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What's your horn level?
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"We've not had this for ages!
0 - Drier than the Sahara, limper than a soggy lettuce, not even with someone else's
10 - Hornier than a rhino, triceratops or horned toad.
J"
Certainly hovering around the 9 mark at the moment. It is almost the weekend!
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By *eliWoman 37 weeks ago
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Oh hai cocksnob. 
It's complicated. It's high, narwhal horn high but I'm trying to remember I'm not a s*ave to my libido and I can resist rather tempting offers. I think. Will probably fail tomorrow. |
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"We've not had this for ages!
0 - Drier than the Sahara, limper than a soggy lettuce, not even with someone else's
10 - Hornier than a rhino, triceratops or horned toad.
J"
A decided 7. Manageable but a little bit annoying 
Will get that sorted later
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"4 Riley, oh is like a constant 11 he would happily go 3 times a day and only stop for a coffee. I just can't keep up with him
He wrote that didn't he..."
Haha nope, I think I was having a bit of a positive rant. Like it's great but I'm bloody knackered. |
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"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says  "
Neither do I. I was struggling to think of things with horns. I completely forgot about musical instruments too.
I'm currently at 3. Not like me at all. I think I need a good night's sleep.
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By *edeWoman 37 weeks ago
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"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says
Give Buffalo Bill a call.
I hear he has some lotion.......  "
Can you DM me his number - I know you're good friends  |
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By *edeWoman 37 weeks ago
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"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says
Neither do I. I was struggling to think of things with horns. I completely forgot about musical instruments too.
I'm currently at 3. Not like me at all. I think I need a good night's sleep.
J"
Good nights sleep then a yummy steak baguette tomorrow and you'll be right as rain  |
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By *bi HaiveMan 37 weeks ago
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"I mean my skin is thicker and drier than a rhino's hide so not sure what that says
Give Buffalo Bill a call.
I hear he has some lotion.......
Can you DM me his number - I know you're good friends "
He still owes me a dog....... |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I’m off the scale, sent about 10 WhatsApp messages today and 3 new conversations on here , I reckon I’m ovulating. "
This is far too accurate for me on ovulation week…gained a snort laugh from me for this one |
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By *ewcatWoman 36 weeks ago
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At least a 1000/10
I just had surgery and not a single one of my playmates knows what gentle is. Im pretty sure it’s a faux pas to go back to a surgeon saying you broke his hard work because you were really horny.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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Permanently knackered this time of year so a 1 .. and this site used to get me going but sadly not so much these days. Can't wait for the spring weather to kick in .. that definitely helps.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now
Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.
No - 1.5 "
I took you from 0 to -1.5  |
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"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now
Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.
No - 1.5
I took you from 0 to -1.5 "
I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x |
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"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now
Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.
No - 1.5
I took you from 0 to -1.5
I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x"
If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!  |
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"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now
Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.
No - 1.5
I took you from 0 to -1.5
I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x
If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am! "
I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count? |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now
Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.
No - 1.5
I took you from 0 to -1.5
I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x
If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!
I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count? "
Cottaging isn’t my thing tbh |
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"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now
Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.
No - 1.5
I took you from 0 to -1.5
I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x
If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!
I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count? "
You sure know the way to a man’s heart |
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"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now
Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.
No - 1.5
I took you from 0 to -1.5
I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x
If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!
I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count?
Cottaging isn’t my thing tbh"
Do I look like George Michael? |
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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago
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"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now
Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.
No - 1.5
I took you from 0 to -1.5
I think it’s a hyphen not a minus sign x
If you add pie you can square it, and that’s how horny I am!
I made cottage pie for dinner…. Does that count?
Cottaging isn’t my thing tbh
Do I look like George Michael? "
No, your beard is far more superior |
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"I'm an 8 until i sit down and feel my jeans against my clit... And then i throb into a 10... Fuck its throbbing now
Grrrr. I was a 0 but I’m now a 1.
No - 1.5
I took you from 0 to -1.5 "
Whoops!! Sorry Midnight, that was definitely a hyphen and my grand gesture has gone awry 
You took me from 0 to 1.5
Get the pants back out! Then take them off.
Nicely this time, we can do without the lasso and “Yeeeeee-haaaawwwww”. You’re better than that x |
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"I might be able to muster +1 today I think. But I'm certainly hovering around the 0 mark at the moment...
I'm with you. I peaked at 2 this morning. It's going down slowly."
If you really were with me I think I'd score much higher on the scale |
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