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By *ea monkey OP Man 47 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I’m shamelessly C+P’ing this preamble from Posh, mainly because I’m lazy and also in deference to her. So here’s her words, feel free to do what she says…
Because quite frankly some of us are too shy to actually tell the people we like... and my mates are proper perverts (yes, I'm looking at you, Misty... among others)... I figured one of these might be fun.
Just don't forget... send messages, it's anonymous after all! Although owning up can lead to damn good things
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
6) don't forget the OP is a needy wench too
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 47 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Hey Tea Monkey. My naughty mate has an image of you, Jessica Grace, me, and him together. Apparently it throws up all kinds of possibilities.
Sounds like a jolly good game of monopoly to me  "
Everyone likes a game of monopoly, right? |
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"Hey Tea Monkey. My naughty mate has an image of you, Jessica Grace, me, and him together. Apparently it throws up all kinds of possibilities.
Sounds like a jolly good game of monopoly to me
Everyone likes a game of monopoly, right? "
Hopefully everyone passes Go. |
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Incoming for Tea Monkey from an absolute beauty. Oh, we're jealous of this one!
Please can you tell Tea Monkey that I am very much looking forward to all the 'firsts' with him. From the hello hugs to passionate Kisses, tender touches, tastes, moments, and orgasms. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 47 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Incoming for Tea Monkey from an absolute beauty. Oh, we're jealous of this one!
Please can you tell Tea Monkey that I am very much looking forward to all the 'firsts' with him. From the hello hugs to passionate Kisses, tender touches, tastes, moments, and orgasms. "
Oh my! |
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"Hey there Nora. My sexy young mate asked me to pass this on
Will you tell Nora that I can’t wait for bikini weather to be upon us.
Awwww fiddles 
Whaaat. 
 I’ll send you some in April "
Do you think they’ll fit me?  |
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"Hey there Nora. My sexy young mate asked me to pass this on
Will you tell Nora that I can’t wait for bikini weather to be upon us.
Awwww fiddles
Whaaat.
I’ll send you some in April
Do you think they’ll fit me? "
. Pics you plum |
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My brand new mate has asked me to pass on the following
Misty Peaks, you look incredible in that picture with your green dress sitting on top of the laundry basket. It’s a shame your age range isn’t from 25, but I’ll be 26 next month!   |
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Warminside
I’ve got a message from a lingerie clad lovely who asks me to pass this on.
Please can you tell _arminside that I’d very much like to be his friend and that I’d like to feel him _arminside
There’s an offer you can’t refuse. |
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Cookie, hi gorgeous.
A dapper gent asks
Cookie
That shirt is only good for being a cum rag, so I guess it’s a good thing there’s going to be a lot to clean up once I’ve finished perving on your bum
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Boo, this one's for you.
What’s the sexual equivalent of taking the match ball home after scoring a hat trick? "
I don't know much about football, but I think they get to ride the match ball owners face for hours as a souvenir?
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Woody,
A rather sexy yet workshy deviant has asked me to pass this on.
Please let Woody know that he didn't seem very shy when I met him. He didn't seem to mind when I got him wet either
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Haha. We should have got a photo. |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Boo, someone is secretly hoping the weather gets colder again and hopes they can use your amazing boobs as their ear muffs. "
Ear Muff service is avaliable all year round, just be prepared in the Summer months to unstick your own face from them. |
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By *ookie46Woman 47 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Cookie, hi gorgeous.
A dapper gent asks
Cookie
That shirt is only good for being a cum rag, so I guess it’s a good thing there’s going to be a lot to clean up once I’ve finished perving on your bum
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Ahh that’s ok I’ll use it to gag you when we’re done |
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"Hey there General Kenobi, my rather delightful mate says
If I wear a Princess Leia outfit would you take me to the dark side?"
Normally I’d say yes but I knew young Leia as a child and it seems a little wrong |
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By *sWyldWoman 47 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
I actually had to do some work so a little late with this one.
