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By *uperS77 OP   Man 37 weeks ago

Gloucester

I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Never seen the north lights in person

Definitely on the tick list

Pinick blanket and some to cuddle as we watch the nights sky flash

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By *2000ManMan 37 weeks ago

Worthing

Never been on powered two wheeled vehicle (motorbike/scooter).

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Ive never managed to watch an entire game of football.

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By *owthen99Man 37 weeks ago

Attenborough

Killed anyone!

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By *ilva69Man 37 weeks ago

stockport

Never read a book from cover to cover

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By *oodmessMan 37 weeks ago

yumsville

Never wired a plug (that I can remember)

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By *ascaIMan 37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Ate dog food

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By *bi HaiveMan 37 weeks ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Changed one of those things that babies wear to stop shit going everywhere (because i cant type n*ppy).

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By *ros40Man 37 weeks ago

Bedford

Swung a dwarf

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester

Squirted

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I've never disposed of a body carelessly

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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago

west midlands


"I've never disposed of a body carelessly"

You don't strike me as a careless person at all Granny!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Squirted "

Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …)

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By *hubs101Man 37 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Squirted "

I'd be happy to help you change that x

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By *arkus1812Man 37 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Nevever smoked a cigarette.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Eaten a artichoke

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"Swung a dwarf "

I actually have!

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Squirted

Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) "

I beg to differ but don't want to start another debate after reading the thread about that before

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Squirted

I'd be happy to help you change that x"

I'll keep your offer in mind

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I've never disposed of a body carelessly

You don't strike me as a careless person at all Granny!"

All loose ends neatly tied up Daizy ..... always

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I beg to differ but don't want to start another debate after reading the thread about that before "

Oh, it’s definitely not pee. I was just trying to make you feel better about missing out.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"All loose ends neatly tied up Daizy ..... always "

Remind me never to be a loose end.

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By *hubs101Man 37 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Squirted

I'd be happy to help you change that x

I'll keep your offer in mind "

You won't regret it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 37 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"All loose ends neatly tied up Daizy ..... always

Remind me never to be a loose end. "

The choice is not yours RTG ...... not yours at all

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Squirted

I'd be happy to help you change that x

I'll keep your offer in mind

You won't regret it "

I'm sure I won't

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By *hubs101Man 37 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Squirted

I'd be happy to help you change that x

I'll keep your offer in mind

You won't regret it

I'm sure I won't "

To keep on topic.... I have never made Minx00 squirt (yet )

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 37 weeks ago

Leeds

I’ve never started a thread asking why I’m ugly and everyone hates me.

The mr

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By *owthen99Man 37 weeks ago

Attenborough


"Squirted "

That can be arranged

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By *ealitybitesMan 37 weeks ago

Belfast

I've never once tasted alcohol or smoked.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do "

Same though ive once gambled in a casino abroad clueless.

Ive never done the NC500 but fancy it.

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester

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By *cottish guy 555Man 37 weeks ago

London


"I've never disposed of a body carelessly"

How many have you disposed of carefully?

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Squirted

Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …) "

Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji

Let it lie!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 37 weeks ago

Leeds

So many things.

Car sex

Squirted

Ski

Swam with sharks

Been blown out a cannonball

MFFFFFFFF (taking applications)

Been to the moon

Flown a rocket

Eaten snails

Sucked a toe

Pegged anyone

Whipped my arse with lettuce

Seriously I've not lived.

Mrs

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By *og-ManMan 37 weeks ago

somewhere

Ive never had anal sex either way

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester


"So many things.

Car sex

Squirted

Ski

Swam with sharks

Been blown out a cannonball

MFFFFFFFF (taking applications)

Been to the moon

Flown a rocket

Eaten snails

Sucked a toe

Pegged anyone

Whipped my arse with lettuce

Seriously I've not lived.

Mrs "

I second that to all of the above

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"So many things.

Car sex

Squirted

Ski

Swam with sharks

Been blown out a cannonball

MFFFFFFFF (taking applications)

Been to the moon

Flown a rocket

Eaten snails

Sucked a toe

Pegged anyone

Whipped my arse with lettuce

Seriously I've not lived.

