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By *bi Haive OP Man 38 weeks ago
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Do you ever feel like watching something that you know before it starts will be absolute crap? 
Just for the sake of it or because you can't be arsed scrolling Netlix/Prime to find something good, or you've already watched everything even vaguely passable as quality entertainment?
Just started 'Occupation' and fuck me....Temuera Morrison must have had a big tax bill or something to consider starring in this......
Any suggestions for something equally shit to watch next?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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Leave The World Behind, movie on netflix with Ethan Hawke and Julia Roberts. Over two and a half hours of life sucking shittery!! I was actually very angry when it finished, i kept giving it an extra 20 mins and something will start, 20 minutes and it will get going,any time now... THE END!!!
FML  |
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National Treasure
Sharknado
And an old film I watched about a serial killing tree stump...that was so crap it was good, like 'yeah tree stump! Go get 'em' and the tree stump was like a growly stompy little log of a thing with branches sticking out of it wobbling along on it's murderous journey  |
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"National Treasure
Sharknado
And an old film I watched about a serial killing tree stump...that was so crap it was good, like 'yeah tree stump! Go get 'em' and the tree stump was like a growly stompy little log of a thing with branches sticking out of it wobbling along on it's murderous journey "
Kinda like a mental Groot ?? |
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"National Treasure
Sharknado
And an old film I watched about a serial killing tree stump...that was so crap it was good, like 'yeah tree stump! Go get 'em' and the tree stump was like a growly stompy little log of a thing with branches sticking out of it wobbling along on it's murderous journey
Kinda like a mental Groot ?? "
Yeah kind of, Groot's stumpy great granddad I guess with no CGI |
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It all depends on what you’re in the mood for, I’ve seen some awful films that were just bad. The kind that loop all the way back around are pretty special though.
Give us a genre to narrow it down maybe? |
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By *aizyWoman 38 weeks ago
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"Rubber. It has to be the one of the worst movies in history. A killer tyre."
I erm, quite liked that film, I thought it was funny!
The Meg, OP. One of those films where you can totally switch off, absolutely no thinking required! |
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"Rubber. It has to be the one of the worst movies in history. A killer tyre.
I erm, quite liked that film, I thought it was funny!
The Meg, OP. One of those films where you can totally switch off, absolutely no thinking required! "
I loved the Meg. The second one was complete dog toffee |
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By *aizyWoman 38 weeks ago
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"Rubber. It has to be the one of the worst movies in history. A killer tyre.
I erm, quite liked that film, I thought it was funny!
The Meg, OP. One of those films where you can totally switch off, absolutely no thinking required!
I loved the Meg. The second one was complete dog toffee"
I haven't seen the second one yet, I think they are making a third one aren't they? Sure I saw that somewhere! |
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"Rubber. It has to be the one of the worst movies in history. A killer tyre.
I erm, quite liked that film, I thought it was funny!
The Meg, OP. One of those films where you can totally switch off, absolutely no thinking required!
I loved the Meg. The second one was complete dog toffee
I haven't seen the second one yet, I think they are making a third one aren't they? Sure I saw that somewhere!"
Possibly THE worst film I have ever seen. And I had to watch the English Patient (in a cinema on a first date to impress) |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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Nearly every Jason statham movie like the only one I can watch is snatch because he plays a character that isn’t some sort of tough guy that just goes around beating people up for the entire movie |
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"Rubber. It has to be the one of the worst movies in history. A killer tyre.
I erm, quite liked that film, I thought it was funny!
The Meg, OP. One of those films where you can totally switch off, absolutely no thinking required!
I loved the Meg. The second one was complete dog toffee
I haven't seen the second one yet, I think they are making a third one aren't they? Sure I saw that somewhere!