A gorgeous girl has sent me this..
Message for:The Gatekeeper
I'm hungry
It's nearly lunchtime
How about a Hatrick over the dinner table?
You're in for a treat! |
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"Em - you're up
This sexy man says:
Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places"
Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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Mrs Wyld
My very gorgeous friend would like you to know that it’s really lovely every time you pop up in a thread.
And he thinks that you’re rather really attractive too.
what a darling  |
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"Em - you're up
This sexy man says:
Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places
Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there "
Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"Brattybeau, this one's for you.
This charming man says that "I’d love a private viewing of her modelling her lingerie collection."
I wonder if he will also provide some inspiration... "
I hope he finds the courage to message and ask |
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By *sWyldWoman 47 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"Mrs Wyld
My very gorgeous friend would like you to know that it’s really lovely every time you pop up in a thread.
And he thinks that you’re rather really attractive too.
what a darling "
Aww thank you |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 47 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very chatty friend has sent me this message;
Please tell Newcat that I would help to remove that transparent slug making its way over her body.
I would however need assistance with my balls, whilst I carried out this delicate procedure.
How can you turn that down?! |
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By *ewcatWoman 47 weeks ago
Berkshire |
"A very chatty friend has sent me this message;
Please tell Newcat that I would help to remove that transparent slug making its way over her body.
I would however need assistance with my balls, whilst I carried out this delicate procedure.
How can you turn that down?! "
Me and the transparent slug (Devils tongue glass dildo I assume?) are exceedingly good friends. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 47 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I think my postie has gone on strike.
*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread..... "
You can’t trust the post these days. Give it 3 working days then take your proof of postage to the office |
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My very patient mate, who definitely remembers that some posties have the school run at 3pm has sent this one 
Can you please tell MsWyld that those look like the perfect pillows to rest my weary head on in her lovely new photos.
And I don't mean the ones that came with the bed...... |
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"Newcat
A very sexy and popular and top guy (no not me) has this message for you.
How lovely to see you posting again, it would be even nicer to see you posing for me
Oh I say "
I should add I’d like to see you posing for him too |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 47 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My very patient mate, who definitely remembers that some posties have the school run at 3pm has sent this one
Can you please tell MsWyld that those look like the perfect pillows to rest my weary head on in her lovely new photos.
And I don't mean the ones that came with the bed...... "
It’s an absolute mystery as to who your friend could be… |
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By *bi HaiveMan 47 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I think my postie has gone on strike.
*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....
Bring me your lost item ticket, I’m sure I can find your package.
"
Ah. It seems it may have been located.
But thanks for the offer. If only another nail hadn't been banged into my coffin this month.....I'm forever losing packages...... |
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By *bi HaiveMan 47 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"My very patient mate, who definitely remembers that some posties have the school run at 3pm has sent this one
Can you please tell MsWyld that those look like the perfect pillows to rest my weary head on in her lovely new photos.
And I don't mean the ones that came with the bed......
It’s an absolute mystery as to who your friend could be… "
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"Em - you're up
This sexy man says:
Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places
Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there
Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff. "
Maybe the poster is Scottish, I could return the favour |
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"Em - you're up
This sexy man says:
Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places
Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there
Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.
Maybe the poster is Scottish, I could return the favour "
You could sell tickets for that. |
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"Em - you're up
This sexy man says:
Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places
Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there
Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.
Maybe the poster is Scottish, I could return the favour "
I’m Scottish! What am I signing up for? |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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NEWCAT -
A gentleman wants to know if the luckiest guy in the world who took those snaps of yours that he’s printed out and stuck over his Look‘in posters in his wallfrom a child, has lost their boner yet?
Because somehow he doubts it. Because he said he as a hard’on that could knock in nails when he just looked at you........ |
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"Em - you're up
This sexy man says:
Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places
Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there
Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.
Maybe the poster is Scottish, I could return the favour
I’m Scottish! What am I signing up for? "
Nothing to worry about, an arseful of thistles is all. |
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Mrs Rickshawed
A handsome chap of some repute round these parts who always sees things in a good light, he’s asked me to pass this on.
