Ey up good folks 
So much talk of penises, vaj-gee gee’s and bosoms on here…..well by gum; the balls are feeling left out!
Let’s put this oversight right shall we?
Balls…..Big balls, small balls, hairy balls, shaved balls. Low hanging balls that might look better swinging from the end of a crane and tight, bunched up to the body balls.
All balls in fact; please discuss the wonders of balls here my fine folks |
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"Terrible things, smacked mine accidentally earlier and it’s still not right  "
The pain of a ball strike…..it’s completely indescribable isn’t it?
Like a tuning fork ring of agony that actually builds up  |
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"Terrible things, smacked mine accidentally earlier and it’s still not right
The pain of a ball strike…..it’s completely indescribable isn’t it?
Like a tuning fork ring of agony that actually builds up "
Had me doubled over catching a breath for a moment that’s for damn sure, damn slippery spanner’s |
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"Ummm, have you met me yet? Just search the forums for ballbags and you’ll see I give them aaaaalllll the love  "
I could really use your hands just about now. I’ve had a DM that left me craving the softer, gentler touch.  |
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"I find it odd how they get tighter as I'm about to cum  "
It’s quite awesome to be sure; They tense up just before for the grand finale.
They probably shout (in their own silent tongue) something along the lines of, ‘Fire in the hole!’ |
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"Ummm, have you met me yet? Just search the forums for ballbags and you’ll see I give them aaaaalllll the love
I could really use your hands just about now. I’ve had a DM that left me craving the softer, gentler touch. "
I wanna hear about this DM |
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"I find it odd how they get tighter as I'm about to cum
It’s quite awesome to be sure; They tense up just before for the grand finale.
They probably shout (in their own silent tongue) something along the lines of, ‘Fire in the hole!’ "
I find that when I'm lying down though they rise up over my cock which can make me feel a little queasy  |
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"I find it odd how they get tighter as I'm about to cum
It’s quite awesome to be sure; They tense up just before for the grand finale.
They probably shout (in their own silent tongue) something along the lines of, ‘Fire in the hole!’
I find that when I'm lying down though they rise up over my cock which can make me feel a little queasy "
Did you know that some men report that their balls will bob up to the surface and float in a bath whilst others prefer to remain submerged like a submarine (there’s ‘full of semen’ joke in here somewhere) |
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"I find it odd how they get tighter as I'm about to cum
It’s quite awesome to be sure; They tense up just before for the grand finale.
They probably shout (in their own silent tongue) something along the lines of, ‘Fire in the hole!’
I find that when I'm lying down though they rise up over my cock which can make me feel a little queasy
Did you know that some men report that their balls will bob up to the surface and float in a bath whilst others prefer to remain submerged like a submarine (there’s ‘full of semen’ joke in here somewhere) "
I didn't know that! They can hang down occasionally but don't think they're bobbers |
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"I find it odd how they get tighter as I'm about to cum
It’s quite awesome to be sure; They tense up just before for the grand finale.
They probably shout (in their own silent tongue) something along the lines of, ‘Fire in the hole!’ "
I always imagine them screaming 'at my signal, unleash hell' in a Russell Crowe voice....  |
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"Ummm, have you met me yet? Just search the forums for ballbags and you’ll see I give them aaaaalllll the love "
I scrolled through wondering whether Miss YB has picked up on this thread...you didn't disappoint but a little low down on the thread for me.
Take a good hard teabagging for your tardiness! |
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"I nicked mine earlier giving the boys a little trim. Hurt like hell.
Hair removal cream, my guy! "
I can’t anymore because I burnt the poor little guys doing exactly that! Left the cream on too long.
Ooo I should put this in the injuries thread!! |
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"I nicked mine earlier giving the boys a little trim. Hurt like hell.
Hair removal cream, my guy!
I can’t anymore because I burnt the poor little guys doing exactly that! Left the cream on too long.
Ooo I should put this in the injuries thread!!"
I just did as it reminded me of the first time I used it! don't leave it on as long and just use the shower to wash the rest off  |
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"Ummm, have you met me yet? Just search the forums for ballbags and you’ll see I give them aaaaalllll the love
I scrolled through wondering whether Miss YB has picked up on this thread...you didn't disappoint but a little low down on the thread for me.
Take a good hard teabagging for your tardiness!"
I know! My radar was off this time. I didn’t get my Ballbag signal!
I’ll take the teabagging. Punishment would be not being able to suck them though  |
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"Ummm, have you met me yet? Just search the forums for ballbags and you’ll see I give them aaaaalllll the love
I scrolled through wondering whether Miss YB has picked up on this thread...you didn't disappoint but a little low down on the thread for me.
Take a good hard teabagging for your tardiness!
I know! My radar was off this time. I didn’t get my Ballbag signal!
I’ll take the teabagging. Punishment would be not being able to suck them though "
Your 'Balldar' needs calibrating lol. It's pretty cold up here now and you would have a job locating them.
Even with a fully calibrated balldar  |
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"I nicked mine earlier giving the boys a little trim. Hurt like hell.
Go and have them waxed 
Tempted to try a back, sack n crack one day"
Had a sack and crack wax for the first time a month ago, it wasn't as bad as you might think. I mean, it hurt but it's not like you're hobbling afterwards, it just stings and then you're fine.
The smoothness afterwards, so good. |
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"I nicked mine earlier giving the boys a little trim. Hurt like hell.
Go and have them waxed
Tempted to try a back, sack n crack one day
Had a sack and crack wax for the first time a month ago, it wasn't as bad as you might think. I mean, it hurt but it's not like you're hobbling afterwards, it just stings and then you're fine.
The smoothness afterwards, so good."
Ok thanks dude. And how long did the smoothness last? Was it horrid when you started sprouting again? |
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"Had a sack and crack wax for the first time a month ago, it wasn't as bad as you might think. I mean, it hurt but it's not like you're hobbling afterwards, it just stings and then you're fine.
The smoothness afterwards, so good.
Ok thanks dude. And how long did the smoothness last? Was it horrid when you started sprouting again?"
Lasted about 3 weeks I would say, certainly way longer than shaving. Regrowth not as itchy as shaving either.
I think it's supposed to last longer the more you do it, but that might be a myth! Next appointment booked for next month already. |
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"Had a sack and crack wax for the first time a month ago, it wasn't as bad as you might think. I mean, it hurt but it's not like you're hobbling afterwards, it just stings and then you're fine.
The smoothness afterwards, so good.
Ok thanks dude. And how long did the smoothness last? Was it horrid when you started sprouting again?
Lasted about 3 weeks I would say, certainly way longer than shaving. Regrowth not as itchy as shaving either.
I think it's supposed to last longer the more you do it, but that might be a myth! Next appointment booked for next month already."
It does usually last about 6 weeks |
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"Ummm, have you met me yet? Just search the forums for ballbags and you’ll see I give them aaaaalllll the love
I scrolled through wondering whether Miss YB has picked up on this thread...you didn't disappoint but a little low down on the thread for me.
Take a good hard teabagging for your tardiness!
I know! My radar was off this time. I didn’t get my Ballbag signal!
I’ll take the teabagging. Punishment would be not being able to suck them though
Your 'Balldar' needs calibrating lol. It's pretty cold up here now and you would have a job locating them.
Even with a fully calibrated balldar "
You underestimate me Fox! I’ll sniff them out even in the arctic!  |
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"Whenever I have balls in my mouth, the intrusive thoughts to bite them to see if they pop are are strong "
YIKES
run away guys, run as fast as you can
Btw they don't pop - (well at least not when smashed into a motorbike petrol tank) |
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