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"1) Cunt
2) Too many to choose from! scissoring, facesitting and strap on sex are definitely in my top 3
You've invented a new game .
Cunt-Scissors-Moan
Now I just need a willing participant to play with "
Yeah...could be difficult, now you've written those precise words down on a sex site full of horny seekers....x |
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