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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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I mean it’s not if I do porn
I literally do porn
As for catgorys
Well I had my 15 minute off fame
I was ranked 56th in the world for the month on a porn scraper ranking site and I am not talking tv/ts ither
I went big and shot for the starts and categories it wrong ie woman
Was funny to see my name up in lights with the likes off natash nice and Madison Ivy Lena Paul
Only think I kick myself for is a litttrly missed out on 10k on earning on that video as to categories it wrong I wasn’t able to earn on it
Same video in the right category has literally earned me like $7
But it was nice to see
Also do get a good chunk knowing that littly 2.1 million people had a wank over my ass
Part off the video can be found on fab 2 December 2023 |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Younger man being corrupted by older women. None of that step mum shite though 
Go to your room.
I hate you! *Stomps up the stairs and slams the door*"
This is when the music would start... |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Younger man being corrupted by older women. None of that step mum shite though
Do you have a thing for older women? Kept that hidden."
It's not something I really like to promote, they'd all be out the woodwork otherwise  |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Younger man being corrupted by older women. None of that step mum shite though
Go to your room.
I hate you! *Stomps up the stairs and slams the door*
Go to My Room! "
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"Younger man being corrupted by older women. None of that step mum shite though
Do you have a thing for older women? Kept that hidden.
It's not something I really like to promote, they'd all be out the woodwork otherwise "
Coffin dodgers!
Kinky boy. |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Younger man being corrupted by older women. None of that step mum shite though
Go to your room.
I hate you! *Stomps up the stairs and slams the door*
This is when the music would start..."
God, my life is the LITERAL worst! |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Ideal? Erm... chubby young posh slut deepthroat lessons
Or, eager chubby caramel slut fucklicks her way to a promotion.
Covered my skin tone, my body size, included slut. Good job me."
Sounds to me like you should give it a go haha |
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"There's only one category I could fit into nowadays. I believe in playing to my strengths
Cougar is it  "
I'm thinking more pizza delivery guy knocks on door, can't get an answer. Peers through letter box, sees old lady has tripped over her Velcro slippers. Calls ambulance, has threesome with paramedics in the back of ambulance after they've picked old lady up and given her a cup.of tea. |
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"There's only one category I could fit into nowadays. I believe in playing to my strengths
Cougar is it
I'm thinking more pizza delivery guy knocks on door, can't get an answer. Peers through letter box, sees old lady has tripped over her Velcro slippers. Calls ambulance, has threesome with paramedics in the back of ambulance after they've picked old lady up and given her a cup.of tea. "
Does the old lady drink tea and watch? Or join in?! |
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By *j47Man 34 weeks ago
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"There's only one category I could fit into nowadays. I believe in playing to my strengths
Cougar is it
I'm thinking more pizza delivery guy knocks on door, can't get an answer. Peers through letter box, sees old lady has tripped over her Velcro slippers. Calls ambulance, has threesome with paramedics in the back of ambulance after they've picked old lady up and given her a cup.of tea. "
What happened the pizza |
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"There's only one category I could fit into nowadays. I believe in playing to my strengths
Cougar is it
I'm thinking more pizza delivery guy knocks on door, can't get an answer. Peers through letter box, sees old lady has tripped over her Velcro slippers. Calls ambulance, has threesome with paramedics in the back of ambulance after they've picked old lady up and given her a cup.of tea.
Does the old lady drink tea and watch? Or join in?!"
She puts a tot of brandy in the tea, hoists up her support stockings and dives straight in.  |
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"There's only one category I could fit into nowadays. I believe in playing to my strengths
Cougar is it
I'm thinking more pizza delivery guy knocks on door, can't get an answer. Peers through letter box, sees old lady has tripped over her Velcro slippers. Calls ambulance, has threesome with paramedics in the back of ambulance after they've picked old lady up and given her a cup.of tea.
What happened the pizza "
Pizza guy had the wrong address, the neighbours came round to collect it, saw what was going on and joined in.
They all had a slice of deep pan Hawaiian after |
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Hot female delivery driver forces her way into the house, ties me naked to the bed and alternates between sitting on my face, and sitting on my cock.
When she's had enough, she calls a Friend who does the same, then they have sex on top of me.
When they're done, they leave me tied down, with my front door wide open... |
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'room service' the maid called as she knocked on the door to the suite. It was the last room on her rounds and she was keen to get finished and get out of the maid's outfit. Who cleaned rooms these days in a traditional black and white dress, with white ruffle collar and that apron, it was more a nuisance and who wore skirts that short for work.
There was no answer so she let herself into the room. Steam was coming out of the partly closed door, whoever was in the room was in the shower.