Mrs

I second that to all of the above "

I can live without the lettuce arse whipping.

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Squirted

Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …)

Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji

Let it lie!"

Oh and _inx000 wish I could help and lovely bum.

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Squirted

Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …)

Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji

Let it lie!

Oh and _inx000 wish I could help and lovely bum. "

Thanks gorgeous

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Squirted

Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …)

Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji

Let it lie!

Oh and _inx000 wish I could help and lovely bum.

Thanks gorgeous

"

No problem lovely

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By *hubs101Man 37 weeks ago

West Midlands


"So many things.

Car sex

Squirted

Ski

Swam with sharks

Been blown out a cannonball

MFFFFFFFF (taking applications)

Been to the moon

Flown a rocket

Eaten snails

Sucked a toe

Pegged anyone

Whipped my arse with lettuce

Seriously I've not lived.

Mrs

I second that to all of the above "

Want to see how many we can tick off the list Minx000?

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By *hiskasMan 37 weeks ago

Llanelli


"So many things.

Car sex

Squirted

Ski

Swam with sharks

Been blown out a cannonball

MFFFFFFFF (taking applications)

Been to the moon

Flown a rocket

Eaten snails

Sucked a toe

Pegged anyone

Whipped my arse with lettuce

Seriously I've not lived.

Mrs "

Out of all them iv only done 1, few are not my thing, but I'll let people speculate on whats, what lol.

So I think I'm missing put as well here ??

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By *ornucopiaMan 37 weeks ago

Bexley


"Squirted

Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …)

I beg to differ but don't want to start another debate after reading the thread about that before

"

Which thread, of many? !!!

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"So many things.

Car sex

Squirted

Ski

Swam with sharks

Been blown out a cannonball

MFFFFFFFF (taking applications)

Been to the moon

Flown a rocket

Eaten snails

Sucked a toe

Pegged anyone

Whipped my arse with lettuce

Seriously I've not lived.

Mrs

I second that to all of the above

Want to see how many we can tick off the list Minx000? "

Haw put yer flymo away!

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By *ora the explorerWoman 37 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

Eaten a kebab

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By *LINCSLOVERMan 37 weeks ago

Scunthorpe


"I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do "

Me also, never been in a betting shop and at 65 I doubt I ever will

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Eaten a kebab"

Really?

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By *avexxMan 37 weeks ago

cheshire

had sex with a virgin

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By *ymAndIcedCoffeeWoman 37 weeks ago

Worcester

Been happy about a man trying to make me “squirt.”

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By *ora the explorerWoman 37 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts


"Eaten a kebab

Really? "

Yep unless a chip kebab counts

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By *ornucopiaMan 37 weeks ago

Bexley


"Squirted

Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …)

Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji

Let it lie!

Oh and _inx000 wish I could help and lovely bum.

Thanks gorgeous

No problem lovely "

Never used a forum thread to try and ingratiate myself with another user!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 37 weeks ago

North West

Never smoked a cigarette or vaped or taken illegal drugs.

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Eaten a kebab

Really?

Yep unless a chip kebab counts "

Love a chip kebab with plenty of garlic mayo

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By *orny PTMan 37 weeks ago

Peterborough

I've never done any of these

smoked

got anyone preggers

been married

changed a náppy

gone to a rugby or soccer match

been tattooed

enjoyed wearing a tie (bows are not the same)

been on a 1 or 2 week holiday to Spain

been to another continent

been able to have a reliable memory

been able to touch type

Never voted Tory

not found 'meet me now' to work

nor had your missus/you

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman 37 weeks ago

Kent

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I’ve never been abroad.

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Squirted

Don’t worry, it’s not all that anyway. (I heard it’s just pee …)

Where’s the oh for fucks sake emoji

Let it lie!

Oh and _inx000 wish I could help and lovely bum.

