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"Provide humour and snacks
What sort of jokes do you like? I have a few up my sleeve
Inappropriate/dark humour  "
A boy walks in on his father masturbating. the boy, curious asks him, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "This is called masturbating, and pretty soon you will be doing it also."
The kid, puzzled, asks, "How do you know that?"
The father goes "Because my arm is getting tired."
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"Provide humour and snacks
What sort of jokes do you like? I have a few up my sleeve
Inappropriate/dark humour
A boy walks in on his father masturbating. the boy, curious asks him, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "This is called masturbating, and pretty soon you will be doing it also."
The kid, puzzled, asks, "How do you know that?"
The father goes "Because my arm is getting tired."
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"Provide humour and snacks
What sort of jokes do you like? I have a few up my sleeve
Inappropriate/dark humour
A boy walks in on his father masturbating. the boy, curious asks him, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "This is called masturbating, and pretty soon you will be doing it also."
The kid, puzzled, asks, "How do you know that?"
The father goes "Because my arm is getting tired."
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Hahaha not heard that. Nicked |
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"How could I improve this thread?
Provide a penis-over-toilet image gallery. Bonus marks for skid marks in the bowl.
Failing that, a mug of milky coffee and some chocolate, please!"
I'm working on it  |
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"Provide humour and snacks
What sort of jokes do you like? I have a few up my sleeve
Inappropriate/dark humour
A boy walks in on his father masturbating. the boy, curious asks him, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "This is called masturbating, and pretty soon you will be doing it also."
The kid, puzzled, asks, "How do you know that?"
The father goes "Because my arm is getting tired."
Hahaha not heard that. Nicked"
I trawled the Internet for about 10 minutes to find one that was acceptable but gave up |
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"How could I improve this thread?
Provide a penis-over-toilet image gallery. Bonus marks for skid marks in the bowl.
Failing that, a mug of milky coffee and some chocolate, please!
I'm working on it "
While you're up I'll have a large pinot grigio please  |
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"Provide humour and snacks
What sort of jokes do you like? I have a few up my sleeve
Inappropriate/dark humour
A boy walks in on his father masturbating. the boy, curious asks him, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "This is called masturbating, and pretty soon you will be doing it also."
The kid, puzzled, asks, "How do you know that?"
The father goes "Because my arm is getting tired."
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I'm laughing , 9/10 for sure! |
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By (user no longer on site) 45 weeks ago
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"Provide humour and snacks
What sort of jokes do you like? I have a few up my sleeve
Inappropriate/dark humour
A boy walks in on his father masturbating. the boy, curious asks him, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "This is called masturbating, and pretty soon you will be doing it also."
The kid, puzzled, asks, "How do you know that?"
The father goes "Because my arm is getting tired."
Hahaha not heard that. Nicked
I trawled the Internet for about 10 minutes to find one that was acceptable but gave up"
"Acceptable" jokes equals rubbish jokes |
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"How could I improve this thread?
Provide a penis-over-toilet image gallery. Bonus marks for skid marks in the bowl.
Failing that, a mug of milky coffee and some chocolate, please!
I'm working on it
While you're up I'll have a large pinot grigio please "
Have the bottle. Will save me getting up again |
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"Provide humour and snacks
What sort of jokes do you like? I have a few up my sleeve
Inappropriate/dark humour
A boy walks in on his father masturbating. the boy, curious asks him, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "This is called masturbating, and pretty soon you will be doing it also."
The kid, puzzled, asks, "How do you know that?"
The father goes "Because my arm is getting tired."
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Hahahahaha |
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"How could I improve this thread?
Provide a penis-over-toilet image gallery. Bonus marks for skid marks in the bowl.
Failing that, a mug of milky coffee and some chocolate, please!
I'm working on it "
Work harder, man! |
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"Provide humour and snacks
What sort of jokes do you like? I have a few up my sleeve
Inappropriate/dark humour
A boy walks in on his father masturbating. the boy, curious asks him, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "This is called masturbating, and pretty soon you will be doing it also."
The kid, puzzled, asks, "How do you know that?"
The father goes "Because my arm is getting tired."
Hahaha not heard that. Nicked
I trawled the Internet for about 10 minutes to find one that was acceptable but gave up"
You only had to go to the jokes thread where I banged this little badger in...
A guy goes to the doctor and tells the doc that he has a smelly orange cock. The doctor asks him to pull down his Y fronts. Sure enough, an orange cock and there is an odour of cheese.
"Well I've never seen a phallus like this before" said the doctor.
The doctor looks concerned and asks if he is sexually active. Has he had an STI? The man explains that he has not had sex in years.
He asks if he wears tight underwear and if his personal hygiene is good. The man explains he showers twice a day and his pants are loose.
The doc then informs the young man that he believes that it is probably stress related and asks him if he has a stressful job.
The man looks sheepish and informs the doctor that he just sits in his office, watches Fab 'Hot Videos' and eats Wotsits.