'Room service' she called out again, and made her way to the bedroom. the bed was all ruffled . She stood wondering whether to continue or to leave.
there was a noise behind her and the door to the bathroom opened. Through the steam walked a hunk of a man, towel draped loosely over one shoulder, the other side in his hand as he was towel rubbing his hair.
He looked up in surprise - 'room service' the maid said - feather duster in hand.
a big grin came over the man's face - 'don't mind if I do' ............................... To be continued |
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"It would need a new category. But it would have a Disney theme  "
These lyrics spring to mind:
"I used to read Asian Babes and Playboy
And Mayfair was alright
But nowadays I just masturbate
To the Lion King each night
I go and see every Disney movie
As soon as it's released
And when I'm randy I think of Bambi
And Beauty and the Beast..."
(I think I'd get in trouble pasting the rest!!) |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"It would need a new category. But it would have a Disney theme
These lyrics spring to mind:
"I used to read Asian Babes and Playboy
And Mayfair was alright
But nowadays I just masturbate
To the Lion King each night
I go and see every Disney movie
As soon as it's released
And when I'm randy I think of Bambi
And Beauty and the Beast..."
(I think I'd get in trouble pasting the rest!!)"
I now know what music should be playing too. Thank you.   |
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By *ild_oatsMan 34 weeks ago
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"Think I prob go for handyman goes round to sort out a leak …"
My neighbour clearly doesn’t watch that type of porn as I’ve been round there for the last couple of hours fixing a leak on the kitchen sink….. |
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"It would need a new category. But it would have a Disney theme
These lyrics spring to mind:
"I used to read Asian Babes and Playboy
And Mayfair was alright
But nowadays I just masturbate
To the Lion King each night
I go and see every Disney movie
As soon as it's released
And when I'm randy I think of Bambi
And Beauty and the Beast..."
(I think I'd get in trouble pasting the rest!!)
I now know what music should be playing too. Thank you. "
Just need someone to film it and you got your porn block buster |
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"Ideal? Erm... chubby young posh slut deepthroat lessons
Or, eager chubby caramel slut fucklicks her way to a promotion.
Covered my skin tone, my body size, included slut. Good job me."
As someone who is over 25, you go into the MILF category |
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By *eliWoman 34 weeks ago
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"Ideal? Erm... chubby young posh slut deepthroat lessons
Or, eager chubby caramel slut fucklicks her way to a promotion.
Covered my skin tone, my body size, included slut. Good job me.
As someone who is over 25, you go into the MILF category "
 Truly heartbreaking.
Anyway, think I'll be fine. They frequently drop the real ages of porn actresses. |
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"Ideal? Erm... chubby young posh slut deepthroat lessons
Or, eager chubby caramel slut fucklicks her way to a promotion.
Covered my skin tone, my body size, included slut. Good job me.
As someone who is over 25, you go into the MILF category
Truly heartbreaking.
Anyway, think I'll be fine. They frequently drop the real ages of porn actresses."
It’s the jump from being a ‘babe’ at ‘19’  to then being a young ‘stepmom’ at ‘27’. |
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"It would need a new category. But it would have a Disney theme
These lyrics spring to mind:
"I used to read Asian Babes and Playboy
And Mayfair was alright
But nowadays I just masturbate
To the Lion King each night
I go and see every Disney movie
As soon as it's released
And when I'm randy I think of Bambi
And Beauty and the Beast..."
(I think I'd get in trouble pasting the rest!!)
I now know what music should be playing too. Thank you.
Just need someone to film it and you got your porn block buster "
So I need
A.Rapunzel, A Belle and An Ariel … I can be Eric.
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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago
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"Ideally girl on girl
But I’d do mfm with DP action to 
Would definitely watch  which would you prefer to see ?
Me in DP porn or me in girl on girl "
Watch? Probably you with second smoking hot PAWG, that'd be brilliant.
If I can participate then I'll say DP |
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By *C79Man 34 weeks ago
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I think my easy option would be the bearded, tattooed dadbod in a CFNM scenario. Preferably outside somewhere.
Fantasy would be FFM oral or anything with lots of people watching/playing |
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A dashing highwayman holds up a stagecoach. The cowardly driver flees into the woods leaving his two nubile female passengers at the mercy of the fiendish villain.
The horses watch in with a mixture of fascination and, indeed, arousal |
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"Ideal? Erm... chubby young posh slut deepthroat lessons
Or, eager chubby caramel slut fucklicks her way to a promotion.
Covered my skin tone, my body size, included slut. Good job me."
You're hired- whan are you free to start filming? |
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