Thanks gorgeous

No problem lovely

Never used a forum thread to try and ingratiate myself with another user!"

fair enough gorgeous

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester

Point made sweetheart

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By *elboy1978Man 37 weeks ago

Fellgate

Never had sex with a oriental women

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan 37 weeks ago

Horley

Eaten an oyster

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Never had sex with a oriental women "

Actually less exotically I haven’t had sex with a Welsh woman. To my shame.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Never used a forum thread to try and ingratiate myself with another user!"

I have. I do that most days, really.

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By *imi_RougeWoman 37 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Kissed a woman

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By *ensuallover1000Man 37 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve never surfed atop the back of a great white shark whilst reciting Hamlet.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve never danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I’ve never danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight."

Unless my ex-wife counts.

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By *alcon77Man 37 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Been invited to a stag do.

Been to lots of weddings though. I don't drink & I think friends & acquaintances know that an all night piss up ain't my cup of tea at all.

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By *ullyMan 37 weeks ago

Near Clacton

I had a bet placed for me once by a pal who was racing crazy I gave him a tenner he gave me 2k back, so I was pleased with that, but never bet again. The only time I actually entered a bookies was to turf some of my workers out and back to work.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple 37 weeks ago

west london

Ran naked down downing street and morris danced out side rishis pad

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By *implynaughty1Couple 37 weeks ago

stockport

Never been on a diet

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Never had a McDonalds or been in one

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Never had a McDonalds or been in one "

I’ve never had a McDonalds either! High-five buddy.

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By *ascaIMan 37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Never had a McDonalds or been in one "

Never even pinched a fry off anyone?

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By *iaisonseekerMan 37 weeks ago

Liverpool

Despite my best efforts, I have never wanked myself into a stupor.

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By *alcon77Man 37 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Watched a Harry Potter film

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do

Same though ive once gambled in a casino abroad clueless.

Ive never done the NC500 but fancy it. "

I'd love to do the nc500 it's on my to-do list .....

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do

Same though ive once gambled in a casino abroad clueless.

Ive never done the NC500 but fancy it. I'd love to do the nc500 it's on my to-do list ....."

I’m not a fan of the NC500 idea. Its gorgeous up in Sutherland, Caithness and Rossshire and more seeing less vroom vroom would be my preference

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By *oo..Woman 37 weeks ago

Boo's World

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By *oo..Woman 37 weeks ago

Boo's World

Never been to Jail, never been in a Hot Air Balloon or been to a Football match.

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By *ild_oatsMan 37 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Never watched Dirty Dancing….

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Never watched Dirty Dancing…."

You’ll have the time of..

(No I can’t do it. Hear there’s a musical too)

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By *oofer1Man 37 weeks ago

consett

Iv never been able to wall paper

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Never ever touched or smoked a cigarette.

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By *AABMan 37 weeks ago

Not far

I’ve never swung a cat around my head to measure the dimensions of a bedroom

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 37 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Never eaten avocado

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By *alcon77Man 37 weeks ago

under the sun & the moon

Up until the age of 45 I'd never been to hospital or had any medical procedures.

In the last 3 years I've had about 5 procedures, I'm like a cyborg now..(looks like there's 2 more coming up later this year..my medical file is like the yellow pages now.)

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By *ukn4fun69Man 37 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Squirted "

I'm in donny next weekend if you want to learn, x

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Squirted

I'm in donny next weekend if you want to learn, x "

Message me

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By *ohn 66Man 37 weeks ago

Birmingham

Never had anyone else put something into my bottom

(other than a doctor's finger)

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By *arehamMan 37 weeks ago

handforth

I’ve never cum on a woman’s face.

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By *ukn4fun69Man 37 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Squirted

I'm in donny next weekend if you want to learn, x

Message me "

messaged you, x

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By *hunkyButHappy85Man 37 weeks ago

Swindon

Been pegged....

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By *adyBugsWoman 37 weeks ago

cognito

I’ve never eaten peeenii…I mean sausage

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By *ools and the brainCouple 37 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

rode on the back of a hippopotamus whilst singing a Celine Dion song.

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"rode on the back of a hippopotamus whilst singing a Celine Dion song."

