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‘Waiter, there’s a pubic hair in my soup!’
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Oi oi good folks 
When eating out (in a restaurant or eatery I imply - not cunnilingus thou rude minded buggers thou!) every now and then, one may be unfortuitous enough to experience unwelcome ‘extras’ that accompany the food…
In regards to this, what are the worst examples you have personally experienced?
Also, when this happens, do you immediately send it back for a replacement or else do you simply push it to the side of the plate and eat on nonchalantly?
I mean, a stray hair, some toe nail clippings or a random piece of rat shit ain’t the end of the world after all, right? (Or am I just a scumbalow?) |
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My dad and I were laughing about this the other day. When I was teenager eager to impress my dates grandmother I ate a slug that was in the salad she served rather than leave it on the plate.  . Honestly what was I thinking? |
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When I was living in a dorm, sharing one room with three other guys in the university, my parents visited me and bought me snacks from my hometown.
One of the snacks(macaroons) had tiny bugs running out of them. My parents were livid when they heard it. They got even more angry when I said my friends and I just threw away the bugs and ate the macroons. |
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"When I was living in a dorm, sharing one room with three other guys in the university, my parents visited me and bought me snacks from my hometown.
One of the snacks(macaroons) had tiny bugs running out of them. My parents were livid when they heard it. They got even more angry when I said my friends and I just threw away the bugs and ate the macroons."
That’s the spirit; why waste a perfectly good macaron  |
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"Waiter waiter theirs a fly in my soup............... don't shout or they'll all want one "
I found a fly in my coffee cup last summer.
I fished the little fella out and set it free (the coffee was luckily for him/her only luke warm).
…..I then drank the coffee |
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