I know it’s an American thing but imagine we’re going to meet.. what should I bring in my Fanny Pack!! ?
( you filthy minded pervs didn’t think i meant women who want to get their hands on me .. did you??)  |
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"Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily  "
Pmsl - trust me you’ll hurt your foot if you trod on it - ive got a massive one i want to watch you tackle!!!   |
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"Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily
Pmsl - trust me you’ll hurt your foot if you trod on it - ive got a massive one i want to watch you tackle!!! "
Easy mate. I'm a dab had at it. I'd put on a jolly good show for you.
I've never been asked to tread on it before.... sit on it, yes. But as long as it stays hard and doesn't melt away, we'd have hours of fun
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"Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily
Pmsl - trust me you’ll hurt your foot if you trod on it - ive got a massive one i want to watch you tackle!!!
Easy mate. I'm a dab had at it. I'd put on a jolly good show for you.
I've never been asked to tread on it before.... sit on it, yes. But as long as it stays hard and doesn't melt away, we'd have hours of fun
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I reckon theres enough for 3 goes at it to be fair… I wonder if I can get a research grant? I’ll put you as co-sponsor/ research partner |
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"Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily
Pmsl - trust me you’ll hurt your foot if you trod on it - ive got a massive one i want to watch you tackle!!!
Easy mate. I'm a dab had at it. I'd put on a jolly good show for you.
I've never been asked to tread on it before.... sit on it, yes. But as long as it stays hard and doesn't melt away, we'd have hours of fun
I reckon theres enough for 3 goes at it to be fair… I wonder if I can get a research grant? I’ll put you as co-sponsor/ research partner "
That'll do nicely, Todger.
I refrained from attaching my usual price list as I do believe its against the rules, but I'm sure we can negotiate adequate expenses out of your grant
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"Snacks, Todger. Always snacks. May I suggest a Toblerone? And not one of those tiddly ones. I want to see your pack bulging with something I struggle to fit in my mouth easily
Pmsl - trust me you’ll hurt your foot if you trod on it - ive got a massive one i want to watch you tackle!!!
Easy mate. I'm a dab had at it. I'd put on a jolly good show for you.
I've never been asked to tread on it before.... sit on it, yes. But as long as it stays hard and doesn't melt away, we'd have hours of fun
I reckon theres enough for 3 goes at it to be fair… I wonder if I can get a research grant? I’ll put you as co-sponsor/ research partner
That'll do nicely, Todger.
I refrained from attaching my usual price list as I do believe its against the rules, but I'm sure we can negotiate adequate expenses out of your grant
x"
I thought that said out of my Gran!! No one gets money out of her!! Please send your T&C’s to my inbox with 2 forms of ID - a copy of todays newspaper as proof of life and complete the tie breaker ‘ I want you to spank me big boy.. because…’. In less than 2000 words |
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