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By *adtaffladMan 37 weeks ago

Rhyl

Been good

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By *an_spMan 37 weeks ago

Coventry

Never have I ever put milk on my tea

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By *valanche1001Man 37 weeks ago

Leeds

Flown supersonic

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 37 weeks ago

Essex

This surprises everyone…..

Never given a Tit wank

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By *elix SightedMan 37 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Misty

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 37 weeks ago

Essex


"Misty"

You’re in good company.

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By *ir SupremacyMan 37 weeks ago

Bolton

Landed on the moon...or piloted the Star Ship Enterprise.

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By *ukn4fun69Man 37 weeks ago

Sunderland


"This surprises everyone…..

Never given a Tit wank "

And why is that then? Such a waste of talent

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By *ocksareoffMan 37 weeks ago

Out n About

I've never met J R Heartly

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By *gent CoulsonMan 37 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Never landed in a light aircraft, taken off shit loads of time

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By *gent CoulsonMan 37 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Never landed in a light aircraft, taken off shit loads of time

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Never ridden a horse.

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By *allabyMan 37 weeks ago

Washington


"Ive never had anal sex either way "

Same. Don't think I'm ever gonna get to either. Time is getting on!

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By *atter3127Man 37 weeks ago

stoke on trent

Shaved off all my body hair… not sure I could. It’s kinda part of who I am now

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’ve never been married or had kids. I was engaged when I was 6 to Andy in my class. My ring was a beautiful gold paper clip encrusted with a plastic jewel and blue tack.

He left me a week later for Melanie.

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By *atter3127Man 37 weeks ago

stoke on trent


"I’ve never been married or had kids. I was engaged when I was 6 to Andy in my class. My ring was a beautiful gold paper clip encrusted with a plastic jewel and blue tack.

He left me a week later for Melanie. "

He did! That charlatan!!!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’ve never been married or had kids. I was engaged when I was 6 to Andy in my class. My ring was a beautiful gold paper clip encrusted with a plastic jewel and blue tack.

He left me a week later for Melanie.

He did! That charlatan!!! "

That’s actually a true story! He lives in New Zealand now and we keep in contact. I’m still hopeful

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By *atter3127Man 37 weeks ago

stoke on trent


"I’ve never been married or had kids. I was engaged when I was 6 to Andy in my class. My ring was a beautiful gold paper clip encrusted with a plastic jewel and blue tack.

He left me a week later for Melanie.

He did! That charlatan!!!

That’s actually a true story! He lives in New Zealand now and we keep in contact. I’m still hopeful "

Is he still with Melanie?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I’ve never been married or had kids. I was engaged when I was 6 to Andy in my class. My ring was a beautiful gold paper clip encrusted with a plastic jewel and blue tack.

He left me a week later for Melanie.

He did! That charlatan!!!

That’s actually a true story! He lives in New Zealand now and we keep in contact. I’m still hopeful

Is he still with Melanie?"

No Melanie is a lesbian now.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

A vagina believe it or not but I was close to

MMF in my last bicurious phase, which unfortunately I am back out of. Still in homo mode at the moment.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"No Melanie is a lesbian now. "

I was going to say ‘fuck Melanie’ … and now it sounds like you might actually have a chance to!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"A vagina believe it or not but I was close to

MMF in my last bicurious phase, which unfortunately I am back out of. Still in homo mode at the moment. "

A lot of men are probably thinking that’s a very wise move

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"No Melanie is a lesbian now.

I was going to say ‘fuck Melanie’ … and now it sounds like you might actually have a chance to!"

There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world "

Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world

Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster!"

Wait, what?! Nooo. Andy went to New Zealand!

Melanie lives in Gloucester with her wife. Either way, I can’t have either of them.

It’s the story of my life, literally.

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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago

west midlands


"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world

Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster!

Wait, what?! Nooo. Andy went to New Zealand!

Melanie lives in Gloucester with her wife. Either way, I can’t have either of them.

It’s the story of my life, literally. "

I feel like I know Andy, Melanie and Melanie's wife after reading this MissYeux, I am sure they all think of you from time to time! Have you at least still got the ring?