Possibly THE worst film I have ever seen. And I had to watch the English Patient (in a cinema on a first date to impress)"
Worst film I ever saw on cinema was demolition man with sly Stallone and Wesley snipes, so terrible it was I stopped going to the cinema for years afterwards in protest, I paid you good money for this crap? |
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"Nearly every Jason statham movie like the only one I can watch is snatch because he plays a character that isn’t some sort of tough guy that just goes around beating people up for the entire movie "
The first transporter film was ok, but after that pretty much Steven seagal level crap |
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By *bi Haive OP Man 38 weeks ago
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"It all depends on what you’re in the mood for, I’ve seen some awful films that were just bad. The kind that loop all the way back around are pretty special though.
Give us a genre to narrow it down maybe? "
Tbh....anything.
But after that one, that just got progressively shitter and shitter the longer it went on (thanks god it's now over), I've opted for 'The Mother'.
Because even if it's stereotypically bad - it has J Lo.
And she has a nice arse.......  |
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"It all depends on what you’re in the mood for, I’ve seen some awful films that were just bad. The kind that loop all the way back around are pretty special though.
Give us a genre to narrow it down maybe?
Tbh....anything.
But after that one, that just got progressively shitter and shitter the longer it went on (thanks god it's now over), I've opted for 'The Mother'.
Because even if it's stereotypically bad - it has J Lo.
And she has a nice arse....... "
I saw that film the other day, not great but like you said, it's got j lo in it. You could stick her in a barn sack and guys like me would pay money just to see her sitting there.
She's over 50, still hot as hell |
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By *irthandgirthMan 38 weeks ago
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Vivarium. It would have been an OK 15 min arty short movie, but Holy fuckballs it was painful.
I would rather staple my scrotum to a table and rub my eyeballs with a salt and lime juice solution while kicking my little toe against a table leg made of razor wire than watch that again. |
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Monsturd; A shitty (but very fun) film about a serial killer who is transformed into a shit monster (no, really - literally a shit monster!)
The film thankfully, doesn’t take itself remotely seriously and is quite a hoot if you’re in the right frame of mind (or else possibly inebriated). |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Nearly every Jason statham movie like the only one I can watch is snatch because he plays a character that isn’t some sort of tough guy that just goes around beating people up for the entire movie "
Have you seen Spy? Watch the uncut version though...oh and Jason Statham takes the piss out of his tough guy characters in the film |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Rubber. It has to be the one of the worst movies in history. A killer tyre.
I erm, quite liked that film, I thought it was funny!
The Meg, OP. One of those films where you can totally switch off, absolutely no thinking required!
I loved the Meg. The second one was complete dog toffee"
Totally agree  |
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La La Land...it lasted less than a minute before I switched it off.
Dark Crimes. I dont even know why I started watching it because I can't stand Jim Carrey, I suppose I figured that he wouldn't be doing his fucking irritating face-pulling in a serious film. He wasn't, but I've seen more intriguing storylines on bog roll packets than there was in that film. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Rubber. It has to be the one of the worst movies in history. A killer tyre.
I erm, quite liked that film, I thought it was funny!
The Meg, OP. One of those films where you can totally switch off, absolutely no thinking required!
I loved the Meg. The second one was complete dog toffee
I haven't seen the second one yet, I think they are making a third one aren't they? Sure I saw that somewhere!
Possibly THE worst film I have ever seen. And I had to watch the English Patient (in a cinema on a first date to impress)
Worst film I ever saw on cinema was demolition man with sly Stallone and Wesley snipes, so terrible it was I stopped going to the cinema for years afterwards in protest, I paid you good money for this crap? "
Oh no, I love that film  though I didn't see it at the cinema. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Killer klowns from outer space, an 80s horror that is so bad, so tacky it's actually funny and good "
Is that the one where they hang their victims in floss cocoons? |
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"It all depends on what you’re in the mood for, I’ve seen some awful films that were just bad. The kind that loop all the way back around are pretty special though.
Give us a genre to narrow it down maybe?
Tbh....anything.
But after that one, that just got progressively shitter and shitter the longer it went on (thanks god it's now over), I've opted for 'The Mother'.
Because even if it's stereotypically bad - it has J Lo.
