I feel like we have far to many big brags on fab but not enough small humble ones so here is a thread for a humble brag.
Anyone caught with a huge brag will lose all their nectar points.
I'll go first: I've got a 4 day weekend. |
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"I won a lotto lucky dip
Done my euro millions for tomorrow evening
Only £110 million  "
If you win 110 million and you brag on here you'll forgo all your nectar points. Sorry I didn't male the rules.
Oh wait no I actually did apologise. |
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"I found a galaxy bar at the back of my cupboard. 
No I didn’t hide it like the advert.  "
Umm I feel like we all need to ask after the thread the other day but how did the nipples react to this discovery? |
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"I won a lotto lucky dip
Done my euro millions for tomorrow evening
Only £110 million
If you win 110 million and you brag on here you'll forgo all your nectar points. Sorry I didn't male the rules.
Oh wait no I actually did apologise. "
Ha chances of winning are about 200m to 1 only ever won £10 a couple of times  |
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"I found a galaxy bar at the back of my cupboard.
No I didn’t hide it like the advert.
Umm I feel like we all need to ask after the thread the other day but how did the nipples react to this discovery? "
It’s Thursday, angry as fuck nipples day, but the galaxy took the edge off for a moment.  |
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"I was only charged £8.50 for my ¼ pounder, chips, cola and burger sauce, when it should have been £9.20, and he gave me a ½ pounder because he misheard me.
My dogs shared it with me. "
Yeah I ain't going to London any time soon with those prices  |
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"I was only charged £8.50 for my ¼ pounder, chips, cola and burger sauce, when it should have been £9.20, and he gave me a ½ pounder because he misheard me.
My dogs shared it with me.
Yeah I ain't going to London any time soon with those prices "
I paid £4 for a cheeseburger, chips, chilli dip, AND a can of Pepsi Max after work today  |
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By *ags73Man 49 weeks ago
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"When I fueled up, I got it bang on the pounds and zero pence! 
Wow. My ocd cripples me if I go over. I usually go for the next pound as a second chance "
This is ages ago and a pub conversation thing but a guy claimed he always did £xx.13 to piss off his wife when she read the joint account statement |
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"I feel like we have far to many big brags on fab but not enough small humble ones so here is a thread for a humble brag.
Anyone caught with a huge brag will lose all their nectar points.
I'll go first: I've got a 4 day weekend. "
I have a 4 day weekend every week. (Slightly bigger brag) |
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"I feel like we have far to many big brags on fab but not enough small humble ones so here is a thread for a humble brag.
Anyone caught with a huge brag will lose all their nectar points.
I'll go first: I've got a 4 day weekend.
I have a 4 day weekend every week. (Slightly bigger brag) "
I'm apologies but that's a huge brag so I'm revoking you're Nectar Points. |
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"I feel like we have far to many big brags on fab but not enough small humble ones so here is a thread for a humble brag.
Anyone caught with a huge brag will lose all their nectar points.
I'll go first: I've got a 4 day weekend.
I have a 4 day weekend every week. (Slightly bigger brag)
I'm apologies but that's a huge brag so I'm revoking you're Nectar Points. "
Ahh maybe... couldn't help myself.
Nectar points - have at em'. Buy yourself a Wagon Wheel I must have about 80p worth. |
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"I feel like we have far to many big brags on fab but not enough small humble ones so here is a thread for a humble brag.
Anyone caught with a huge brag will lose all their nectar points.
I'll go first: I've got a 4 day weekend.
I have a 4 day weekend every week. (Slightly bigger brag)
I'm apologies but that's a huge brag so I'm revoking you're Nectar Points.
Ahh maybe... couldn't help myself.
Nectar points - have at em'. Buy yourself a Wagon Wheel I must have about 80p worth. "
Ah I might need to think of a new punishment here.... I'll get back to. |
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"I purchased a new microwave 
Any tips? You can humble brag that you gave me some advice on getting one  "
If you just need to blast heat food, then get 1,000W. Anything else is just Meh...
If you're going to cook cook, then get combi so you microwave (deep into chicken joints) while browning with the grill or oven settings (crispy skin).
Hope that helps?
To OP, can I get Clubcard rather than Nectar Points please... |
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"I purchased a new microwave
Any tips? You can humble brag that you gave me some advice on getting one
If you just need to blast heat food, then get 1,000W. Anything else is just Meh...
If you're going to cook cook, then get combi so you microwave (deep into chicken joints) while browning with the grill or oven settings (crispy skin).
Hope that helps?
To OP, can I get Clubcard rather than Nectar Points please..."
Thanks. Helpful.
Even more, if a specific deal is included |
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"Thanks. Helpful.
Even more, if a specific deal is included "
Panasonic is my go-to combi microwave brand. I'm on my second "commercial kitchen" designed model - the door opens downwards so you can rest dishes on the door to stir etc. My first one lasted over 10 years, used many times per day.
There is a warehouse in Birmingham that reconditions new (buyer didn't like so returned) for a third less than totally new. PM me if you need me to look up my order emails for the seller. |
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"My toaster that I bought last week actually toasts the whole slice of bread. Put the bread in and all of the slice is toasted, no turning it over.
I am so happy now "
Oh I had the most delicous slice of toast today. Thick white homemade bread with loads of salted butter. It was amazing
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"My toaster that I bought last week actually toasts the whole slice of bread. Put the bread in and all of the slice is toasted, no turning it over.
I am so happy now
Oh I had the most delicous slice of toast today. Thick white homemade bread with loads of salted butter. It was amazing
MrsAbz"
The humble toasted bread is truly a magnificent culinary experience.  |
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"My toaster that I bought last week actually toasts the whole slice of bread. Put the bread in and all of the slice is toasted, no turning it over.
I am so happy now
Oh I had the most delicous slice of toast today. Thick white homemade bread with loads of salted butter. It was amazing
MrsAbz
The humble toasted bread is truly a magnificent culinary experience. "
Honestly one the best things you can put in your mouth. Always satisfies
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it was well deserved if that counts 
so I'll keep it to myself 