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By *atter3127Man 37 weeks ago

stoke on trent


"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world

Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster!

Wait, what?! Nooo. Andy went to New Zealand!

Melanie lives in Gloucester with her wife. Either way, I can’t have either of them.

It’s the story of my life, literally. "

Never know Melanie and her wife might be up for it! Then tell Andy what he missed out on! I’m sure he’ll be on the next plane back.

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By *ascaIMan 37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Been rummaging through my drawers and all I need now is a gold paper clip. Got the plastic jewel and blue tack to finish a little project I’ve been working on. Just hope she says yes.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world

Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster!

Wait, what?! Nooo. Andy went to New Zealand!

Melanie lives in Gloucester with her wife. Either way, I can’t have either of them.

It’s the story of my life, literally.

I feel like I know Andy, Melanie and Melanie's wife after reading this MissYeux, I am sure they all think of you from time to time! Have you at least still got the ring?"

I’ve actually just gone to check on them on fb and I can see that Andy shared the Eric Prydz “call on me” video to his profile with the caption “uuuugh 20 years ago” and Melanie has changed her profile picture to the family dog. Does that mean they split up?

I thre the ring in the bin after arts and crafts class when I found out about the affair.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 37 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Been rummaging through my drawers and all I need now is a gold paper clip. Got the plastic jewel and blue tack to finish a little project I’ve been working on. Just hope she says yes. "

This is actually triggering. I’m triggered. Mods!!!

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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago

west midlands


"There’s long distance and then there’s the opposite side of the world

Wait, Melanie went to NZ as well? This thread is a rollercoaster!

Wait, what?! Nooo. Andy went to New Zealand!

Melanie lives in Gloucester with her wife. Either way, I can’t have either of them.

It’s the story of my life, literally.

I feel like I know Andy, Melanie and Melanie's wife after reading this MissYeux, I am sure they all think of you from time to time! Have you at least still got the ring?

I’ve actually just gone to check on them on fb and I can see that Andy shared the Eric Prydz “call on me” video to his profile with the caption “uuuugh 20 years ago” and Melanie has changed her profile picture to the family dog. Does that mean they split up?

I thre the ring in the bin after arts and crafts class when I found out about the affair. "

Bloody hell, I'm invested in this now I'll be needing regular updates! Andy sounds sad and Melanie changing her profile pic to the family dog, is it a cute dog? My dog is the cutest member of my family tbf

Don't blame you about the ring at all, you don't need reminders!

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By *lice AgainTV/TS 37 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ive never had anal sex either way "

You... are missing out.

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By *ascaIMan 37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Been rummaging through my drawers and all I need now is a gold paper clip. Got the plastic jewel and blue tack to finish a little project I’ve been working on. Just hope she says yes.

This is actually triggering. I’m triggered. Mods!!!"

I’m sorry I didn’t mean to cause any upset.

But whilst I’ve got your attention.. you don’t happen to have a spare paper clip do you?

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By *heshireman69Man 37 weeks ago

Chester

Never been dominated by a woman, fancied trying it for a long time but the opportunity never came up and sadly dot think it ever will now... Times against me hah

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

I’ve never tasted coffee. Can’t stand the smell.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Smoked

Taken drugs

Been to Spain

Owned a motorcycle

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By *ild_oatsMan 37 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Never said boo to a goose….

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By *orny PTMan 37 weeks ago

Peterborough

I've never done karaoke

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By *ris GrayMan 37 weeks ago

Dorchester

Ate a kebab...... Yuk

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By *parkle1974Woman 37 weeks ago

Leeds

Eaten meat

Rimmed anyone

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By *ascaIMan 37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"I've never done karaoke"

If you had to… what’s your song gonna be?

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By *eneralKenobiMan 37 weeks ago

North Angus

Cock and ball torture and after having just accidentally punched myself in the nut, I’m in no rush to try it

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By *issmeltingpotWoman 37 weeks ago

Darlington

I’ve never been to a bowling alley with anybody called Raymond

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By *orny PTMan 37 weeks ago

Peterborough


"I've never done karaoke

If you had to… what’s your song gonna be? "

An instrumental.