And she has a nice arse....... "
Any of the Tremors films are pure schlocky gold, the first is a classic but 2 onwards are pure shadenfreude gold. The old school Godzilla films are gloriously awful too |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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Bring it on eaas bang on..cast was perfect
As for bring it on again, bring it on aall or nothing...shite even though I have the dads lol
I believe there are a couple of other bring it on fils including a slasher/horror one...not seen those and don't think I could sit through them anymore  |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"Bring it on was bang on..cast was perfect
As for bring it on again, bring it on aall or nothing...shite even though I have the dvds lol
I believe there are a couple of other bring it on fils including a slasher/horror one...not seen those and don't think I could sit through them anymore "
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By *ild_oatsMan 38 weeks ago
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The Postman
Nothing more than Kevin Costner self indulgent rubbish and 3 hours of your life that you will never get back….
So bad even won worst actor, worst director, worst picture, worst screenplay and worst original song awards…. |
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By (user no longer on site) 38 weeks ago
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"La La Land...it lasted less than a minute before I switched it off.
Dark Crimes. I dont even know why I started watching it because I can't stand Jim Carrey, I suppose I figured that he wouldn't be doing his fucking irritating face-pulling in a serious film. He wasn't, but I've seen more intriguing storylines on bog roll packets than there was in that film."
Dark crimes, totally agree. I couldn't finish it. Shitty gray cloud of a film |
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"National Treasure
Sharknado
And an old film I watched about a serial killing tree stump...that was so crap it was good, like 'yeah tree stump! Go get 'em' and the tree stump was like a growly stompy little log of a thing with branches sticking out of it wobbling along on it's murderous journey "
Surely not
I’m actually laughing out loud at this |
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"Rubber. It has to be the one of the worst movies in history. A killer tyre.
I erm, quite liked that film, I thought it was funny!
The Meg, OP. One of those films where you can totally switch off, absolutely no thinking required!
I loved the Meg. The second one was complete dog toffee
I haven't seen the second one yet, I think they are making a third one aren't they? Sure I saw that somewhere!"
Aren’t they making the SMEG it’s about a big smelly killer cock? |
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"Bob bloody Marley, dope smoking mysoginist who died because he was too soft to have his toe amputated, utter bollocks"
Jesus.. spoiler alert. Was going to watch that.
I haven't see Titanic yet and watching that tonight..FFS don't give me your opinion on that or you'll give the plot away. |
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As a movie buff & former Film Studies student...
Las Vegas Bloodbath(1989)
Is the worst movie humanity has ever made.
The movies I used to make when I was 8, with my friends & my Dads camcorder were better |
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Eyes Wide Shut. Even seeing Nicole Kidmanhave a pee could not save this from being the worst cinematic experience of my life. 25 years on I have still not forgiven my Wife for dragging me to see it.
Kubrick had Clockwork Orange banned because of the copycat violence that followed. I have watched that numerous times and never felt any compulsion to hit anyone. Walking home from Eyes Wide Shut I was a GBH charge waiting to happen (not to my Wife, I hasten to add). |
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"The Postman
Nothing more than Kevin Costner self indulgent rubbish and 3 hours of your life that you will never get back….
So bad even won worst actor, worst director, worst picture, worst screenplay and worst original song awards…."
Worse than Waterworld?
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By *ild_oatsMan 38 weeks ago
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"The Postman
Nothing more than Kevin Costner self indulgent rubbish and 3 hours of your life that you will never get back….
So bad even won worst actor, worst director, worst picture, worst screenplay and worst original song awards….
Worse than Waterworld?
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Waterworld does not even come close to how bad The Postman is….
Films like Sharknando, Strippers versus Werewolves etc… you know are going to be bad but when someone produces something that is no more that pretentious, self indulgent ego trip that’s a whole new level of bad….
That’s what The Postman is…..
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"The Postman
Nothing more than Kevin Costner self indulgent rubbish and 3 hours of your life that you will never get back….
So bad even won worst actor, worst director, worst picture, worst screenplay and worst original song awards….
Worse than Waterworld?
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I came here to type Waterworld! Borrowed it on VHS from Blockbuster - what an absolute waste of a Friday night that was |
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