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By *ild_oats OP Man 33 weeks ago
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Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why
I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.
… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….
I wear my scars with pride…. |
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I've got titanium spinal implants. Never had any trouble at airports.
I was one of the first people in this country to have this type of implant and to say I'm grateful would be a huge understatement.
It's impossible but I sometimes think the implants get very cold or hot depending on the weather  |
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"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why
I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.
… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….
I wear my scars with pride…. "
I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ? |
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"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why
I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.
… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….
I wear my scars with pride….
I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?"
I was looking forward to dramatically declaring medical reasons for settling the detector off and requesting a handsome security guard to interview me. But no! |
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By *ild_oats OP Man 33 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why
I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.
… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….
I wear my scars with pride….
I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?"
Always get picked up to be searched…. Or maybe I’m just that dodgy looking person… |
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Currently nursing two deep stitches on my left wrist. Two skin biopsies for clinical research and medical journal publishing...
... Dermatologists are fascinated on why I'm growing excessive hair under my Google Pixel Watch (and other fitness trackers over the years). The light sensors under the watch clearly have something to do with it.
But because of my existential Alopecia I'm not growing hair anywhere else.  |
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"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why
I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.
… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….
I wear my scars with pride….
I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?
Always get picked up to be searched…. Or maybe I’m just that dodgy looking person…"
The same happens to one if our kids. Every single time they travel. Eventually they asked what the problem was and were told there was a marker beside their name due to their profession. Maybe the same applies to you |
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"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why
I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.
… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….
I wear my scars with pride….
I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?
Always get picked up to be searched…. Or maybe I’m just that dodgy looking person…"
It won't be your leg , unless your implant isnt pure titanium and is an allowed with iron in it . Titanium is non metalic so doesn't set of an airport detector or any metal detector. You must have one of them faces that says ,search me please  |
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"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why
I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.
… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….
I wear my scars with pride…. "
No implants......
5 operations on my spine.
Gall bladder removed.
Twisted necrotic omentum.
Various broken bones, knuckle, ribs, skull.
Stitches from three stab wounds and a bullet hole.
Answers to the name of Lucky....... |
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By *ugby 123Couple 33 weeks ago
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"I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security. 
Do you wear underwired bras ?"
I do yes, however so did the two other women who I was with last time and they didn't beep.
the last two times have had to go into the body scanner thing  |
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"I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security.
Do you wear underwired bras ?
I do yes, however so did the two other women who I was with last time and they didn't beep.
the last two times have had to go into the body scanner thing "
Have you ever had an operation? Its been know that medical instruments have been left inside after an op . Or you could have been abducted by aliens and now have an alien impiant |
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By *ugby 123Couple 33 weeks ago
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"I don't have any titanium but always beep going through security.
Do you wear underwired bras ?
I do yes, however so did the two other women who I was with last time and they didn't beep.
the last two times have had to go into the body scanner thing
Have you ever had an operation? Its been know that medical instruments have been left inside after an op . Or you could have been abducted by aliens and now have an alien impiant "
Nope lol I think it must be the alien option then |
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Mr has a few titanium pins in his leg and a collection of reasonably extensive scars and graft donor sites skin/vein/muscle.
He will only ever have a 5 pack now 
"Had my gallbladder removed because I was a fat bastard pretty much. "
And thet too, tho keyhole, so only 3 small scars there.  |
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By *alcon77Man 33 weeks ago
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"I’m 53 and have never had general anaesthetic. Pretty lucky, especially considering the clumsiness "
I was somewhat afraid before I went to sleep the first time. Now I actually kind of like it.
I must of had local anaesthetic about 80 times or something.
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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Had my HEART ?? BROKEN
and so so close to ending it all .
I turned my life round much better .help out doing Voluntary work in a hospice.
It worked for me
NEVER EVER GAVE UP |
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By *ewcatWoman 33 weeks ago
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I’ve never had operations on my eyes, ears or elbows. Internal organs wise brain, heart and womb have all been sliced and diced but the rest are untouched.
Every other part of me has been operated on at least once, some several times. I’ve had three ops in the last twelve months. |
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By *ild_oats OP Man 33 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
"Who’s been under the surgeon’s knife and why
I’ve got a Titanium femur - Annoying accident.
… plays havoc with airport security but at least I am more valuable as scrap….
I wear my scars with pride….
I have titanium rods and screwsin my back after a fusion, been through dozen of airport metal detectors and never had a problem,do you have a special kind of titanium ?
Always get picked up to be searched…. Or maybe I’m just that dodgy looking person…
It won't be your leg , unless your implant isnt pure titanium and is an allowed with iron in it . Titanium is non metalic so doesn't set of an airport detector or any metal detector. You must have one of them faces that says ,search me please "
It would appear that my implant is not pure titanium but a composite of stainless steel as well.
There I was thinking that I was more valuable.
Hence the airport security fun …. Unless it really is my face.
I can now look forward to a lifetime of being patted down… |
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Leg ulcer debridement following a trauma to the leg, had a 15cm by 10cm portion of the front of my right lower leg removed to the bone. Have the scar and dent in my leg as a permanent reminder
Tinder |
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