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By *hubs101 OP Man 31 weeks ago
Millfields Hotel 5th & 6th Nov |
"That's a lot of vampires you have obliterated this afternoon.
Sorry to hear this, dear fellow (the 'epicondylitis, not the vampires)."
Got to keep them at bay somehow lol.. Was actually tackling a fenced off bit of the garden a couple of weekends ago, but only just decided it's hurting enough to go get it looked at  |
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"You get Medial epicondylitis (Golfers elbow) from hammering half a dozen wooden stakes into the garden... That's my wanking days over for a while  "
Ouch!!!
I realised I was old when my son turned 30 and I noticed he had a bald patch  |
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"You realise there are fully grown adults whose birth year starts with a 2.
Why Joe?
Why would you post that 
Because if I have to suffer, so does everyone over the age of 24!"
Pah ! To think I liked you !   ...  |
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By *hubs101 OP Man 31 weeks ago
Millfields Hotel 5th & 6th Nov |
"When it takes for ever when signing upto a website and your tmyear of birth is near the bottom  "
Annoys the hell out of me! Why can't they just have a box to type in the date???? |
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By *hubs101 OP Man 31 weeks ago
Millfields Hotel 5th & 6th Nov |
"You realise there are fully grown adults whose birth year starts with a 2."
Had a lad start work at the firm I'm at who went to same school as me... He started 5 years after I'd left! That made me feel old!! |
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"You get Medial epicondylitis (Golfers elbow) from hammering half a dozen wooden stakes into the garden... That's my wanking days over for a while "
As I get older, I realise that I can now multi-task.
Yep, I can sneeze, fart and piddle all at the same time.  |
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By *hubs101 OP Man 31 weeks ago
Millfields Hotel 5th & 6th Nov |
"Your bollocks land in the water first before you have a poo
Better your bollocks than your bum grapes 
I like grapes, especially the red ones "
Squeezed, fermented, aged & bottled is best lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"You get Medial epicondylitis (Golfers elbow) from hammering half a dozen wooden stakes into the garden... That's my wanking days over for a while "
I had that before, now I have ongoing tennis elbow which is actually worse. I got rid of tennis elbow in one arm only for it to start in the other
I tell you what eventually got rid of my golfers elbow when I had it, Reverse Tyler Twists using a Theraband Flex Bars. You can buy then online and look at Reverse Tyler Twists on Youtube.
You can use these bars for tennis elbow too but I am noticing taking much longer |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"I know iam old now iam swopping my sports bike for a R1250 gs the pain in my back today after 2 hours ouch "
Got my first cruiser motorbike couple of years ago as my knees told me off every time I road last bike |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"You start to enjoy the odd bit of gardening "
I was saying the other day on here that I prefer a day out at the garden centre now more than the thought of being in a rave club like I was for years. You never think you would get to this point but you do |
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"There's a thread in praise of older women and you're out of the age range of nearly every contributor
I was going to say "That's not true at all!" and then I checked my age range... Oops 
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For what it's worth... Still would though  |
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"There's a thread in praise of older women and you're out of the age range of nearly every contributor
I was going to say "That's not true at all!" and then I checked my age range... Oops
For what it's worth... Still would though "
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"When the hairs on your body start to grey around your cock - after having gone grey in your head then your chest, stomach and now around your cock and balls !!
Get the razor quick  "
I am getting visions of former porn star Ron Jeremy in court in that face mask, grey as fook |
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"There's a thread in praise of older women and you're out of the age range of nearly every contributor
I was going to say "That's not true at all!" and then I checked my age range... Oops
For what it's worth... Still would though
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Get your coat luv, you've pulled |
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"You go on a music-related thread on this forum and haven’t heard of half the artists being talked about."
Neither have the folk posting them.
There is no "music" worth writing about these days.
Can anyone think of one of today's musicians that you think people will be talking about 50 years from now?
See now I know I'm old |
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By *avexxMan 31 weeks ago
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"You go on a music-related thread on this forum and haven’t heard of half the artists being talked about.
Neither have the folk posting them.
There is no "music" worth writing about these days.
Can anyone think of one of today's musicians that you think people will be talking about 50 years from now?
See now I know I'm old "
,,,, very true about the music |
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You make a noise doing everything
As soon as you fix one thing on your body, the next thing breaks
You don’t recognise any celebrities
Everything on tv sounds banal
People call you sir instead of mate
Comfort becomes more important than speed
You disapprove of everything
You have to google whole sentences
You see fashion that you wore the first and second time round
You need afternoon naps
Fab meets are reduced to the ones who have older guy fetishes
The battle against hair in new places becomes a daily occurrence
You give less fucks
I could go on but I’ve forgotten why I’m here |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"You make a noise doing everything
As soon as you fix one thing on your body, the next thing breaks
You don’t recognise any celebrities
Everything on tv sounds banal
People call you sir instead of mate
Comfort becomes more important than speed
You disapprove of everything
You have to google whole sentences
You see fashion that you wore the first and second time round
You need afternoon naps
Fab meets are reduced to the ones who have older guy fetishes
The battle against hair in new places becomes a daily occurrence
You give less fucks
I could go on but I’ve forgotten why I’m here"
Top marks! You’ve nailed it!
For a man, anyway…..
The menopause is a whole different ball of fish!! |
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"You make a noise doing everything
As soon as you fix one thing on your body, the next thing breaks
You don’t recognise any celebrities
Everything on tv sounds banal
People call you sir instead of mate
Comfort becomes more important than speed
You disapprove of everything
You have to google whole sentences
You see fashion that you wore the first and second time round
You need afternoon naps
Fab meets are reduced to the ones who have older guy fetishes
The battle against hair in new places becomes a daily occurrence
You give less fucks
I could go on but I’ve forgotten why I’m here"
Very good!
I can identify with a lot too many of those.
And it can take hours to write an email because I can't hit the keys straight and type three letters instead of one.
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By *ndisMan 30 weeks ago
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When you refuse the need for reading glasses so don't take them out with you to the restaurant. So you then cant read the menu and just go of the specials board as it's mostly always written big on the black board! |
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"When you refuse the need for reading glasses so don't take them out with you to the restaurant. So you then cant read the menu and just go of the specials board as it's mostly always written big on the black board! "
Phone pic and zoom in |
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By *ndisMan 30 weeks ago
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"When you refuse the need for reading glasses so don't take them out with you to the restaurant. So you then cant read the menu and just go of the specials board as it's mostly always written big on the black board!
Then I get moaned at by Mrs as she told me to just take the glasses!
Phone pic and zoom in "
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"You get Medial epicondylitis (Golfers elbow) from hammering half a dozen wooden stakes into the garden... That's my wanking days over for a while "
You turn the radio down to reverse park…
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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When they think the Master Chief is from Fortnite. Only us old farts know his history.
But yeah nah in all seriousness, someone's getting old if they're born in the 80s, I mean at that point they are either the same age or older than my mum which is crazy lol. |
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"When you used to watch blockbusters
Or got to blockbuster to hire a couple of films for the weekend lol"
Lmao and never had the film you wanted then get charged for taking the film you didnt want to see back late lol |
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"When you're filling a form in online and it asks for your D.O.B.and you keep scrolling and scrolling and scrolling...."
This!
And you walk into a room, but you have no idea what you went in there for.
Then you pace around aimlessly hoping it will come back to you....and it does come back, about 2 weeks later!!! |
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