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By *heekyDemandCouple 37 weeks ago

Leicester

Never managed to get a cock close to the back of my throat without gagging

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 37 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Never licked a vag and felt the gush

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Tried finding my g spot

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By *ny1localMan 37 weeks ago

READING

Got the last word in on an argument with the ex.

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By *udding RoseWoman 37 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

I've never been on a picnic with a guy!

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"I’ve never been into a betting shop and placed a bet on anything..wouldn’t have a scooby what to do "

That makes two of us.

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By *ascaIMan 37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"I've never done karaoke

If you had to… what’s your song gonna be?

An instrumental. "

That’s cheating! You’ll have to dance at least!

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By *rHotNottsMan 37 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have never been to the pub specifically to watch a football match and have never been with a sex worker. Well I have but not as a client

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By *ad NannaWoman 37 weeks ago

East London

I've never slapped a celebrity around the face with a wet fish.

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By *ad NannaWoman 37 weeks ago

East London


"I've never done karaoke

If you had to… what’s your song gonna be?

An instrumental.

That’s cheating! You’ll have to dance at least! "

Hum.

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By *ascaIMan 37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"I've never slapped a celebrity around the face with a wet fish."

Which celeb would you want to slap the most given the chance?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton

I've never made a naughty video

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By *heekyDemandCouple 37 weeks ago

Leicester


"I've never made a naughty video "

You can be in one of ours, next hotel meet with 3 extra guys you are invited

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By *sWyldWoman 37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I've never fallen in love with someone who's genuinely loved me back. Sad but true

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By *rHotNottsMan 37 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I've never fallen in love with someone who's genuinely loved me back. Sad but true "

That is sad …. Do you know why not ?

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By *elshcouple18Couple 37 weeks ago

Cardiff

Never licked my elbow..

Never held our breath for longer than 3 minutes.

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By *eliWoman 37 weeks ago

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I've never gambled/betted. Never got a tattoo. Never discovered or had my g-spot discovered. I don't think it exists, alas.

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By *dinburghWomanWoman 37 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Never read a book from cover to cover"

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By *illy IdolMan 37 weeks ago

Midlands

I've never bought any of those pin badges Levi's sell at the counter

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By *ascaIMan 37 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"I've never bought any of those pin badges Levi's sell at the counter"

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Never spunked on a TV before

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By *ammymacMan 37 weeks ago

darlington

Given anal you a man

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I've never bought any of those pin badges Levi's sell at the counter"

Would you burst?

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By *illy IdolMan 37 weeks ago

Midlands


"I've never bought any of those pin badges Levi's sell at the counter

Would you burst?"

I don't know, never bought one

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex

Never watched porn!

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Never watched porn! "

Oh wow your definitely missing out hun we could watch together

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Never watched porn!

Oh wow your definitely missing out hun we could watch together "

I’ve never watched with a woman.

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I've never fallen in love with someone who's genuinely loved me back. Sad but true "

Awww.

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago

Never had a social media account.

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By *inxy777Woman 37 weeks ago

essex


"Never watched porn!

Oh wow your definitely missing out hun we could watch together "

So I have been told. x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 37 weeks ago

Southampton


"I've never made a naughty video

You can be in one of ours, next hotel meet with 3 extra guys you are invited"

Oooh sounds hot !!

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By *udding RoseWoman 37 weeks ago

Somewhere out there


"I've never fallen in love with someone who's genuinely loved me back. Sad but true "

Same here!

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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago


"I've never fallen in love with someone who's genuinely loved me back. Sad but true

Same here! "

Me too

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By *inx000Couple 37 weeks ago

Manchester


"Never watched porn!

Oh wow your definitely missing out hun we could watch together

I’ve never watched with a woman.

"

Really?It's so hot watching with someone else

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 37 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Really?It's so hot watching with someone else "

^ She’s right. It is.

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By *agnar73Man 37 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Really?It's so hot watching with someone else

^ She’s right. It is. "

Maybe one day

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