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By *eliWoman 46 weeks ago
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Have an eyerolling, sheet gripping orgasm just by having a penis inserted inside her as she works out how to be a better woman.
Bonus real women points if she uses the following words - Daddy, Sir, Never been fucked so well. |
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By (user no longer on site) 46 weeks ago
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"Get pregnant?
I've heard test tubes can do it ....
And someone called Mary did it on her own "
Test tubes can get pregnant?
She may have, but a malcolm wouldn't have been able to. All the wrong internals see, unless malcolm was a woman pretending to be a man, then she could have. |
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"Wear tan coloured pop socks
Red "
Pop socks are red line. Especially when they do that weird sagging thing so it just looks like people have wrinkly ankles, but a slightly different colour to their actual skin.
Women, consign them to history! So says A Man!
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"Wear tan coloured pop socks
Red
Pop socks are red line. Especially when they do that weird sagging thing so it just looks like people have wrinkly ankles, but a slightly different colour to their actual skin.
Women, consign them to history! So says A Man!
"
*Waves placards*
Save my similarly-coloured skin!
Save my skin!
Hands off pop socks!
I'm gonna hand out flyers too. |
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"Wear tan coloured pop socks
Red
Pop socks are red line. Especially when they do that weird sagging thing so it just looks like people have wrinkly ankles, but a slightly different colour to their actual skin.
Women, consign them to history! So says A Man!
*Waves placards*
Save my similarly-coloured skin!
Save my skin!
Hands off pop socks!
I'm gonna hand out flyers too. "
I can't, KC. Young people would say they give me the ick. |
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"Wear tan coloured pop socks
Red
Pop socks are red line. Especially when they do that weird sagging thing so it just looks like people have wrinkly ankles, but a slightly different colour to their actual skin.
Women, consign them to history! So says A Man!
*Waves placards*
Save my similarly-coloured skin!
Save my skin!
Hands off pop socks!
I'm gonna hand out flyers too.
I can't, KC. Young people would say they give me the ick."
I'm going to buy some and wear them, just cos a MAN told me not to  |
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"Wear tan coloured pop socks
Red
Pop socks are red line. Especially when they do that weird sagging thing so it just looks like people have wrinkly ankles, but a slightly different colour to their actual skin.
Women, consign them to history! So says A Man!
*Waves placards*
Save my similarly-coloured skin!
Save my skin!
Hands off pop socks!
I'm gonna hand out flyers too.
I can't, KC. Young people would say they give me the ick.
I'm going to buy some and wear them, just cos a MAN told me not to "
Women!  |
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