I think this is an 8 to your 9 mind! |
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"Provide humour and snacks
What sort of jokes do you like? I have a few up my sleeve
Inappropriate/dark humour
A boy walks in on his father masturbating. the boy, curious asks him, "Dad, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "This is called masturbating, and pretty soon you will be doing it also."
The kid, puzzled, asks, "How do you know that?"
The father goes "Because my arm is getting tired."
Hahaha not heard that. Nicked
I trawled the Internet for about 10 minutes to find one that was acceptable but gave up
You only had to go to the jokes thread where I banged this little badger in...
A guy goes to the doctor and tells the doc that he has a smelly orange cock. The doctor asks him to pull down his Y fronts. Sure enough, an orange cock and there is an odour of cheese.
"Well I've never seen a phallus like this before" said the doctor.
The doctor looks concerned and asks if he is sexually active. Has he had an STI? The man explains that he has not had sex in years.
He asks if he wears tight underwear and if his personal hygiene is good. The man explains he showers twice a day and his pants are loose.
The doc then informs the young man that he believes that it is probably stress related and asks him if he has a stressful job.
The man looks sheepish and informs the doctor that he just sits in his office, watches Fab 'Hot Videos' and eats Wotsits.
I think this is an 8 to your 9 mind!"
That's actually good |
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It's easy when you create every other thread
I want to start more 
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"Thighs, thighs always help!
How many days till Christmas?
No idea but looks like I just got my present "
FFS. Daizy gets thighs but where's the toilet bowl pic?! There's a sniff of "ism" about this |
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"Thighs, thighs always help!
How many days till Christmas?
No idea but looks like I just got my present
FFS. Daizy gets thighs but where's the toilet bowl pic?! There's a sniff of "ism" about this "
I had a sit down wee earlier to be inclusive |
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By *aizyWoman 45 weeks ago
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"Thighs, thighs always help!
How many days till Christmas?
No idea but looks like I just got my present
FFS. Daizy gets thighs but where's the toilet bowl pic?! There's a sniff of "ism" about this "
I didn't ask for thighs I only wanted jam doughnuts, but I'll take thighs! Give the lady a toilet bowl pic, Willy! |
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"Thighs, thighs always help!
How many days till Christmas?
No idea but looks like I just got my present
FFS. Daizy gets thighs but where's the toilet bowl pic?! There's a sniff of "ism" about this "
I'm taking it as a compliment that you mistook me for Daizy |
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"Thighs, thighs always help!
How many days till Christmas?
No idea but looks like I just got my present
FFS. Daizy gets thighs but where's the toilet bowl pic?! There's a sniff of "ism" about this
I'm taking it as a compliment that you mistook me for Daizy "
Fuck. I'm blaming the eye drops I've put in. I'm seeing the world in a beautiful haze |
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"Thighs, thighs always help!
How many days till Christmas?
No idea but looks like I just got my present
FFS. Daizy gets thighs but where's the toilet bowl pic?! There's a sniff of "ism" about this
I had a sit down wee earlier to be inclusive "
Denied. Flop it out |
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By *aizyWoman 45 weeks ago
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"Thighs, thighs always help!
How many days till Christmas?
No idea but looks like I just got my present
FFS. Daizy gets thighs but where's the toilet bowl pic?! There's a sniff of "ism" about this
I'm taking it as a compliment that you mistook me for Daizy
Fuck. I'm blaming the eye drops I've put in. I'm seeing the world in a beautiful haze "
If there are eye drops that make me look like Em I am going to need everyone to start using them!  |
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"Thighs, thighs always help!
How many days till Christmas?
No idea but looks like I just got my present
FFS. Daizy gets thighs but where's the toilet bowl pic?! There's a sniff of "ism" about this
I'm taking it as a compliment that you mistook me for Daizy
Fuck. I'm blaming the eye drops I've put in. I'm seeing the world in a beautiful haze
If there are eye drops that make me look like Em I am going to need everyone to start using them! "
Everything looks like Vaseline has been smeared over the world, right now |
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"How could I improve this thread?
Provide a penis-over-toilet image gallery. Bonus marks for skid marks in the bowl.
Failing that, a mug of milky coffee and some chocolate, please!
I'm working on it
While you're up I'll have a large pinot grigio please
Have the bottle. Will save me getting up again "
Thanks ! It's almost like you known me |
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"Add helmet cheese (room temperature) and bogies (can be taken from frozen stock if no fresh to hand).
I make new friends this way ."
I knew someone who would put bogies on the steering wheel, whilst his wife was driving
Good morning Smeg  |
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"Add helmet cheese (room temperature) and bogies (can be taken from frozen stock if no fresh to hand).
I make new friends this way .
I knew someone who would put bogies on the steering wheel, whilst his wife was driving
Good morning Smeg "
Morning Willy .
I hope the steering wheel bogies were by consent, or at least CNC bogies? |
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Does anyone other guy get it where their balls shrivel up when the exercise hard? 