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"As it's the run up to Easter, how do you eat your Cadbury's creme egg?
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I caress the shiny casing for a few minutes, then hold it gently in my right hand, delighting in the besutiful colours, before raising my arm up...
And then throwing the whole disgusting ball of sweet sickliness into the bin. |
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I gaze adoringly for a few seconds, building up the near-religious intensity.
Then I lick the top about three times, bite about a third off, chew in ecstasy, swallow, and then dump the whole thing in my gob, chew madly, try to avoid the dribble and drool (about 50% success rate), swallow, feel sick, then think "Just why Webb? Why? It always makes you feel sick!".
Then I repeat two or three times over Easter and am glad when temptation is removed via their advertising budget being spent  . |
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"As it's the run up to Easter, how do you eat your Cadbury's creme egg?
I caress the shiny casing for a few minutes, then hold it gently in my right hand, delighting in the besutiful colours, before raising my arm up...
And then throwing the whole disgusting ball of sweet sickliness into the bin."
Having had too many today, I can belatedly see the wisdom in this |
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"I gaze adoringly for a few seconds, building up the near-religious intensity.
Then I lick the top about three times, bite about a third off, chew in ecstasy, swallow, and then dump the whole thing in my gob, chew madly, try to avoid the dribble and drool (about 50% success rate), swallow, feel sick, then think "Just why Webb? Why? It always makes you feel sick!".
Then I repeat two or three times over Easter and am glad when temptation is removed via their advertising budget being spent ."
A man after my own heart. I'm currently in the regret stage. |
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"I gaze adoringly for a few seconds, building up the near-religious intensity.
Then I lick the top about three times, bite about a third off, chew in ecstasy, swallow, and then dump the whole thing in my gob, chew madly, try to avoid the dribble and drool (about 50% success rate), swallow, feel sick, then think "Just why Webb? Why? It always makes you feel sick!".
Then I repeat two or three times over Easter and am glad when temptation is removed via their advertising budget being spent .
A man after my own heart. I'm currently in the regret stage. "
It's not a good place to be, is it?
But we always go back for a bit more....later... |
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"Shaping up to a real gender divide on the creme egg front! Unexpected outcome."
I was thinking that too..wonder why?
So I know I'm doing something I'll regret a bit, but there's that moment that's SOOOO GOOD it's worth the other shit afterwards.
Because it is THAT GOOD.
Does that fit into gender narratives? |
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"As it's the run up to Easter, how do you eat your Cadbury's creme egg?
I caress the shiny casing for a few minutes, then hold it gently in my right hand, delighting in the besutiful colours, before raising my arm up...
And then throwing the whole disgusting ball of sweet sickliness into the bin."
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Start off gently nibbling the top and, then use my oral skills to drain the contents all over my tongue and down my throat.
Whatever's left gets the full chomp chomp chomp treatment..
Then I start on the cream egg  |
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