Tell that Mrs Rickshawed that it’s high time she took some new photographs. And I think they should feature my cock, in her delightful mouth.
Now I’m not one to suggest you comply but I’m sure he speaks for all of us there. |
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"Mrs Rickshawed
A handsome chap of some repute round these parts who always sees things in a good light, he’s asked me to pass this on.
Tell that Mrs Rickshawed that it’s high time she took some new photographs. And I think they should feature my cock, in her delightful mouth.
Now I’m not one to suggest you comply but I’m sure he speaks for all of us there. "
Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm not sure they'd all fit |
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"Mrs Rickshawed
A handsome chap of some repute round these parts who always sees things in a good light, he’s asked me to pass this on.
Tell that Mrs Rickshawed that it’s high time she took some new photographs. And I think they should feature my cock, in her delightful mouth.
Now I’m not one to suggest you comply but I’m sure he speaks for all of us there.
Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm not sure they'd all fit "
That’s not what G said. |
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By *ewcatWoman 47 weeks ago
Berkshire |
"NEWCAT -
A gentleman wants to know if the luckiest guy in the world who took those snaps of yours that he’s printed out and stuck over his Look‘in posters in his wallfrom a child, has lost their boner yet?
Because somehow he doubts it. Because he said he as a hard’on that could knock in nails when he just looked at you........ "
Who says it was a man |
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By *ewcatWoman 47 weeks ago
Berkshire |
"I think my postie has gone on strike.
*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....
Bring me your lost item ticket, I’m sure I can find your package.
Ah. It seems it may have been located.
But thanks for the offer. If only another nail hadn't been banged into my coffin this month.....I'm forever losing packages...... "
Happy Birthday month |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 47 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"NEWCAT -
A gentleman wants to know if the luckiest guy in the world who took those snaps of yours that he’s printed out and stuck over his Look‘in posters in his wallfrom a child, has lost their boner yet?
Because somehow he doubts it. Because he said he as a hard’on that could knock in nails when he just looked at you........
Who says it was a man "
Check. Mate. |
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By *bi HaiveMan 47 weeks ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I think my postie has gone on strike.
*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....
Bring me your lost item ticket, I’m sure I can find your package.
Ah. It seems it may have been located.
But thanks for the offer. If only another nail hadn't been banged into my coffin this month.....I'm forever losing packages......
Happy Birthday month "
Thanks, although I'm more likely to celebrate a Tory election win than I am adding another digit these days... |
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By (user no longer on site) 47 weeks ago
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"NEWCAT -
A gentleman wants to know if the luckiest guy in the world who took those snaps of yours that he’s printed out and stuck over his Look‘in posters in his wallfrom a child, has lost their boner yet?
Because somehow he doubts it. Because he said he as a hard’on that could knock in nails when he just looked at you........
Who says it was a man "
….. damn!…. You want to make him even harder? I feel sorry for him now, he’s definitely not answering the door tonight. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man 47 weeks ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I think my postie has gone on strike.
*or works for Evri and has delivered it to the wrong thread.....
Bring me your lost item ticket, I’m sure I can find your package.
Ah. It seems it may have been located.
But thanks for the offer. If only another nail hadn't been banged into my coffin this month.....I'm forever losing packages......
Happy Birthday month
Thanks, although I'm more likely to celebrate a Tory election win than I am adding another digit these days... "
That’s not factually correct… |
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"Em - you're up
This sexy man says:
Seducing_Em I'd like to stuff you with 4 leaf clovers so you get lucky in all the right places
Can we just scatter them on the outside? I'm pretty sure my vag wouldn't like those in there
Just be glad you’re not Scottish. Imagine a thistle up your chuff.
Maybe the poster is Scottish, I could return the favour
I’m Scottish! What am I signing up for?
Nothing to worry about, an arseful of thistles is all. "
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