Ey up good folks 
When wiping your derrière, how many leaves of loo roll do you go through on average?
Also, do you double/triple fold so as to avoid tearing and subsequent fetid fingers?
Finally….on a scale of 1-10, how crass would you rate this thread with 1 being: ‘Not crass whatsoever; Indeed I have found it to be a highly fascinating subject matter and one which is all too little discussed’ and 10 being: ‘Christ on stilts! This is indubitably deplorable and I am deeply offended by your vulgar impertinence you beast!’ |
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"Always great to visit somewhere they have quilted.
Otherwise it’s a double gold to keep the fingers free of anything unwanted."
Ooo I love quilted; luxurious on ones bagel it is.
I also really like scented tissue paper; the scent is subtle yet so sweet  |
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"Ey up good folks
When wiping your derrière, how many leaves of loo roll do you go through on average?
Also, do you double/triple fold so as to avoid tearing and subsequent fetid fingers?
Finally….on a scale of 1-10, how crass would you rate this thread with 1 being: ‘Not crass whatsoever; Indeed I have found it to be a highly fascinating subject matter and one which is all too little discussed’ and 10 being: ‘Christ on stilts! This is indubitably deplorable and I am deeply offended by your vulgar impertinence you beast!’ "
I use a Persian cat to wipe my arse
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By *ullyMan 46 weeks ago
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Quilted Toilette tissue then wet wipes I then wash myself with soap and water and a Bidet hose! I also sit down to pee, have done all my life, I never pee in the shower I turn the water off and use the loo! |
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