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Your expected day on fab.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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So when you log into Fab, what do you expect?
Is it a bit like going to work, where it’s different day same old s….stuff!?
or do you log on with the innocence of an excited child on a birthday ready to open presents and find some great surprises 
How is your fab experience so far? |
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"I expect to bang my head against a brick wall.
Mutter FFS a few hundred times.
Be thankful I'm single.
And look at a pretty penis or 2.
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Don't bang your head against a brick wall, youll mess up your hair. Scream into a pillow instead. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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No expectations at all. A view is always nice to see but if that view isn’t followed up with a wink or a message then I’m back to square 1 anyway. A nice perv and if any friends on line then a little convo. That’s as far as expectations go |
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I don't log on with any expectations really. Usually a morning fab message to those on friend list and some others.
A click on who has viewed me check my update button fab a few pictures along the way.
Coffee update status and off to work usually.
Days off are different still working on my profile so that's my task on days off this week. |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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Different day same stuff.
Some dick pics, some men asking how I am, some asking for a insta meet. Once every few months I might get a message that actually makes me use brain power. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 35 weeks ago
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"I don't log on with any expectations really. Usually a morning fab message to those on friend list and some others.
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Yes, some days I log on with that attitude. But that’s also the hopefulness and fact statistically, something must change one day.  |
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By *ornycougaWoman 35 weeks ago
NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat |
I have a routine on here.
Make coffee
Check my friend updates
Check my hotlist updates
Scan my inbox
Have a cry and/or bang head against wall before leaving with nothing touched
Mooch around the forums
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I exepct to log in.
Have some messages from.straight guys wanting to suck my dick cos thats their kink.
Have other a tually straight guys message me asking to fuck my partner.
Occasionally find a woman profile that is interesting who i may have a sound connection with, send well worded message, have it deleted or ignored.
They very rare interactions that i actually get on here used to make it worth while being a member but less and less so.
so many fakes profiles, so many people join and leave (i understand why) it can get very tedious
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No expectations, but a few one-line DMs and messages addressed to Mr (rather than both of us - one of our pet peeves) are likely.
A great message from someone who’s taken the effort to read our profile still makes our bits flutter x |
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By *ustBoWoman 35 weeks ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
I pop in and out browse the forums usually, might post on the odd thread that I take an interest in. Inbox is happily usually empty so don't need to look at that.
Might check updates a couple of times a week. But ye that's about it really.
No expectations and no dissappointments . |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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"I expect to bang my head against a brick wall.
Mutter FFS a few hundred times.
Be thankful I'm single.
And look at a pretty penis or 2.
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Hahahaha this made me actually LOL |
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In my location, which is almost totally devoid of opportunities, I expect to login several times, find absolutely no views, messages or new members hereabouts, logout and wonder why the fuck I'm still wasting my time doing it. |
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Log in at breakfast time.
Check updates for what my disgustingly perverted friends have been up to.
Scroll through forum looking for all the threads that might interest me. Post stupid comments.
Chuckle to myself at my own juvenility.
Return at lunchtime to do the same.
Return at dinnertime to do the same.
Return in the evening to do the same. |
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"Log in at breakfast time.
Check updates for what my disgustingly perverted friends have been up to.
Scroll through forum looking for all the threads that might interest me. Post stupid comments.
Chuckle to myself at my own juvenility.
Return at lunchtime to do the same.
Return at dinnertime to do the same.
Return in the evening to do the same."
You are so missed when you are not on |
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By *oodoodMan 35 weeks ago
Suffolk / Essex borders |
Log on, catch up with a couple of friends. Count the number of deleted messages. Go cock blind from straying on to new pics. See if anything worth joining in with on forums. Fab some pics / perv then get on with never ending work teams meetings interspersed with occasional re-perv |
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By (user no longer on site) 35 weeks ago
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I generally log in when I have a bit of time, mainly to post to the forums for 10-15min flurries before going about my day again.
I answer messages as and when I have time too as I want to put some thought into them as opposed to word-vomitting out a reply |
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"So when you log into Fab, what do you expect?
Is it a bit like going to work, where it’s different day same old s….stuff!?
or do you log on with the innocence of an excited child on a birthday ready to open presents and find some great surprises
How is your fab experience so far? "
I tell you what I didn’t expect - 54 views in one day. I mean wtf is going on today?!! Is it because I’m getting veris from the MLS I wonder?
I normally get 10 views a day but my account is on fire! |
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Expectations of fab or people on fab went years ago, so there is no expectations for me these days.
I find this is the best way to navigate this fab world....
I mooch the forums and chat shit these days is all...
Mr |
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Genuinely every day is different.
Most of the time we either have people outside of our age group or at the other end of the country wanting to meet asap (and generally just me the female for bi meets, even though I'm not bi and our profile clearly states this).
We'll have a couple of winks from others.
Fabs are generally all the pictures of me naked from single men, many of whom have fabbed every single picture or video we've ever uploaded. I imagine they're sitting there desperately hoping we'll message.
Generally I'll have a quick flick through who's viewed our profile to see if anyone piques interest.
Normally chat with the 4 or 5 couples we've connected with and answer the few messages in between.
Read and reply in forums as I like the different interactions and viewpoints.
C xoxo |
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Log on,
Check messages, usually none or the odd one we wouldn't entertain.
Check updates and perv I mean peruse over what friends and hotlist are up to
Go on forums, post on random threads and mostly be ignored or kill them 
Tinder |
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"Different day same stuff.
Some dick pics, some men asking how I am, some asking for a insta meet. Once every few months I might get a message that actually makes me use brain power."
Same same.
Zero expectations at the moment. |
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So, I logged in and my inbox was showing some eleventyhundred messages.
All those beautiful ladies, TS's and gentlemen who had glanced at my profile and though Jesus wept, I got to get me some of that.
There were invites, there were pictures, there were offers to fly across the world to buy a coffee at a crap gatwick terminal just so they could fill their eyeballs with the little short balding tugtastic bundle of hot phwoarr that is me.
My diary is booked up with daytime meets, evening meets, and assorted culinary meats to the point my little balls will be drained dry, to the point i'd need so much IV viagra just to get through everyone that my eyeballs and tongue would be rock solid as well.
I couldn't believe it that my ikkle wee self could be so wanted and popular.
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Then I woke up and it was morning.  |
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